After beating her most recent court case on Tuesday, July 12th, Foxy Brown has plans to sue the city for $100M, accusing the city’s DA of malicious prosecution. The Brooklyn Supreme Court dropped mooning charges (yes, mooning) after the plaintiff, Arlene Raymond, refused to testify. Read the rest of this entry »
Nicki Minaj may be enjoying platinum spoils for her debut Pink Friday at the moment, but she should kiss her lucky vocoder that she should never fall victim to a situation where her countless hours of grind and grit fail to see the light of day. Read the rest of this entry »
Stephanie Santiago
Charles Barkley Has A Problem With Tucker Carlson [With Leather]
The Internet’s Tastemakers React To Jay-Z & Kanye West’s “H.A.M.” [Complex]
Foxy Brown Dyes Her Hair Green? [TUD]
There’s Snow in 49 States [Gawker] Read the rest of this entry »
Vanessa Nina
11 New Year’s Resolutions To Achieve Financial Fitness in 2011 [Huff Po]
Fake Foxy Brown Track Leaks Despite Her Protest [The Urban Daily]
2010 In Photos [Design You Trust]
Spain Bans Smoking At Bars, Eateries [CNN]
Jenna Shea’s Sexiest Twitpics [Spizzy] Read the rest of this entry »
Vivian Le
T-Pain Selling Beats For 99 Cents [HHNM]
University Dancers Benched For Refusal to Wear Booty Shorts [Clutch Mag]
Vick’s Fantasy Football Numbers Were Just Sick [With Leather]
10 Facts You Might Not Know About DJ Screw [Complex] Read the rest of this entry »
When word began to spread that Hollywood stylist and reality TV starlet Rachael Zoe might be expecting a baby, men across the country started to stock up on Tylenol™. Thing is, it’s not that we don’t want the pencil-thin shopaholic to procreate, it’s just that we’re not sure if our ailing planet can handle the added abundance of idiocy that would come as a result. Unfortunately, the same can be said for a lot of females making the headlines these days, leading us to wonder; where are all the level-headed ladies at?
While you ponder the unanswerable, here are ten females we hope have protection on deck 24/7.
10. Willow Palin — We’re well aware Sarah Palin’s second youngest daughter isn’t even old enough to be smoking cigarettes, let alone Eskimo pole. However, since sister Bristol pushed one out before graduating high school and is now being cheered on by her family for tearing off guy’s shirts during prime-time TV, we should be crossing our fingers this little Tea Party princess doesn’t take up knocking on wood and turn into another neurotic news story.
9. Kathy Griffin – Considering no one I’ve ever met can even stand the voice of Bravo’s queen of obnoxiousness, I’m surprised Miss Griffin sees the amount of airtime she does. Luckily for all of us, we won’t have to worry about the fire spreading, because this D-Listed ginger says she doesn’t even want kids.
8. Heidi Montag – This Play-Doh face makes bad decisions, surrounds herself with destructive egomaniacs and cries herself out of tough situations. Does that sound like someone who’s fit to raise rugrats to you?
7. Tila Tequila — Apparently, this realiTV temptress will be regurgitating a shot of love a little differently within the coming months. Despite our prayers the news wasn’t true, it seems this always puckered vomit-inducer might actually be having some poor bastard’s baby. It might be a surrogate for someone else. It might even be The Game’s. Either way, everyone involved is hoping she drinks it back into the womb.
6. Snooki – Considering how much of a whore this orange oompa-loompa portrays herself as on The Jersey Shore, I half-way expect a baby to just fly out of her Italian punani every time she does one of those patented dance-floor cartwheels.
5. Kat Stacks – The illustrious Kat Stacks inclusion comes specifically on behalf of her would-be child. Growing up the byproduct of such sleaze would be nearly impossible, especially when your only inheritance consists of STDs and a nameless father. She needs to sew that thing shut, already.
4. Foxy Brown – While it’s bad enough the Ill Na Na can’t arrive at her own gigs and make money preforming the songs that made her famous, it’s the fact Foxy’s deaf that concerns us the most. How will Brooklyn’s Don Diva hear her kid crying when she’s busy popping pain pills and assaulting local service workers?
3. Tyra Banks – Tyra might be bad as hell, but Tyra is also crazy. Can you imagine being her kid, getting bad grades and having that 7-foot-tall banshee screaming at you? Not only that, but her show topics consist of failed marriages and poop, so her motherly-advice isn’t necessarily qualified.
2. Lindsay Lohan – This one’s just a no-brainer. If Lindsay Lowlife had a kid, the media would cause such an uproar, the brain-damaged child would probably be abducted by some poor schmuck who couldn’t take hearing about it anymore. Locked up or tied down, Lindsay would be none the wiser.
