Arie Marie Will Never Drown

Barnes And Noble’s E-Reader Is Called “Nook” [Business Insider]

Jillian Michaels Inspires Fear, Boners [Warming Glow]

Weather Channel To Air Movies For The First Time [AP]

Wyclef Jean Is Working On Memoir [AP]

Three Corrections Officials Resign Over Foxy Brown [HHW]

Mobster Comes Out of The Closet During Court Appearance [Gawker]

Doutzen Kroes In Lingerie Will Never Get Old [Guyism]

Panthers’ Dante Wesley Suspended [SBNation]

How The NYPD Ruined My Weekend and Saved My Life [Black Book]

Man Arrested After Taking 1,000-mile Test Drive In Honda Accord [Obscure Store and Reading Room]

Nip/Tuck’s Most Insane Moments [TV Without Stupidity]

The Feds Will Finally Be Leaving Medical Marijuana Patients Alone… Hopefully [HMJ]

Adam Lambert Jumps The Fence [Me & Isis]

TSS Shirts Marked Down [TSS]

Week 6’s headliner saw undefeated New Orleans and New York meet up in the Superdome to determine NFC supremacy. The Saints made it a rout as Drew Brees laughed in the faces of New York’s vaunted pass rush, leading New Orleans to 34 first half points. Gotty™ called shenanigans on the Saints, claiming they’ll blow it in December. Yet if they can secure home field advantage, it’ll be mighty hard for a team to win a playoff game in the NO. For now Brees, Marques Colston and company can relax with some bourbon and beignets as alpha dogs in the conference. Read the rest of this entry »