Cross Your Fingers: Dave Chappelle & Chris Rock Could Tour Together

01.25.12 Written by Beware

Who says dreams don’t come true? After witnessing the successful tour that found Kanye and Jay-Z coexisting as The Throne, there are murmurs that Chris Rock and Dave Chappelle may be orchestrating something similar for comedy fans. Read the rest of this entry »

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The Best Bong For Your Buck This X-Mas

12.16.10 Written by Beware

You can stop worrying what to get your brother for Christmas. Whether he’s young or old, sober or stoned out of this atmosphere, there’s bound to be at least one classic flick he can vibe with in what could be one of the best DVD four-pack of all time.

Say it with me now: CB4, How High, Half Baked and the “dubiostic” dark horse Trippin.’ In one package. That’s right, not one, not two, not seven, but four scores of pure comedic genius for only…bongo drums, please…$15.86!

Shoot, for that price, you can cop enough to include a copy in every one of the Crinxmas cards you sent out of you, your lady and your pitbull. Or, maybe even deliver one to your distributor, just to let him know you appreciate not getting the shake from the bottom of the bag. Now, that’d be classy.

Cop: Comedy Pack Quadruple Feature: Half Baked / How High / Trippin’ / CB4 (Widescreen)Wal-Mart

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12.13 The Cooler

12.13.10 Written by Gotty™

Taira Turley

First Look: “Death Of Spider-Man” Covers [CBR]

Chris Rock Comes to Pregnant Woman’s Rescue [Gossip On This]

Kanye West’s Beautiful Dark Twisted Punch Lines [TUD]

LeBron James’ New $9 Million Mansion in South Beach [The Hoop Doctors]

The Future Of Oprah [Slate] Read the rest of this entry »

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10.25 The Cooler

10.25.10 Written by Gotty™

Summer Walker

20 Banned Album Covers [Billboard]

CNN Cares About Black People [Maurice Garland]

Waka Flocka Has A Halloween Mask [Urban Daily]

The 25 Most Depressing Sports Franchises [Bleacher Report] Read the rest of this entry »

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“Live From Bedford-Stuyvesant…”

05.06.10 Written by J. Tinsley

Appreciating something after it’s gone is the exact opposite of one of life’s primary lessons. But at least there are re-runs and DVD sets. The semi-autobiographical sitcom detailing Chris Rock’s childhood in Brooklyn, New York, Everybody Hates Chris, has been off the air since last year. The sad thing is, it was never truly appreciated on my part until earlier this year.

During the month of February, D.C. was under what felt like 60 feet of snow. All that idle time eventually led to me discovering a marathon of Chris’s creation. To make a long story much shorter, it now ranks as one of the few shows outside of anything ESPN related, Law & Order: SVU and a few other programs I’ll even pay attention to. “Martin” it is not, but that doesn’t mean it doesn’t have its fair share of knee-slapping moments.

Similar to Gotty and his not-so-secret addiction to “The Game,” this is to me. I can kill an entire day watching Chris encounter some of the most hilariously, depressing moments of his young Bed-Stuy life. The narration from Rock himself pushes it over the top. Even the racist teacher is entertaining. So, yeah, Everybody Hates Chris = quality television.

It even allowed Terry Crews to come up and become known for something more than just “Damon.” Terry Tate’s twin brother locked down a reality show and another sitcom because his tenure on Everybody… For as much as I support progression in any form, I could do without those Old Spice commercials, however.

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2.8 The Cooler

02.08.10 Written by Gotty™

Kendra Does A Load

Drake Speaks On Lil Wayne Upcoming Jail Sentence [RTNY]

Watch All the Super Bowl XLIV Spots [Ad Age]

Why ‘The Bachelor’ Is Always White [Newsweek]

Carnival: Brazil Handing Out 55 Million Condoms [Huff Po]

A Walk Through Fort Greene Starring Chris Rock & Spike Lee [Daily-Math]

Is The Rapper Jay-Z Having Money Problems? [Black Voices] Read the rest of this entry »

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Video: Death At A Funeral Movie Trailer

12.07.09 Written by TC

How you can make a remake of a three-year-old movie is beyond me but Chris Rock and his band of brothers (figuratively speaking,) are putting it into play for Black folks next year.

