The Unreleased Version Of Obama Announcing bin Laden’s Death

05.10.11 Written by J. Tinsley

Certain moments command the respect of remembering exactly where you were when they made news. The death of Osama bin Laden is one of those events. It produced an immediate whirlwind of emotions ranging from pure jubilation, digust and, of course, the conspiracies proclaiming the entire thing was a hoax. However way you personally received the news, one thing is for certain: Read the rest of this entry »

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The Week That Was: The Obama Saves The World Edition

05.07.11 Written by David D.

– In news that flew under the radar, some guy named Osama Bin Laden was killed.

– Tins took us on a trip down memory lane, showing us five of Pac’s most memorable interviews and reminding us of a playoff series for the ages. Read the rest of this entry »

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5.3 The Cooler

05.04.11 Written by Gotty™

Heather Nicole

How Barack Obama Is Like ‘The Godfather’ [Time]

Today In WTF: Grown Man Lives Life As Infant [Vibe]

Best Of The 2011 Pole Dancing Championship [With Leather]

HBO’s ‘How To Make It In America’ Turns To Craigslist To Find NYC Hipsters [Uproxx] Read the rest of this entry »

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12.24 The Cooler

12.24.10 Written by Gotty™

Sexy Santa

Obama Quits Smoking [The Daily Beast]

Garter Belts For Thugs? [TUD]

High-School Seniors Smoked More Weed In 2010 [LA Weekly]

Five Christmas Plotlines That Have Been Beaten to Death [Warming Glow]

Couple On Game Show Loses $800,000 For Answering Question Correctly [Gawker]

Gaming Addicted Woman Strangles Toddler, Leaves His Body On Floor For Three Days [Kotaku]

Have You Sent Your Last Holiday Card? [Uproxx]

More Than 60% Of Colleges Violate Students’ First Amendment Rights [The Huffington Post]

R.I.P. Lenny’s [Creative Loafing]

MTV Sees Biggest Ratings Gain In A Decade [Hypebot]

Call Of Duty DLC Due February 2011, Xbox Live Exclusive…Sort Of [Gamma Squad]

Man Attempts to Rob Restaurant Using an iPhone [Gizmodo]

Ten Gift Ideas For The Wealthy Alcoholic On Your Christmas List [The Smoking Jacket]

A Few Minutes With Herschel Walker [With Leather]

TV’s Best Questionably Hetero Male Couples [Ugo]

Grandma Reads 50 Cent’s Tweets [Buzzfeed]

Who’s Hot, & Who’s Not In The NBA? [Hoop Doctors]

Why Oprah Got Weepy Discussing Gayle [TheLoop21]

Sony Unveils Its iTunes Competitor [PopWatch]

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Baracka Flocka Flame – “Head Of The State” Video

10.21.10 Written by J. Tinsley

Not a day goes by where the Internet never ceases to entertain me with its ignorance and the uncanny knack to top itself. So, Al Gore, if you ever happen to read this, I thank you from the bottom of my heart. My dude Logan, too, who put me on. With that said, moving right along. Read the rest of this entry »

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8.2 The Cooler

08.02.10 Written by Gotty™

Amy Lee

Barack Obama’s Mandal Scandal [Gawker]

Raekwon On The Making of Only Built 4 Cuban Linx… [XXL]

Protect Ya Tech: The 10 Coolest Droid x Cases Available (So Far) [Complex]

Alicia Keys & Swizz Beatz Wed In France [Necole Bitchie]

T.I. and Tiny Get Married in a Miami Mansion, Then Hit The Club [Miss Info]

Chelsea Clinton’s Wedding Day [Life]

Unhappy Robber: Gunman Calls Restaurant To Gripe []

How To Get Your Partner Interested In Videogames [Uproxx]

Lil B Is Taking The Net By Storm, One Freestyle At A Time [MTV]

Laurence Fishburne’s Daughter — Porn Star [TMZ]

Dr. Dre To Produce On Rich Boy’s Album [HHDX]

Bizarre Real Trends You Should Know About [Guyism]

12 Epilepsy-Inducing Concert Light Shows [TSJ]

Leonardo DiCaprio Pulls Out Of Mel Gibson’s Upcoming Viking Movie [Fark]

Ten Most Invasive Surgeries on Adult Swim [Adult Swim]

The 2010 Intermission: 75 Great Songs We’ve Enjoyed So Far [TSS]

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Barack Obama Fears John Wall

01.26.10 Written by Beware

During a press-conference thanking the Kentucky Wildcats for generously generating and donating a cool million via their recent “Hoops For Haiti” telethon, President Obama not only acknowledged he spends his free time catching up on NBA-bound John Wall’s game, but that he has no desire to get schooled by the young man people refer to as the next Jordan Harold Minor Penny G.Hill Kobe Vince Carter LeBron.

