Epic Beard Man reigns supreme. “It’s your world, kid. The rest of us just payin’ rent.” © Stuart Scott. At least for this week, I bet Tiger wishes your shenanigans made the jump from the ‘net to the airwaves. That way he might have caught a little slack for his speech the other day. My only thought watching ‘ol boy was didn’t he go to Stanford?  He was talking like he was going to ESL instead of sex addict classes. That’s neither here nor there though, take a quick look back with us at what transpired last week while we wait for someone to take Epic Beard Mans spot. Read the rest of this entry »

Some entrepreneurial journalist took to the streets to track down Old Man Grizzly Epic Beard Man.

I think I’ve done enough commentary on this situation, so I’ll hit the high points: EBM breaks down the judicial system and Coolio’s current situation, talks about why he needed his Stacy Adams and explains how his “boy” can can be a male or female.

Is it me or did the N-word roll off the tongue a little too smoothly? It didn’t seem like the first time he’s said it.

Oh yeah, score one for David D. for calling the fact he’s a Vietnam Vet. *High five*

Whitney

Beware of Fake Drakes [Vulture]

Epic Beard Man Undergoing Mental Evaluation, Supporter Say No Charges Being Filed [Animal New York]

Lindsey Vonn: The Sexiest Gold Medalist In The Olympics [Global Grind]

Jerry Jones Wants Jay-Z and Eminem To Do Rap Show at Cowboys Stadium? [GOT]

You Gotta Be Kiddin Me: An American Pie Reboot [Film Drunk]

An iPad Is Not a Laptop [Gizmodo] Read the rest of this entry »