Your Week 5 NFL Recap

10.12.09 Written by TSSCrew

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Let’s just say the Patriots-Broncos game could make this a bitter affair. In case you missed it, the Patriots had plenty of chances to put the game away, but could not get the job done, with Tom Brady’s 4th quarter fumble proving particularly costly. Denver and their mustard striped unis move to 5-0 with the kind of defensive performance and mistake free offense that’s won Super Bowls before. I still think the Pats can take them in the playoffs though. Read the rest of this entry »

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Your Week 3 NFL Recap

09.28.09 Written by Gotty™

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Having taken LC’s quote-board fodder, the Lions eeked out an exciting victory over the Washington Redskins. The resulting dynamics will be tremendous because there should be a spike births in the metropolitan Detroit area nine months from now. Read the rest of this entry »

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“Just Do Your Best And Have Fun…”

09.24.09 Written by LC Weber

“…that’s what’s important, right?”

The Onion coming so serious and true once again. Re: The Lions. Read the rest of this entry »

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(Don’t) Re-Elect Martha Reeves For Detroit City Council….

07.28.09 Written by Beware

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Unfortunately, it’s just too easy. Read the rest of this entry »

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4.23 The Cooler

04.23.09 Written by Gotty™

Kaitlin, Your Thick Thursday Offering

Freda Payne, Thelma Houston, K.C. Casey Embarrass Themselves On American Idol [Newsday]

Driven: Nissan 370Z vs. Ford Mustang [Men's Journal]

Economy Be Damned: Apple Posts Its Best Second Quarter Earnings Ever [Tech Crunch]

Poor DVD Sales Hamper U.S. Film Financing Deals [Yahoo]

Lions Announce Deal…With Their Backup Choice [SbS]

Satanic Body Mods: One Man’s Transformation Into A Devil [Trend Hunter]

Are EPMD Going Senile? [Unkut]

Lil Boosie Arrested For Assault [AHH]

Common Market: The Winter’s End EP Capsule Review [Pop Matters]

Just The Tips: How To Choose Eyewear That Fits Your Face [Complex]

Obama Continues To Fill Administration with RIAA Insiders; Content Owners Happy[The Daily Swarm]

Ozzie Guillen’s First Sparring Partner of 2009: Nick Swisher [The Stonecipher Report]

The Ladies Still Love Chris Brown [Blog Xilla]

Talib Kweli & Hi-Tek Thisis50 Interview [ThisIs50]

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4.21 The Cooler

04.21.09 Written by Gotty™

Maddi x Oily Elbows x Titillating Tuesday

Detroit Lions Unveil New Logo [NFL Fanhouse]

New Dan Brown Novel, The Lost Symbol, Coming In September [Yahoo]

White Watch: Pigment-Deficient Hip-Hop Stars Come On Strong [Timeout New York]

Cavs’ Brown Named Coach Of The Year [ESPN]

Big Boi Talks New Album x His Favorite Outkast Joints [Y2K]

Ross F_cks Up On Fallon [Rap Radar]

Asher Roth’s Guide To Frat Rap [Unkut]

Star Va. HS Running Back Goes Superfelonious [Sports By Brooks]

Mike Tyson Wants Jamie Foxx To Play Him In Proposed Biopic [The Playlist]

A Gallery Full Of Borat Bikini Attention Whores [Afrojacks]

‘Sandlot’ Kid Arrested for Allegedly Smacking Girlfriend [TMZ]

Studio Watch: Nard and B x Rich Kids x Big Kuntry at Echo Studios [Ozone]

“Paper Planes” Producers Recruit Santigold For Monster War [Stereogum]

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Lionhearted?

12.30.08 Written by TSSCrew

Words By Malik V.

As I walked out of Candlestick Park after the Niners’ come from behind victory over the ‘Skins, I took a moment to reflect on the few ups and many downs of the fifth straight losing season I made it through. “Things could be a lot worse”, I said to myself optimistically. And just to help me out, the Detroit Lions made that thought a tangible reality.