That’s the best decision the President’s made in months.

President Obama Thanks Kentucky Wildcats For “Hoops For Haiti” Fundraising Effort [ESPN]

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“Nobel Laureate?”

10.09.09 Written by Contra™

baracko

So President Obama won the Nobel Peace Prize and haters began sucking their teeth…again. Read the rest of this entry »

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How To Piss On A Good Moment…

07.17.09 Written by David D.

the-hardy-boys

I hopped out of bed this morning and my swag was on. I’d just watched Obama’s speech for the 7th time and wrote a story about my dad. I was feeling all warm and Black and shit.

I saw the post up on the site with some positive comments. That made me feel even more jolly. I decided to give pops a call and tell him that his favorite child just wrote about him.

I called him on my way to my car to grab my iPod on the way to the gym.

Me: “Dad, did you get my email?”

Dad: “Naw, I missed it. What was it?”

Me: “Well, I decided to- what the sumbitch somebody broke into my car I’ll call you back!” Read the rest of this entry »

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“No Excuses”- President Obama’s Address To The NAACP

07.17.09 Written by David D.

Chills, fam.

Obama gets a pass for the mom jeans. Hell, Obama could have trotted out to the pitcher’s mound in Prince’s leopard assless pants and still be good in my book after this speech.

Our President spoke before the NAACP for its annual meeting and it was that old campaign-stump-speech-giving Obama that made us so excited to vote for him in the first place. You could Read the rest of this entry »

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Kumar Goes To Washington?

04.07.09 Written by TSSCrew

Words By Jason Hortillas

I’m assuming that phrase will be abused today because actor Kal Penn (House, Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle) will now be joining the Obama administration. This is not a huge surprise for those who follow the actor because he worked on Obama’s presidential campaign. Read the rest of this entry »

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“Give Me Liberty, Or Give Me Tec’s!” – The Fallacy Of Banning Firearms

03.04.09 Written by Gotty™

I generally don’t rattle on about guns because I get the feeling that our corner of the innernuts generally isn’t interested. Generally, you either have a balls-to-the-wall anti-gun beatnik or you have the flipside, a complete gun nut. Read the rest of this entry »

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More Proof That Obama Will Be The Coolest President In History…

02.28.09 Written by Gotty™

Obama Beer

In the media’s continuing focus to make sure everyone knows that Barack is a mere mortal, here’s pictures of him sitting courtside @ the Phone Booth where Read the rest of this entry »

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2.28 The Cooler

02.28.09 Written by Gotty™

Eva Kurkova For Freak Something Saturday

10 Ways For Michael Vick To Kill Time On House Arrest [InGameNow]

Mortuary Attendant ‘Had Sex With More Than 100 Corpses’ [Daily Mail]

Model Sues Chris Rock, Alleging He Raped Her [Daily News]

Porn In The USA: Conservatives Are Biggest Consumers [New Scientist]

Topless Coffee Shop Opens in Maine [The Daily Fork]

Man, 28, Dies After ‘Guzzling’ Viagra During 12-Hour Romp [Fox]

Chris Brown & Rihanna Are Reportedly Back Together [RTNY]

Obama to Seek New Assault Weapons Ban [ABC]

New Ads Emphasize Russell Simmons’ Clothing Line Is Not Urban [WH]

Twitter Is Such A Waste Of Life [Ozone]

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2.26 The Cooler

02.26.09 Written by Gotty™

Evelyn O.

Microsoft To Start Shipping Windows 7 In September [Gizmodo]

Five MLB Players To Root For In 2009 [YB]

Dom Kennedy – The Hundreds Freestyle [2DB]

Some (Not So) Serious Thoughts On Obama’s Address [Our Kitchen Sink]

Degrading Lyrics Linked to Underage Sex [Asylum]

Two Arizona Teens Accused Of Pimping Other Girls [CNN]

GQ’s Top 20 Favorite Records Stores [GQ]

Back To Hip-Hop, Rick Rubin Working With The Clipse [TDS]

LV Is Down With The Streets [K&G]

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