With Martin Lawrence, Tracy Morgan, Kevin Hart co-starring and Loretta Devine playing the same character she does in every movie, there should be more than a few scenes to leave you *dead*. Can’t really go wrong with Zoë Saldaña either. Read the rest of this entry »

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10.17 The Cooler

10.17.09 Written by Gotty™

ebony1

Ebony, With the Jugs

Heisman Trophy Watch 2009 [TBL]

If Men’s Magazines Were Honest [Cracked]

$8000 Credit For New Homebuyers Might Get Extended [Consumerist]

11 Painfully Unfunny SNL Hosts [DailyFill] Read the rest of this entry »

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10.7 The Cooler

10.07.09 Written by Gotty™

dream-parker

Dream Parker, The Naughty Angel.

‘Horrorcore’ Singer Syko Sam Suspected In Virginia Killings [CNN]

Nothing Sexy About Falling Out Of A Truck [Don Chavez]

What’s Inside A Cup Of Coffee? [Wired] Read the rest of this entry »

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Video: “Good Hair” Official Trailer

08.04.09 Written by Gotty™

Fresh off the buzz created @ Sundance, here’s the trailer for Nelson George & Chris Rock’s upcoming film that digs into the roots of the notion of good hair, the money involved in the coiffure business & weaves. Read the rest of this entry »

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2.28 The Cooler

02.28.09 Written by Gotty™

Eva Kurkova For Freak Something Saturday

10 Ways For Michael Vick To Kill Time On House Arrest [InGameNow]

Mortuary Attendant ‘Had Sex With More Than 100 Corpses’ [Daily Mail]

Model Sues Chris Rock, Alleging He Raped Her [Daily News]

Porn In The USA: Conservatives Are Biggest Consumers [New Scientist]

Topless Coffee Shop Opens in Maine [The Daily Fork]

Man, 28, Dies After ‘Guzzling’ Viagra During 12-Hour Romp [Fox]

Chris Brown & Rihanna Are Reportedly Back Together [RTNY]

Obama to Seek New Assault Weapons Ban [ABC]

New Ads Emphasize Russell Simmons’ Clothing Line Is Not Urban [WH]

Twitter Is Such A Waste Of Life [Ozone]

Twitter.com/TSS_Crew

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Ludacris – “Everybody Hates Chris” Video

12.03.08 Written by TC

Wow. Luda’s really bringing this Oscar nominee to the big screen. Read the rest of this entry »

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“Undisputed”- Review Of Ludacris’ Theater Of The Mind

12.01.08 Written by Contra™

That boy Christopher Bridges has done quite well for himself since he came back for the first time 8 years ago. Now, with 3 Grammys, 6 albums and 15 million records sold, as well as 12 movies, and numerous businesses under his belt, Mr. Bridges, commonly known as Ludacris, is a different man with different goals and a new challenge to make a different album.

At this stage in his career, he no longer has the luxury of sticking to a formula, and regurgitation, but cannot run the risk of straying to far from his diehard base and newfound audience lest he find his creative initiative scrutinized like Kanye others did….just less successful. So it is that Christopher chose to try something new to him, but not foreign to us, putting a somewhat fresh spin on the age-old, career saving, ‘concept album’ concept. Read the rest of this entry »

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Tain’t No Reading on BET…

09.28.08 Written by MZ

Won’t be too much in this post either. (I promise) Read the rest of this entry »

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“Tina Palin” – Saturday Night Live Spoofs Couric Interview

09.28.08 Written by TC

While most of the country was busy watching top ranked college football teams take a plunge or Chris Rock’s HBO special, chances are you missed this. Read the rest of this entry »

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