This Week Tom Brady Will Prove That He Is A Horrible, Horrible Person

12.29.11 Written by David D.

I hate Tom Brady. And his coach. They’re just total d*cks and bullies that get riled up to beat on a subpar Jets team and act like it was a national tragedy that they screwed the pooch four years ago when they should have had a perfect season. Tom Brady thinks he’s the greatest quarterback ever and you’re an idiot if you disagree with him. Read the rest of this entry »

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Guess Who’s Going To Hawaii: NFL Announces 2012 Pro Bowl Roster

12.28.11 Written by AJ

Gentlemen, start your b*tching. As per late-December tradition, the NFL released its 2012 Pro Bowl roster yesterday. Read the rest of this entry »

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Your NFL Recap: Week 15

12.19.11 Written by J. Tinsley

Every now and then, the NFL has a Sunday so weird, so pressure packed and so controversial that the results of it could potentially have long term effects on everything from draft seedings to playoff positions. December 18 was one of those Sundays. Read the rest of this entry »

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PoV: Before Some Became NFL Superstars

08.26.11 Written by J. Tinsley

Taken at the 2001 NFL Skills Competition prior to the Super Bowl, this is one of the better “where are they now?” pictures you’re going to see for quite sometime. Read the rest of this entry »

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Don’t Worry, Drew Brees Is Still The Messiah Despite Lockout

05.07.11 Written by David D.

I may have mentioned an unbiased love for our Lord and Savior Drew Breesus, who tossed touchdowns for our sins a couple of seasons ago. There were worries that, during the lockout, we wouldn’t hear any words from the gospel of Drew. But fear not, the Saints QB has come out of his own pocket Read the rest of this entry »

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Drew Brees Somehow Just Got More Awesome

01.25.11 Written by David D.

I’m just going to get this out of the way right now: this post may be biased.

Drew Brees is our Lord and savior. And despite the fact Breesus and his Disciples got bounced from the playoffs in embarrassing fashion, his legend continues to rise. Read the rest of this entry »

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The New Orleans Saints Are Screwed Next Year

04.21.10 Written by Gotty™

I never claimed to be a mathematician or excellent in statistics. Yet, I’d say the probability of the New Orleans Saints repeating as NFL champions just went down the commode with today’s announcement that Drew Brees will be on the cover of Madden 2011. The news isn’t 100% just yet as voting is still going on, but ESPN’s Adam Schefter all but confirmed it, leaking the news via Twitter. Read the rest of this entry »

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The Week That Was: Stiffen Up That Upper Lip Edition

02.13.10 Written by MZ

For the most part everyone’s week started on the same note.  We watched Brees & the Saints prevail down in Miami and Peyton Manning, walk off the field dejected. But come Monday morning, the world went back to work while New Orleans kept partying.  Brees may have been MVP, but I can rest in solace thanks to Tracy Porter making my prediction ring true. Read the rest of this entry »

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2.9 The Cooler

02.09.10 Written by Gotty™

Deneen Roman

The Truth Behind “I’m Going To Disneyland!” [Esquire]

Soulja Boy Acquires Yung Berg’s Chain? [DDot Omen]

Skip Gates on Black History Month [Newsweek]

General Larry Platt’s “Pants On The Ground” & The Intersection of Race and Comedy [Racialicious]
Hip-Hop At Halftime: Let Us Back In, Commish [XXL]

Spoiler Alert: Bill Murray Confirms He’s Up For Ghostbusters III, Will Play A… [The Playlist]

R.Kelly Says He Has Completed 15 More Chapters Of “Trapped In The Closet!” [The Life Files]

Gourmet x UNDFTD Quattro UNDFTD [Street Level]

I Wish Drew Brees Was My Dad [Warming Glow]

If RuPaul Were A Boy [Crunk & Disorderly]

Antoine Walker Brings His Shimmy to Puerto Rico [Slam]

The Origin of ‘Who Dat?’ [The Root]

Higher Learning: Tips For Pothead College Students [HMJ]

Sean Payton Introduces the NFL’s New “Moneyball” [TSB]

Bear With Three Legs Walks Like People [The Awl]

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Your Super Bowl XLIV Recap

02.08.10 Written by Patrick M.

Despite fears of Manning overload being confirmed during the pre-game show, Super Bowl XLIV was still on of one of the more anticipated games in recent years. For the first time since the second Cowboys-Bills “showdown,” the top two seeds from each conference made it through their conferences unscathed. With two powerful offenses taking the field in the warm comforts of Miami, offense was assumed to be the showcase.

Only one team came out firing however. Following a weak Saints three and out on the first drive, Peyton Manning came out in beast mode, zinging passes into covered receivers and driving the Colts all over the field. Meanwhile, Saints receivers were having balls bounce off their face. The result: a quick 10-0 Colts lead and fears from haters everywhere that we were in for an Indy blowout.

But the Saints and Coach Sean Payton didn’t panic, sticking to their plan of frustrating the Colts deep with Cover 2 and taking what the Indy defense gave them. Brees quickly shed any pre-game jitters and the Saints own offense got into gear. But the Colts still seemed to have the upper hand, stoning Mike Bell on 4th and goal from the one with two minutes left. This was a bad coaching decision, in my opinion you always take the points in the first three quarters, even if driving to the one is frustrating as shit. But luckily for Payton, his team bailed him out, forcing a punt and driving to tack on a field goal to close the score to 10-6.