1. Oprah Winfrey – Yes. Oprah made the list. It’s not that we don’t like Oprah and how she’s constantly making the world a better place and all. Really, it’s just that we don’t want all that power to be passed on to one person. We want some damn pie, too.
Ali Milan
Foxy Brown Officially Indicted Over Court Violation [AHH]
“The Expendables” Steal The Show In Team USA’s Scrimmage Vs. China [Dime]
Kanye West Calls Swizz Beatz “The Best Rap Producer Of All Time” [SOHH] Read the rest of this entry »
Cris Jorick
Ron Artest Has Finally Found His True Calling: Dodgeball! [With Leather]
Miley Cyrus Rock In Rio Redux: Too Sexy or Just Too Bad? [Egotastic]
Mickey Factz Talks Debut Album & Nicki Minaj Being Better Than Dudes [Vibe] Read the rest of this entry »
Inga Marchand has to be the rap game’s Walter Matthau; ringleading an Odd Couple-like relationship with her neighbor Arlene Raymond for several years. If you follow the foolishness of the Fox, you may remember she was pinned with an order of protection for BlackBerry-whippin’ Ms. Raymond for something along the lines of a car stereo or breathing air in public (who really knows?). Read the rest of this entry »
Alicia Placencia
Kate Moss Nude In Love [BKRW]
Terrell Owens: ‘If I Go To The Bengals ? I’m Changing My Name Until Ocho Uno’ [TSB]
What Is Rap’s Greatest Catch Phrase? [Unkut]
Sean Price, The Best Out Right Now [Daily Math]
Conan Who? NBC Disappears “The Tonight Show” From the Web [All Things Digital]
Foxy Brown Mad About The Leak Of Diss Track [Y2K]
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So, hearing the words “The State Vs. Dwayne Carter” aren’t that odd as Wayne has caught a laundry list of cases the past couple of years. Yet, the Martian is due in court today for DNA testing. Not for paternity, but to establish his connection to a gun case in NY. Read the rest of this entry »
Arie Marie Will Never Drown
Barnes And Noble’s E-Reader Is Called “Nook” [Business Insider]
Jillian Michaels Inspires Fear, Boners [Warming Glow]
Weather Channel To Air Movies For The First Time [AP]
Wyclef Jean Is Working On Memoir [AP]
Three Corrections Officials Resign Over Foxy Brown [HHW]
Mobster Comes Out of The Closet During Court Appearance [Gawker]
Doutzen Kroes In Lingerie Will Never Get Old [Guyism]
Panthers’ Dante Wesley Suspended [SBNation]
How The NYPD Ruined My Weekend and Saved My Life [Black Book]
Man Arrested After Taking 1,000-mile Test Drive In Honda Accord [Obscure Store and Reading Room]
Nip/Tuck’s Most Insane Moments [TV Without Stupidity]
The Feds Will Finally Be Leaving Medical Marijuana Patients Alone… Hopefully [HMJ]
Adam Lambert Jumps The Fence [Me & Isis]
TSS Shirts Marked Down [TSS]
Your Muy Bueno Monday Sexpot, Elsa Torres
Foxy Brown, Toni Braxton In Tax Trouble [RGF]
Shakes The Clown Is Real [Listen To Leon]
“Thriller” Sales Soar Close To Eagles’ “Hits” [Reuters]
Need Medicinal Cannabis? There’s an App For That [Gizmodo]
Papoose Disses Fat Joe and References MJ In The Same Line [Broken Cool]
Meet the Magic Condom, Inspiring Teen Sex and Gay Cops [Gawker]
Michigan Unemployment Tops 15% [CNN]
Sisters Somehow Manage to Share the Same Husband [Lemondrop]
Dey Know, Muy Bueno, Casandra Diaz
Joell Ortiz Recycles [Karen Civil]
Foxy Brown Got Jailhouse Perks [Slang Rap Democracy]
NHL Players Sue Golf Developer Over Porn Parties [SbS]
Alchemist’s Top 12 Rapping Producers [Y2K]
McCain: Obama Has ‘Done Well’ As President So Far [AP]
CNN Loves Twitter, But Doesn’t Seem To Always Know How To Use It [Tech Crunch]
DMC Meets With President Obama; Talks Fatherhood [AHH]
14-Year-Old Demolishes Guitar Hero World Records 3 Times [Coed]
How The NY Times Writes An Article About Big Dicks [Gawker]
Parenting Advice: What Moms Should Learn From Dads [Time]
Sell Coke? The UFL Doesn’t Mind [The Big Lead]
Dudes and SportsCenter: A Mistress You Can’t Get Rid Of [Clutch]
Can You Do The Kim Kardashian? Do You Even Want To? [The Life Files]
Transformers Director Rips Studio In Leaked Promo [Yahoo]
Them creating music > even the thought of them procreating. And keep in mind: It’s Deeper Than Rap © BAWSE. Read the rest of this entry »
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