0-16. Just saying it makes me laugh, because it’s so damn unfathomable. But that’s what the Lions do. They make the impossible possible. Just not in a good way. A year after the Patriots videotaped their way to the first 16-0 regular season, the Lions became perfectly imperfect by not recording a single W the whole year. Wire to wire losers.

I’ve seen a couple teams go 1-15 before, and a part of me has always rooted against them, just so I could be a witness to a team going 0-16. It never quite went down like that though, because there would always be one game in which the team would catch a break and sneak in a victory. It always seemed like the law of averages or some other chance event would prevent a team from not winning a single game, but not even unbiased chance showed any pity for the Lions.

For whatever reason, I do feel a little bad for the Lions and their fans. The sadist in me wanted to see them go 0-16, but now that it’s happened, it doesn’t feel as cruelly sweet as I thought it would. That’s probably because Calvin Johnson and his teammates actually played hard and didn’t bitch or pass the blame to the league or the refs for their historic predicament. They put the blame on themselves, and tried their best to put a good, or even mediocre product on the field. Maybe they can take some sort of satisfaction in that, but I doubt it.

Since I’m not in the D, I don’t know what kind of response this is getting. I wouldn’t be surprised if Lions fans aren’t as pissed as outsiders might assume them to be. I’d bet that most Lions fans stopped giving a shit around week 5 or 6. I don’t have to be from Detroit to know that the sports scene isn’t really anything to boast about right now though. The Pistons are slipping and the Tigers were disappointing last year. If I was a resident of Detroit, these tough times would almost make me wanna hum that old familiar tune…

Loosies

Yung LA- All Of The Above

K-Os – Astronaut

K-Os – The Avenue

K-Os – Zambony

Keena Feat. The Cool Kids – Loose Wires (Remix)

Stat Quo – The Wind (Prod. By Focus)

Stat Quo – Deliver Me (Produced by Lyr1kz)

Young Buck – Swag On ‘Em

Young Buck Feat. Sosa Da Plug & Tha Outlawz – Fly

Murda Mook Feat. Jadakiss – Best Rapper Alive

Truck North – Norf@Work

Truck North – ‘09 Mentality

Truck North Feat. Wale – Flyer Than the Rest

Termanology Feat. Sheek Louch,Joell Ortiz,Bun-B,Saigon & Freeway – Say It

MC Lyte – Brooklyn

DJ Khaled Feat. Kanye West & Jay-Z – Go Hard (Remix)

J The S Feat. Emilio Rojas & Donny Goines – My Thing

Loosies

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G.O.A.T. On The W.O.A.T.

11.27.08 Written by LC Weber

Watching the Detroit Lions get their asses handed to them on Thanksgiving is a painful tradition in the Weber household that both glorifies and ruins the meal. It wasn’t always this bad, though… I remember the traditional Green Bay games of two even-matched teams. I remember John Madden handing out drumsticks of a six legged turkey to the winning linebackers. And I remember Barry Sanders: the only living reason I continue to enjoy the Lions on any level.

I recently posted in the comments the oxymoronic relationship a Detroit football fan has with the Lions. Here is a self-loathing near impossible to describe and better understood by a sold-out stadium clad in Honolulu Blue, staring bleak and blank-faced at the gridiron demigod demolition… Read the rest of this entry »

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One Of The Final Nominees For SMH 2008

11.19.08 Written by LC Weber

Cheese-us. Has it really gotten this bad? Read the rest of this entry »

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“Hey, Ho, Hey, Ho, Hey…”

10.27.08 Written by Gotty™

How the proud Detroit denizens troop to Ford Field on Sundays is beyond me.

The Lions have to be the most hapless franchise in sports history. Forget the Cubs curse; the Lions can’t even get a regular season win much less contend for a title. Read the rest of this entry »

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The People Speaketh…

09.24.08 Written by LC Weber

…and it was made so.

Turns out if you start a revolution that is televised (such as all Lions, Red Wings and Tigers games) and you take it to the streets, you can impart change.

The firing of Detroit Lions CEO Matt Millen bodes well for John Q. Public in this transitory time of upheaval and decay. Read the rest of this entry »

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