Colts fans can’t have felt good only being up four at that point, and things went from bad to worse when Payton teabagged their collective faces with his elephant nuts by calling for an onside kick to start the second half. This time the Saints capitalized, as Thomas juked about four Colts out of their socks on a TD screen pass.

Peyton, of course, wasn’t done. The highlight of this drive, and maybe of the Super Bowl was an unbelievable roll out pass to Dallas Clark, lofted perfectly into quintuple coverage. As one of the bigger Brady stans on the planet, I’ll admit no one else could have made that throw. And as an avid Colts detractor, I assume that we were going to see the same thing we had all year—the Colts putting away teams in the second half.

But a key coaching decision cost the Colts big: the decision to kick a 51 yard field goal with NFL senior citizen Matt Stover as your kicker. Caldwell showed way too much confidence in his defense, which had stopped generating any pressure and was allowing Brees to sit back and find the open man all day long. Given a short field, Brees looked cool as a cucumber finding Bush, Colston and Shockey on his way to giving the Saints a fourth quarter lead. A little help from the refs on the two-point conversion didn’t hurt either.

With the Saints up 24-17, there was plenty of time for Peyton to heroically lead them to a tie, or even a win. But faced with the pressure of Super Bowl defeat, his once crisp throws started getting a little of that New Orleans wobble wobble. The opportunistic Saints D took advantage. Tracy Porter stepped in front of a Wayne in-route, headed to the house and sealed the deal for New Orleans.

In the aftermath, the NFL continued its recent tradition of good to excellent Super Bowls. Both teams played at a very high level and, Jim Caldwell aside, no one really came away looking bad. While it’s definitely true that Peyton came up small in the fourth, he did keep the Colts in control of the game for the first half. In the end, the Saints were just too damn good on all sides of the ball—the best team did win. Congratulations to New Orleans fans, you deserve it.

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Your Super Bowl XLIV Preview & Open Thread

02.07.10 Written by TSSCrew

One last game.

With the Pro Bowl thankfully out of the way football closes out another year with arguably the biggest sporting event of the year.  With two high octane offenses facing each other, we should be in for a treat.  Peyton Manning is looking to further cement his place in history, while the Saint’s are carrying the city of New Orleans on their shoulders.  Since these are, without a doubt, the top-rated teams this year its hard to call either team an underdog.  Yet that’s the position the Saints are in with almost everyone already giving the game to Indy.  We’ve played it out in our minds, via simulation & it’s been broken down by ESPN’s talking heads to the point that we almost don’t have a reason to tune in to the game.

Oh yeah… for the commercials.  Check below for the beleaguered Crew’s picks for winner and MVP.  Then, weigh in with your opinion as we countdown to kickoff. Read the rest of this entry »

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Get Your Bets In Now

02.05.10 Written by MZ

Can’t wait til Sunday for the big game?  Still having trouble deciding who you want to place your wager on? Will the spread will be covered?   The good folks at EA Sports hypothetically answer all these question with their annual Super Bowl Simulation on Madden 10.  In the offensive slugfest we’re all hoping for, the Saints egde out the Colts 35-31 with Drew Brees taking home the MVP honors.

Going back to 2004, EA’s simulation has correctly picked each winner except for 2008 when the Giants shocked the world.  So they’ve got a track record in getting this right so that goes a long way to show how realistic the game has become, but not why I find the controls so complicated that I didn’t even buy Madden this year.  Read below as EA explains how they went about this and check out a video of the simulated highlights.

Utilizing each team’s current roster and the latest player statistics, Madden NFL 10 was able to accurately predict the outcome of both the NFC and AFC Championship games within a margin of three points for each game. EA SPORTS utilized this same simulation formula to predict the outcome of Super Bowl XLIII (Pittsburgh Steelers vs. Arizona Cardinals) with unprecedented accuracy – down to the final score and individual player statistics. EA SPORTS has correctly predicted the Super Bowl winner for five out of the last six years, since the official Madden NFL Super Bowl simulation began in 2004.

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Your NFL Conference Championship Recap

01.25.10 Written by Patrick M.

To quote esteemed sports philosopher Reggie Noble, “this is what it’s all about.” Win and you get a free trip to Miami and a chance for immortality. Lose and you’re forced to take solace in the fact you get paid millions of dollars to play a children’s game. Damn it. Read the rest of this entry »

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TSS 2009 Playoff Preview: Conference Championsips

01.23.10 Written by TSSCrew

Each conference’s best teams battle it out for a trip to the Super Bowl this weekend.  Everyone who was expected to be here is present, as the season served as an extended preview of an inevitable match-up in the NFC.  We always knew the Colts would be here, but who’d rise up to challenge them changed each week as pretenders came and week throughout the season.  Since no one else wanted it, the Jets seek to make the Colts pay for letting them in.  Both games should be competitive (finally!) as two teams stamp their tickets to Miami. Read the rest of this entry »

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TSS 2009 NFL Playoff Preview: Divisional Weekend

01.15.10 Written by TSSCrew

Welp, we’re back again trying our hand at picking this week’s games.  Looking to redeem ourselves over our paltry showings last go around, save for Jason who was omitted on accident, we put the mp3′s down long enough to expound on the pigskin.  Maybe this week we’ll even get some picks right.  Y’all know the drill:  Read, call us out for our naïveté & discuss below. Read the rest of this entry »

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