12.1 The Cooler

12.01.11 Written by TSSCrew

Chi Chi Bonita

Former NBA Player Spud Webb to Coach a Team of Strippers [Slam]

The 25 Least Influential People Alive [GQ]

Pitbull, ‘Diddy’ & Other Rappers Step Up Alcohol Endorsements [LAT] Read the rest of this entry »

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9.1 The Cooler

09.01.11 Written by TSSCrew

Catya Washington

Michelle Obama Covers Essence Magazine [Miss Jia]

Chad Ochocinco Has Unnecessary Aquariums in His House [LBS]

The 50 Greatest Running Shoes of All Time [Complex] Read the rest of this entry »

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Watch The Thrown: Your Ever-Updating 2011 NFL Trade Roundup

07.31.11 Written by TSSCrew


After more than four months of hibernation, the NFL blasted off this week after the players and owners signed the new CBA. Not only did this mean that the season was back, but that over eighteen weeks of free-agency and off-season trades had to be crammed into just five short days. Read the rest of this entry »

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7.18 The Cooler

07.18.11 Written by TSSCrew

Tahiti Cora

How to Get the Best Deals on Apple Products [Moneyland]

Some Pro Tips On How To Properly Run A Strip Club [Gothamist]

Pop’s Punching Bag: Hating The Black Eyed Peas [NPR]

5 Flavors Ben & Jerry’s Should Make [Coed] Read the rest of this entry »

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NFL Lockout Report: Ochocinco Says “F**k All The Defensive Backs”

07.15.11 Written by TC

Herm Edwards instructed the rookies to be ready to go when the lockout ended. That advice should be applied in double for the superstar vets. Chad Ochocinco is a reality TV star by night but he’s still making sure his business is being handled on the field. Problem is, he can’t get any pro level corners to train with him. Read the rest of this entry »

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6.15 The Cooler

06.15.11 Written by TSSCrew

Stephanie NYC

Soulja Boy Says Racist Facebook Comments Were Made By Hackers [T9E]

Sean Bean Stabbed in Bar Fight, Orders Another Drink [Warming Glow]

High School Senior Facing 8-Year Prison Sentence for Bringing Blow-Up Doll to School [GOT]

Jada Pinkett-Smith Describes Working With Jay-Z; Success in Hollywood [AHH] Read the rest of this entry »

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3.9 The Cooler

03.09.11 Written by TSSCrew

Dana Lynn White

Jim Tressel Suspended By The Ohio State University For NCAA Violations [HuffPo]

YouTube Takes Another Step Toward Legitimacy With New Acquisition [Mashable]

First Picture Of Da Brat Out Of Prison [The Urban Daily] Read the rest of this entry »

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The 2010 NFL Season: 12 Things To Watch

09.08.10 Written by TSSCrew

There’s nothing better than the start of a new NFL season. Everyone’s in first place, hope springs eternal for fans the world over & it just brings a certain electricity to the air. Combined with college football, the weekends now have purpose and don’t require much planning on the entertainment front. While waiting for things to officially kick off, the Crew got together and brainstormed a few things that we thought warranted a closer look throughout the season. It’s definitely not an be-all, end-all list, but we definitely feel like they could have some impact on the league this year.

1. The Albert Haynesworth/Mike Shanahan Dynamic

We’re not Redskins fans. Yet and still, we feel somewhat sorry for their fans because this Haynesworth fellow pulled the football version of the Louisiana Purchase when he took $100M in 2009. In return, he’s given them essentially nothing except for more failed conditioning tests than sacks. He’s been everything but innocent this entire summer and, the way things are sounding, they’re going to get a lot worse before better.

2. “QB Or Not QB: That Is The Question”

So which rookie quarterback is going to be the next Peyton Manning? Or maybe the next Leinhart? With many college superstars entering the league this year, it looks like most of them will be riding the pine. This year’s class includes names like Tim Tebow, Colt McCoy and Jimmy Claussen, but number one draft pick Sam Braford seems to be the only one getting significant playing time under center. Unfortunately, most of that time he’ll be getting to know the league’s top tier defensive ends – on his back. While the other rooks wait to get promoted, we”ll be figuring out all the names of the new NCAA quarterbacks.

3. How Many QB’s Ndamukong Suh Will Decapitate By Season’s End

Can anyone remember the last time a defensive lineman had people this excited to watch football, let alone the Lions. Detroit likely won’t contend for the NFC Championship this season, but Ndamukong Suh will definitely be worth the price of admission. After seeing him tear Jake Delhomme’s head clean off his shoulders, best believe Jay Cutler, Aaron Rodgers and Brett Favre are praying their offensive lines remain healthy. The over/under for Suh? Six. He’s definitely going to get Cutler though.

