Baffling isn’t it? One of our favorite goons gettin capped? By Jimmy et al.? Read the rest of this entry »

Let it be clear that I am commenting as an impartial and only artistically interested party.

So this is how the story goes: the man pictured above goes by the name of Copywrite. He beasted on a track dissing the new white magic, Asher Roth. Why? Because he Read the rest of this entry »

I usually avoid this 50/Rawse fuckery but this commentary gave me a giggle. Found in the inbox… Read the rest of this entry »

ItsTheReal takes it to the streets and the people have spoken Ross and 50. Read the rest of this entry »

“He’s a drag queen…” Read the rest of this entry »

That’s right. A video. Off the strength of this. Read the rest of this entry »

As if Contra™’s post wasn’t enough… Read the rest of this entry »

50 cent breaks new boundaries yet again, and twice. First, by writing a “diss poem”. Secondly, by doing this buffoonery.

Now, I understand that the man is beefing with Lil’ Wayne, Rick Ross, Anyone who forgot to send him a birthday card DJ Khaled, and that supposedly someone dissed his kid… Read the rest of this entry »

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AYO!

Apparently Ross said “two can play @ that game,” but kudos to whoever makes it past the first 1:00 because my ass sure couldn’t. I dub this N.ot S.afe F.or L.IFE!!!

And if homoerotica anime isn’t enough for…you…pause? Read the rest of this entry »

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The Bawse has a special delivery for 50 — full of gay jokes. Read the rest of this entry »

One of the reasons I got so much ass in high school was because of my years of dedication to my debate team. While on this team, I had to learn to defend stances that I didn’t necessarily agree with. This may be one of those cases.

I feel bad for Rick Ross. I felt bad for him after the whole parole officer revelations and I feel even worse now that 50 Cent is launching a multimedia beatdown of epic proportions. So, I’m going to try to help the guy out.

*Sigh* Here it goes.

Five Reasons To Root For Rick Ross

1. He’s Not A Bad Rapper — You only get one change to make a first impression and that’s definitely the case for Ricky. “Hustling” was lyrically a terrible song (“whip it real hard, whip it whip it real hard”) and I can’t defend that. In fact, Ricky’s first single and album was nothing but great beats being shit on in the bad way by an slow-talking, incompetent MC. But Rick Ross took some sort of MC growth hormone between his Port of Miami and Trilla. Don’t dismiss Trilla because it’s Ross.

“They pinching pennies while I’m muscling for meals
And that muscle be that muzzle when I stuff it in your grill
Stuffed shells thanks to crack, I crack crabs and lobsters
Not all mobsters imposters, gotcha!” — “Maybach Music”

Go back and listen. Trilla showed improvement from a star in the making.

2. “The Yankees Effect” — I remember in 2004, my dorm was full of students glued to the games when the Red Sox came back to beat the Yankees in the playoffs. They cheered for every Red Sox hit and booed the Yanks to no end. Half of the people in the rooms were cheering against the Yanks…without even knowing a single member of the Sox. Read the rest of this entry »

“‘Mafia Music‘ ended his career…”

Riiight.

Then why is everybody still reeling off of this? Read the rest of this entry »

So Ross told 50 to make a better song. This fool Boo Boo says screw a diss record and gets Ross’ baby mama Tia, the mother of Risk Ross’ son, to dish dirt on how much of a deadbeat he is. Read the rest of this entry »

Anytime 50 speaks, it behooves you to listen. Read the rest of this entry »