It Just Got Incredibly Easy to Tell Congress That SOPA Sucks [Gizmodo]

Donald Glover Tells Marc Maron That He Masturbates To Susan Sarandon [Uproxx]

Is Greg Oden’s Team Photo The Saddest Thing You’ve Ever Seen? [With Leather] Read the rest of this entry »

Would it be a fair assumption to say Flo Rida’s “Good Feeling” will be in the end credits of The Hangover Part III if ever such a thing comes to be into existence? It’s fun, it’s pop and it’s ready to rock. It’s also a given that this number will be abused across dance floors and Carnival cruise ships alike, but Flo wants this to be the gym anthem of the winter. Read the rest of this entry »

The reiteration of Avicii’s electronic uppercut “ID (Levels)” into rap was inevitable. And, truthfully, the fact that Flo Rida happens to be the first one I’ve heard remix the worldwide smash doesn’t surprise me, either. Read the rest of this entry »

Flo Rida drives a Bugatti. Let me repeat that. Flo Rida drives a Bugatti.

I know the real story is supposed to be about the Miami “Low Low” rapper getting nabbed for a DUI at 3:30 a.m. this morning, but I can’t seem to let go of the fact that he drives a car valued at nearly 2 million dollars. Read the rest of this entry »

Flo Rida’s relationship with Hip-Hop is parallel to the ones found in the social structure of high school. Whereas the pretty and popular can go on to be overweight, public servants, the modest members of the student body tend to venture out for notable impacts in the world. Virtually nothing the stocky rapper from the sunny peninsula accomplishes gets recognized in the rap world, yet he’s able to hoist “Grammy-Nominated,” “platinum” and “record-breaking” in the loopholes of his belt. Read the rest of this entry »

What’s your addiction? Is it money? Is it girls? Is it weed? Flo Rida has be afflicted by not one, not two but by all three. Mainly because his place of residence just so happens to be one of Miami’s multiple nightclubs and you can find all of the aforementioned vices in abundance. He sleeps on beds of linoleum, showers with 80% proof alcohol and has a DJ act as his personal alarm clock. Read the rest of this entry »

Don’t like Flo Rida’s music? Get over it. The Sunshine State’s steroid-enhanced superstar has radio in your momma’s back pocket and she shakes her tailfeather every time he comes on. But since he knows you’re a playa hater who wishes you had his muscles, he did all of us a solid favor and ventured out to Brazil for a very NSFW video to his latest ringtone. Read the rest of this entry »

In one of the weirdest Makaveli reincarnations we’ve heard, Flo Rida urges the ladies to “Come With Me” for the new single off his awesomely-titled Only One Flo. While most will write this piece of Bubblicious off just like that extra kid they claim come April, I’ll go out on a limb and give credit where it’s due. Despite unoriginal ups for independent woman and a relatively lackluster beat, this song is still everything you despise and your girlfriend loves. It’s a flat out hit, and just another plaque on the wall for Flo.

We might not listen to this guy, but his bank teller sure does.

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Download – Flo Rida – “Come With Me”

When there’s smoke there’s fire and when there’s unsuspecting Pop ditties needing some vocals, there’s Flo Rida. He’s like a ringtone predator, lurking behind expensive soundboards waiting for the perfect moment to pounce on anything with over 300 BPM. Even if you were created in the 80s, he’ll still talk sweetly to ya, make you feel special all over again. And before you know it, you’re remade into his image, dancing in teen clubs in your brand new skin as he watches the $$$ fall in his favor. Read the rest of this entry »

Sabrina Athena

Sacramento TV Station Airs First Ever Ad For Medical Marijuana Dispensary [The Consumerist]

Nike Sportswear Air Max Black Pack [SlamxHype]

The Complete Collection of DJ Clark Kent’s Sneaker Twitpics [Complex]

Brooklyn Decker In Short Shorts [Don Chavez] Read the rest of this entry »

As expected, the verdict for Trina’s last jawn wasn’t exactly Amazin’. But no one around my way is calling for her resignation. As long as she and the “bitches” believe in mixing sports bras with camera time and Youtube has a mute feature, all should be right in the world. Read the rest of this entry »

Amelia Talon

8 Of The Creepiest Places to Check Into on Foursquare [Asylum]

Why Terrell Owens Can’t Find a Job in the NFL [Black Voices] Read the rest of this entry »

There wasn’t much chance that I was checking this song when I saw it leak yesterday because, being honest, who even knew there was a part one to “Fresh I Stay”? Theeeennn, I found out darling Jovi was featured on the chorus (which most didn’t note @ first leak release) and I didn’t think twice. Here’s hoping a placement like a Flo-Rida track will help her garner the recognition she’s due from a larger audience. On the flipside, I’m praying there will be a version sans the guys when it appears on her Pyscho Therapy 1.5 mixtape. Read the rest of this entry »

Teddy Pain and The Poe Boy try to recreate that ol’ “Low” magic once again on “Zoosk Girl,” the first of expectantly many rousing dashes of disco zest from Flo Rida’s third LP. Read the rest of this entry »

As record sales keep slumping for bigger acts and concert money becomes more essential to funding artists’ lavish livelihoods, curiosity leads one to ponder how much our favorite acts pull in per show. Can reliable ticket-buyers cover a debut dud? Is a concert check worthy of the sleepless grind? Do bottles of Ace line the dressing room when Jay-Z comes into town? How about home-fried hookers when Uncle Luke makes the rounds? Read the rest of this entry »