4. The Batman & Robin Show aka T.O. Joins The Cincinnati Bengals

Over the past five years, the Bengals have clawed their way from the depths of the leagues bottom feeders into a respectable franchise. Their success is due in large part to a couple of draft picks actually panning out and becoming the Midwest equivalent of the Oakland Raiders, rolling the dice and becoming a safe haven for talented, but troubled cast-offs. After Antonio Bryant didn’t work out, they decided to bring Terrell Owens on board with the blessing of both Chad Ochocinco & Carson Palmer. Now fighting for both ratings and catches, it’ll be interesting how friendly the dynamic duo will still be by season’s end, especially with Owens on field production directly affecting his bank account.

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7.15 The Cooler

07.15.10 Written by Gotty™

Lily Tenue

Group Plans Rally in Support of Oscar Grant’s Killer? [TheBVX]

The Greatest ‘Rock N’ Jock Softball’ All-Stars Of All Time [MTV]

Hip-Hop’s Most Gangsta Brothers [Complex] Read the rest of this entry »

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6.3 The Cooler

06.03.10 Written by Gotty™

Sophia Marie

LeBron To Larry King: Cavs Have The Edge [With Leather]

Chad Ochocinco Still Has Thing for ‘DWTS’ Partner Cheryl Burke [The BVX]

Young Jeezy’s Greatest Footwear Moments [Complex]

The New Captain America Uniform [FilmDrunk]

Details Emerge About Gary Coleman’s Fatal Fall [PopEater]

26 Hilariously Inaccurate Knock-Off Toys [Urlesque] Read the rest of this entry »

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3.14 The Cooler

03.14.10 Written by Gotty™

Julissa

Seven Alternatives To The Apple iPad [Crunch Gear]

Should People Have Guns at Starbucks? [Time]

Neb. Man Too Drunk For DUI Sentencing [AP News]

The Story Behind The Product Placements In Lady Gaga’s “Telephone” Video [Idolator]

6Q: Jayson Blair, Former Journalist [Gunaxin]

Amber Rose Arches Her Back Like An Alley Cat [Global Grind] Read the rest of this entry »

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11.14 The Cooler

11.14.09 Written by Gotty™

tasha-marie

The Feisty Tasha Marie

Chelsea Handler Covers Playboy December 2009 [Just Jared]

12 Pics Of Lil Wayne & His Magical Styrofoam Cup [Xilla]

Damien Hirst x Supreme [Josh Spear]

How To Pack A Carry-On [GQ]

Three Crimes I Would Commit If Facebook Could Get Me Outta Jail [Dr. Jay's]

Five Classic MTV Unplugged Performances [Buzzworthy] Read the rest of this entry »

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Your Week 9 NFL Recap

11.09.09 Written by Patrick M.

larry-fitzgerald

Before we get to the games I gotta vent first.

Screw you Rookwood Tap and, for that matter, screw you all Wrigleyville bars from the heart of the brojects on Clark and Addison. Screw your buffet with the cardboard eggs, death to your pouty waitresses (though I appreciate the fake boobs,) screw you for not having coffee and screw you for having a bathroom attendant at a sports bar. And a special fuck you for playing country music during the commercials. Could I at least get some Black Eyed Peas?

I don’t know if it was my hatred that rubbed off on the Bears or just their own mediocrity coming to the forefront, but the Monsters of the Midway got rolled by the visiting Cardinals. The Cards moved the ball at will against the beaten down Bears D with Larry Fitzgerald serving notice as to why he’s the best wide receiver in the game. He dominated whomever the Bears threw at him in single coverage and, if he wasn’t open, Kurt Warner was finding someone else. With a brutal schedule up ahead, the Bears look headed for under .500 and Lovie Smith looks like he’s on his way out. Read the rest of this entry »

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11.3 The Cooler

11.03.09 Written by Gotty™

janine-siu

Asian Sensation Janine Sui

Rajon Rondo And Chris Paul Don’t Like Each Other [Celtic's Green]

Nike SB GR December Releases [NSB]

Norah Jones Talks “The Fall” @ Walmart Soundcheck [Y2K]

“30 Rock” Scores Zero Rating In German Debut [Reuters]

Bill Walton Not Returning To Broadcasting, Dedicates Life to Service [TSB] Read the rest of this entry »

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10.2 The Cooler

10.02.09 Written by Gotty™

kelly-curves

For The Love Of Kelly Curves

Finding Kimmy Gibbler [OSK]

Can A Nation Endure Chad Ochocinco’s Pink-Out? [SbB]

AOL Can Be Yours for a Cool $4.2 Billion [Technologizer] Read the rest of this entry »

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