C’mon Braylon. Let’s be serious here. There’s no way you could still be celebrating your 45 yard, one touchdown performance against the Patroits on Sunday. We know you have that rare skin condition where your fingers naturally produce Land O’Lakes and the probability of you securing a pass is equal to spotting Rex Ryan with a salad, but this is ridiculous. Read the rest of this entry »

“Can’t tell a lie to the judge, I’m guilty…” —“Yeah Ya Know (Takers)”

I guess we should have forseen this one too, huh J. Tinsley?

“Wait til the drug test results are in,” she says. Really Tiny? Is that what we wanted? Because while the world speculated on T.I.’s involvement since the arrest, the Kang has tested positive not only for Mary Jane but codeine as well. All this smoking and drinking was bound to catch up. ESPECIALLY when you’re still on probation. Read the rest of this entry »

As far as controversy is concerned, rappers only take a backseat to politicians. Whether manufactured, being at the wrong place at the wrong time, injustice or sheer ignorance, the two have appeared tailor-made for one another. Usually, this controversy presents itself in the form of legal trouble. Pac seemingly lived it, DMX can’t seem to escape it and a laundry list of others are still experiencing it.

T.I., however, seems to have an uncanny knack to predict it. Read the rest of this entry »

This doesn’t bode well for Clifford. There are a lot of why’s involved here. Why would a felon get caught with weed? Why would anyone get caught with weed in Cali, where the marijuana laws are quite lax? Why didn’t Tiny eat the weed or take the charge? Read the rest of this entry »

When you’re a 7th option veteran on a team with six players, it’s understandable to need a little something “extra” to allievate the stress. Udonis Haslem’s mind was racing (along with his Mercedes Benz) when he saw the long arm of the law in his rearview mirror. Of course, they couldn’t see that they had pulled over a former NBA Champion because his tint was too dark. And then they smelled the aroma of the herbal essence… Read the rest of this entry »

Inga Marchand has to be the rap game’s Walter Matthau; ringleading an Odd Couple-like relationship with her neighbor Arlene Raymond for several years. If you follow the foolishness of the Fox, you may remember she was pinned with an order of protection for BlackBerry-whippin’ Ms. Raymond for something along the lines of a car stereo or breathing air in public (who really knows?). Read the rest of this entry »

Sh#t revolve like the doors in jail © Genovese

Today, Lindsay was sentenced to a 90-day stay in the slammer, stemming from a probation violation on a 2007 arrest. And as she’s on her way in, Earl Simmons was unleashed back into the world. Clutch your wallets. Read the rest of this entry »

Although he’s smeared his reputation with the Oakland Raiders for the past three years, JaMarcus Russell is still a country boy at heart and therefore, he likes to “bang Screw” in his offtime—seeing that he has a lot of it, being cut from the NFL just a couple months ago. Well, idle hands get themselves into nothing but trouble and “Big Baby Jam” had his fingers gripped all over a cup of codeine this past 4th of July weekend. Read the rest of this entry »

I think the funniest part may be that they refer to Suge as an “ex-rap mogul.” Oh ye how the mighty have fallen. Aren’t his three strikes up yet?

“Ex-rap music mogul Marion “Suge” Knight has been arrested in Los Angeles for investigation of assault with a deadly weapon.

Police say the co-founder of Death Row Records was stopped by California Highway Patrol officers in suburban Gardena about 12:30 a.m. Thursday. Officer April Harding says someone had called police an hour earlier to report Knight had pointed a gun at him in South Los Angeles. Read the rest of this entry »

On Sunday, former Mavs player & now assistant coach Popeye Jones reportedly drank a few too many bottles of Mad Dog 20/20 solo, failed a Breathalyzer test & resisted arrest. I use “reportedly” because you have to use words like “reportedly” and “allegedly,” even if it’s obvious some messed up shit happened, which clearly the case for Popeye. Read the rest of this entry »

Well this is a big burlap sack full of stupid.

Jeff Hardy, who has been one of the WWE’s biggest stars over the past year, just left the company two weeks ago for a short hiatus after one of the hottest runs with the title we’ve seen in a long time. That’s fine and dandy. Take a break. Relax. Read the rest of this entry »

No specific details yet but it didn’t take a soothsayer to see this one coming. Read the rest of this entry »

Gandhi’s kids don’t go on killing sprees.

Dr. King’s grandchildren don’t become Bloods.

And Ric Flair’s son does not get caught with heroin in his car.

Yeah, Ric was once arrested for trying to Figure-Four someone on the road. His daughter Ashley got slapped with the bracelets for assaulting a cop. But heroin, fool?

Young Richard, you have lost the right to bear the surname Flair. You are hereby Read the rest of this entry »

He raps fast, he drives fast. Fast like 44mph over the speed limit, clocked going 109mph. Read the rest of this entry »

The title? Another Wire Reference

You know what’s worse than 500 pounds of weed?

41 kilos of raw found in Baltimore. Read the rest of this entry »