There’s no actual proof that the toddler in the video is actually two but let’s just assume he is. The little tyke doesn’t seem to be screaming out anything discernible and the onesie indicates that he can’t be too old. And that’s what makes it impressive because the lil guy definitely has the mannerisms and flow patterns down pat to be future rapper. Read the rest of this entry »

…like, I literally let go of one gangster tear after sitting through this “Soul Train Edit” of Lil B’s “Pretty Boy.” Read the rest of this entry »

“Hard to be humble when you’re stuntin’ on a Jumbotron…”

Somebody’s son plays way too much Michael Jackson: The Experience on Kinect. Read the rest of this entry »

While my close associate in Alabama did snap this gem earlier, we didn’t get the opportunity to discover who the actual driver of that credibility-killer was. So, let’s just assume whoever it is happens to be responsible for the following five things: Read the rest of this entry »

(Wo)man down as Rihanna’s stilettos betray her while performing “What’s My Name?” during an Edmonton, Canada tour stop. RiRi took it all in stride by later taking to Twitter to poke fun at herself, “Did I tell u guys I fell in Edmonton! Lol… #ManDown #rockstarshit.” Read the rest of this entry »

Hearing rappers pay tribute to B.I.G. through song is not really much of a surprise anymore. Hearing random sportscasters quote the late, great Christopher Wallace? Now that’s something totally different. Read the rest of this entry »

Who cares about President Obama’s birth certificate? Aside from the fact one piece of paper could silence Donald Trump for a few weeks, nobody actually gave it enough thought aside from the whackos. No, the most invigorating news today comes from College Humor, who use a sketch to confirm the ladies have an affinity for filth, too. Read the rest of this entry »

See the kids stoneface? Click play on the video below and then wait for it. “Cleveland Is The Reason” she’s cucumber cool. Read the rest of this entry »

Did you know Karl Malone was the second leading scorer in NBA history? Did you also know that stat was filed in the “Who Gives A Flipping Wombat” archives? Never has there been a more unmarketable and ultimately despised Hall of Famer than the Mailman #32. Even Pete Rose wouldn’t bet a dollar on a Malone endorsement. Read the rest of this entry »

Project Pattaaaaaaa. North Memphis representer. Rapper. Felon. And now, wedding singer.

Only in America can a brother raise up off the couch, dust weed crumbs off his lap, slang off the doo-rag, put on a clean navy tee and go make a few stacks for rapping. Read the rest of this entry »

Imagine if Bob music had the same effect on disgruntled coworkers, nagging spouses and serial killers. We’d have a joyous world where everyone skipped instead of walking and sharing their Sour Patch Kids candies freely amongst each other. Read the rest of this entry »

Yeah, I’m a fan of this one because we still play frequent games of Nerf bball around the Gotty™ household. Young Brittney Griner gets an assists from her larger friends to do a through-the-legs dunk that’s fantastic. In a way though, it reminds me of when I told my little cousin to douse alcohol on his arm and light it on fire. Yeah, it’s all fun and games til the real adults – with belts – find out. Read the rest of this entry »

Do not be alarmed. It appears that no Easter bunnies were harmed during the filming of this clip. Ben E. King’s tribute to friendship faired quite well too as Muppets meanie Big Mean Carl sings “Stand By Me.” Read the rest of this entry »

I have absolutely nothing witty to say. Nothing I can muster up will top what you will see in this clip. I partially have to blame/credit Bol because he plugged this on another site. I watched…I’m not sure why I watched but I think I’ll go to church tomorrow and Lord Jesus on high knows I haven’t entered through those doors in years. Read the rest of this entry »

Pretty nifty of a news station to try to be up on things and include their Twitter feed on to their billboard right? Yeah right, it sounds good until somebody screws the pooch. Read the rest of this entry »