7 Fast Women We Would Still Put A Ring On

01.24.12 Written by Word

Intro by Gotty™

They know exactly who they are and what they’re doing. They’re members of a small set of celebrity women who just ooze promiscuity. Whether they’re whoring for money, fame or whoring just to whore, they’re doing it. And we know too. Yet, we love them. Publicly, we may say we “hate” them and their ways…but we would buy them chocolates Read the rest of this entry »

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10.25 The Cooler

10.25.11 Written by TSSCrew

Barbie Brittania

Romeo and Juliet: The Porno [Film Drunk]

The Fabric Of Our Lives: Zooey Deschanel’s Star-Spangled Banner [With Leather]

Netflix Loses Over 800K Subscribers In The Third Quarter [VentureBeat] Read the rest of this entry »

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10.21 The Cooler

10.21.11 Written by TSSCrew

Hasana Nvus

John Singleton Sues Paramount For $20 Million [AP]

Bryant Gumbel: Exposing Himself or David Stern? [The Root]

#NBArank: The 10 Players You’d Never Want On Your Team [ETSF] Read the rest of this entry »

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Malibu, Meet Christina Milian

08.21.11 Written by TC

Malibu is shaping up to be the unofficial go-to spot for definition defying MILFs. Halle Berry recently hit the beach for a little R&R and now Christina Milian decided to show off that baby fat (or lack thereof to be more exact) in the sand with her gal pals. Read the rest of this entry »

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12.9 The Cooler

12.09.10 Written by Gotty™

Nicky Price

Oprah Winfrey Says She and Gayle King are Not Lesbian Lovers [GOT]

Christina Aguilera Naked Pictures Leak Online? [Amy Grindhouse]

Did Nas’ “Nastradamus” Predictions Come True? [Complex]

Aretha Franklin Diagnosed With Pancreatic Cancer [TUD] Read the rest of this entry »

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11.10 The Cooler

11.10.10 Written by Gotty™

Miss Jackson

Ten Great Moments in Conan O’Brien History [TSJ]

Drake To Be Executive Producer Of “The Aaliyah Story?” [Drake]

Christina Milian’s Sexiest Photos [Vibe]

Adam Sandler Has Too Much Money [Film Drunk]

‘Girls Gone Wild’ Founder Joe Francis Ties the Knot [PopEater]

#FreedWeezy: Favorite Bloggers Favorite Lil Wayne Lines [H1gher Learning]

Carmelo Anthony Is Playing With Himself [With Leather]

Listening To Rap For The First Time, With A Book Critic [The Record]

What’s With The Face And Why Men Care About It [UIGM]

Antoine Dodson Hits Up The George Lopez Show [Necole Bitchie]

Is This A Good Week For Pirates? [Uproxx]

Mariah Carey’s Best Breast Moments [Complex]

You Laugh You Lose, You Rage You Lose and More of 4chan’s Favorite Games [Urlesque]

Jon Stewart’s Producer Arrested for Punching Heckler [Gawker]

Sexy Asian Issii Steals The Show At Exxxotica [Spizzy]

Most Brutal Foul In European Basketball History [The Hoop Doctors]

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9.21 The Cooler

09.21.10 Written by Gotty™

Crystal Unique

MILF Showdown: Christina Milian Vs. Lauren London [The BVX]

Brokeback Hookers And Other Comic Tragedies From Bilal [The Urban Daily]

26 Essential Ski Beatz Tracks That Got Ya Open [XXL]

Facebook Working On A Mobile Phone? [Complex] Read the rest of this entry »

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My Christina Milian Conclusion

07.24.10 Written by Gotty™

The-Dream and Christina Milian’s divorce? I couldn’t really care less but it’s not going to get better before it gets messier. Dream’s got his share of hits and songs that I like but overall his music isn’t my cup of coffee. Christina’s played in movies or so they say. All I can vaguely remember is her having a role in one of the Bring It On movies, (one of the best film series ever). Read the rest of this entry »

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7.20 The Cooler

07.20.10 Written by Gotty™

Jennifer Aniston Topless Perfume Ads [Pop Crunch]

What If Video Games Had Free Agents? [Complex]

The Dumbest Cities In America [Global Grind] Read the rest of this entry »

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Flex Drops Bombs On Kimora Lee, Christina Milian, Kelis, Dick Clark…

01.01.10 Written by Gotty™

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I’m too lazy to type up a whole diatribe about this one, seeing as how it’s self-explanatory. Plus, I’m still giggling. Big ups to Gyant for the images and for capturing Flex’s Twitter rant for New Year’s. Read the rest of this entry »

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Mams Taylor – King Amongst Men: The Lost Album

11.28.09 Written by TC

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You may not have heard of Mams Taylor but obviously he has more than enough industry co-signs to peak even the casual fans interest. Read the rest of this entry »

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Oscar Watch! Bring It On: Fight To The Finish

10.12.09 Written by David D.

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It’s Oscar season, folks. Which means that the big guns in Hollywood are bringing out their heart-wrenching, must-see movies. I don’t know about you all, but I know an early candidate for Best Picture.

Don’t believe me? Here’s your Bring It On Trailer:Fight To The Finish Checklist:

One mention of tight weaves

Two racist jokes about Hispanics (Bonus for mentioning Taco Bell) Read the rest of this entry »

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Update: A Dream Deferred…Not So Fast

08.27.09 Written by Gotty™

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As if giving Jermaine Dupri’s has-been behind a stab @ the position wasn’t enough, the suits have reportedly decided that The-Dream deserves Executive Vice President of Island Records. My keen nose allows me to smell a Christina album and a brick all in one whiff. Read the rest of this entry »

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3.18 The Cooler

03.18.09 Written by Gotty™

Monica Contreras On A Wet Wednesday Y’all!

I.R.S. Plans A Deduction For Madoff Victims [NYT]

Nike Air Yeezy Glow In The Dark Pictures [SO]

Ticket Scalping Gets Fancy New Ticketmaster-Approved Name: Dynamic Pricing [Vulture]

NBA Settles Out Of Court With Roy Tarpley; Move Along, Nothing to See Here [TSB]

Seven Of The Dirtiest Teams In College Basketball History [Esquire]

Cracking The Case: Who Is Kanye’s Blog Ghostwriter? [Complex]

The Dream & Christina Milian On Big Boy Show [Rap Radar]

Kim, Khloe & Kourtney Kardashian Jimmy Fallon Interview 3-17-09 [Mr. World Premiere]

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3.14 The Cooler

03.14.09 Written by Gotty™

Freak Something Saturday With Stefani

Ticketmaster/Live Nation Merger: Further Proof Of Artists Reselling Own Tickets [Ticket News]

Sirius XM Radio Planning To Stream To iPhone, iPod [Yahoo]

Pimpin’ Curly Presents Rick Ross’ Baby Mama Sex Tape (NSFW) [Boo Boo TV]

The-Dream & Christina Milian: Officially Engaged [Egypt Said So]

Wyclef & Bill Clinton Visit Haiti [My Words Of Wisdom]

On Little Black Girls, Beauty and Barbie Dolls [Jack & Jill Politics]

Angie Martinez Interviews Talib Kweli & Hi-Tek [OS]

Spotted: Rihanna In NYC [CL]

Bob Johnson Turns to Cars to Boost Wealth [BV]

Ryan Leslie Debuts His Fiance [YBF]

iPod Touch Fires Up Kid’s Pants, Suing Mom Says [Gizmodo]

The Genesis Of Beef: Nas vs Jay-Z [KN]

TSS @ SXSW

TSS @ Facebook

TSS Stickers

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