I’ve been waiting on a slow news day so we could post this. Why? No reason whatsoever except for the giggles. Blame it on Sinclair™ for the find.

There’s a short list of wretched women I’d like to see get hit with a ham: a couple of exes, my 8th grade English teacher and Paula Deen.

Well Jesus is in the gift-giving mood this season as I am now able to cross one woman off of that list. Read the rest of this entry »

Remember when you were young & you had that one imbecile kid on your Jr. Pro youth basketball team? The one who shot the ball in the wrong goal? Or that herb on your Little League squad who could never make the throw to the cutoff man, always sailing the ball over half the infield? Read the rest of this entry »

An old man tackles a bank robber. That’s the moral of this clip. But the clinchers are A.) the old man was getting popcorn (probably stale too) in the bank’s lobby, because that’s what old people do. They see an opportunity for some free snacks & they snacking. Read the rest of this entry »

My love for reading, and subsequently writing, stems from discovering Charles Schultz’s Peanuts in Ms. Kitt’s library @ my elementary school. In second grade, I discovered the wonderful would of Schultz’s characters and the imaginary world created by those simple bubble quotes. By and by, I assume I developed part of my morals & life approach from watching Charlie Brown gracefully accepting life’s lemons & attempting to make lemonade.

Now, I realize I could’ve learned a lot more had Schultz’s original publishers not rejected the character of Daniel. Read the rest of this entry »

What’s the definition of an “Internet Sensation?” The JK Wedding, that’s what.

The happy Minnesota couple have been riding out their 15 minutes of newlywed bliss and you know they’ve arrived when Read the rest of this entry »

Laurie Ann Gibson would shed tears of joy @ this awesome display of choreography. Read the rest of this entry »

This looks like it hurt for all involved parties.

Via With Leather

“The Negus Ruled Ethiopia Until the Coup of 1974.”

Somewhere, there is a very evil old man who sits around trying to devise ways to make kids say racist things on public television. This was his best attempt yet.

Now I know this happened along time ago, and I refuse to apologize for not having a TV, but good Lord, be damned if you think this is not hilarious. Everything from the nervous shift when he first hears the word, to his hesitance Read the rest of this entry »

Snagged from BoH

Loosies

A. Pinks Feat. Skyzoo – On Fire

Anthony David – Gettin Up (Remix)

Raekwon Ghostface Killah & Crooked I – Yes Sir

Playaz Circle – Game and Money

Naledge & A. Pinks – God Body Flow (Prod. by Analogic)

Loosies

LOL @ Malik’s accent. These things keep getting better each time.

Previously Posted — Fat Albert In The Hood: “The Take Over”

LMAO @ the butchering of the theme song this time around. “I don’t wanna hear no excuses Mushmouth. Get yo thick, sausage-lip, bitch ass out there & hustle like the rest.”

Previously Posted — Fat Albert: The Lost Episodes

Episode Two is below & thematically resembles something of a Maury episode. LOL @ “You bet not tell nobody I fucked that old goat-mouthed ass hoe. I’ll beat yo fatass nigga.” Read the rest of this entry »

Aiyo! Detroit…what are you going to do? Read the rest of this entry »