NBA Lockout Report: Metta World Peace Bounced From “Dancing With The Stars”

09.21.11 Written by Gotty™

Metta World Peace – the forward formerly known as Ron Artest – entered ABC’s Dancing With The Stars competition and quickly left after getting dismissed by judges. Read the rest of this entry »

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Dancing With Stars In Argentina May Get You Pregnant

01.03.11 Written by David D.

For those that think America is the greatest country in the world, I present to you Exhibit A as to why you are terribly misguided. In America, our Dancing With The Stars features Bristol Palin. In Argentina, their version involves tittyball licks, tabletop hunching and simulated doggystyle. Read the rest of this entry »

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DWTS Contains A Pussycat!

03.02.10 Written by Gotty™

I couldn’t tell you much about the Pussycat Dolls. If I did, I might have to have over my man card or go shoot a helpless deer to gain back a few levels of testosterone. And, I can barely pronounce her last name. However, I can say I let out a quiet “yessss!” when they announced the 2010 lineup for Dancing With The Has-Beens Stars yesterday. Last year, they made my suffering more bearable by including Mya’s long-legged sexiness. This season, it’s the exotic eye candy that is Nicole Scherzinger, she who I will most likely call Nicole Sherbert.

*Tiger fist pump* Read the rest of this entry »

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Video: Mya On Week 6 Of Dancing With The Stars

10.28.09 Written by Gotty™

Who cares if Mya’s dancing the Jitterbug with this Dmitry guy? The tougher part of digesting this clip is the accompanying music, so I’d suggest you view this with the volume on mute. Be like me; supply your own background music. Read the rest of this entry »

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Video: Mya On Week 5 Of Dancing With The Stars

10.20.09 Written by Gotty™

Please understand that I don’t answer to you plebians. My calling comes from a higher power, one that burns deep inside (||). And it is that personal zealot behavior that brings me to post this video of the darling Mya’s week five performance on DWTS. Read the rest of this entry »

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Video: Mya On Dancing With The Stars

09.23.09 Written by Gotty™

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Man was I slipping yesterday with the consistent cloudy haze my mind was in, thinking about the wonders of Cheryl. I forgot that long-living sex kitten Mya was also a part of the cast of Dancing With The Stars. Point scored for ABC because now I have dos incentives to peek @ the show. Read the rest of this entry »

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Dirty Dancing With Cheryl Burke

09.22.09 Written by Gotty™

Ahh…along with the swine flu, autumn is in the air so that means fresh new television programming. Aside from Monday Night Football and such, it also means the return of Dancing With The Stars, including tonight’s two hour season premiere with the ladies dancing. What’s the fuss?

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Cheryl Burke baby. Read the rest of this entry »

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Mya Joins “Dancing With The Stars”

08.18.09 Written by Gotty™

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Now every week when my better half takes over the TV to watch, I can act like it’s such a chore while really rejoicing. Read the rest of this entry »

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5.6 The Cooler

05.06.09 Written by Gotty™

Splish Splash. Samantha Robinson On A Wet Wednesday

Air Jordan 2009 Carmelo Anthony PE [Sneaker News]

5 Minutes with Big Sean [Nice Kicks]

Lil Kim Shocked By Dancing With The Stars Elimination [AHH]

This Is What It Links Like: Maurice Garland [Vibe]

Honey Interviews Juelz [Honey Mag]

Federal Trade Commission Investigating the Apple-Google Relationship [Gizmodo]

Wale Talks Collaborations With Lady Gaga, TV On The Radio [MTV]

Miss California Blames ‘Topless’ Photo on Gay Marriage Conspiracy [Gawker]

Video: Buff1 Interview With XIU TV [Nah Right]

Kaws x Shepard Fairey x Trek x Lance Armstrong [Fatlace]

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“Dancing On The Moon…” – Lil Kim’s Debut On Dancing With The Stars

03.10.09 Written by TSSCrew

Words By Thembi

Pic By ABC

I usually don’t watch Dancing With The Stars because of the corny cover music, barely famous “stars,” and obnoxious judges. But this season, aside from the marginally interesting David Allen Grier and Denise Richards, there’s Hip-Hop’s own overly plasticized and suddenly Asiatic-looking L’il Kim. My feelings on Kim have been mixed for a while and she has only gotten crazier by the minute. First, you have her constant beefing about Notorious and how she was misrepresented in the movie. Now, in a recent interview Kim claims that Biggie talks to her in dreams and he is not Read the rest of this entry »

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