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James Brown Heirs End Feud Over Soul Man’s Estate [E!]

Gillette Wants To Help You Shave Jimmy [Broken Cool]

Megan Fox as Lara Croft? [EW]

Man Goes To Jail For Tattooing 3 Year-Old Son [BoH]

Taylor Swift Might Actually Be The Craziest Ex Ever [Daily Fill]

Eminem’s ‘Relapse’ Tops Billboard 200 [Billboard]

Is Dahntay Jones a Dirty Player? [The Big Lead]

Ladies: Do Not Have Sex With This Man [Yeah...I Said It]

LeBron James: Mathematical Genius [College Humor]

CircutCity.com Is Back With A Limited Return Policy That’s Crappier Than Ever [Gizmodo]

American Idol’s Mysterious Voting System Invites Controversy [LAT]

The Masturbating Bear Is Coming Back [Warming Glow]

Desperately Seeking Lisa [Clutch]

Purchase A TSS Shirt, Become Instantly Major [TSS]