Trimming The Fat: New England Patriots Cut Albert Haynesworth

11.09.11 Written by Gotty™

Albert Haynesworth, he of mammoth size, attitude and contract, was let go by the New England Patriots on Tuesday. For those keeping count, that’s two teams in one year for Haynesworth and only eight games with New England, a team that needed defensive line help…but not badly enough to deal with the oversized, often out of shape star. Read the rest of this entry »

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Watch The Thrown: Your Ever-Updating 2011 NFL Trade Roundup

07.31.11 Written by TSSCrew


After more than four months of hibernation, the NFL blasted off this week after the players and owners signed the new CBA. Not only did this mean that the season was back, but that over eighteen weeks of free-agency and off-season trades had to be crammed into just five short days. Read the rest of this entry »

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The 2010 NFL Season: 12 Things To Watch

09.08.10 Written by TSSCrew

There’s nothing better than the start of a new NFL season. Everyone’s in first place, hope springs eternal for fans the world over & it just brings a certain electricity to the air. Combined with college football, the weekends now have purpose and don’t require much planning on the entertainment front. While waiting for things to officially kick off, the Crew got together and brainstormed a few things that we thought warranted a closer look throughout the season. It’s definitely not an be-all, end-all list, but we definitely feel like they could have some impact on the league this year.

1. The Albert Haynesworth/Mike Shanahan Dynamic

We’re not Redskins fans. Yet and still, we feel somewhat sorry for their fans because this Haynesworth fellow pulled the football version of the Louisiana Purchase when he took $100M in 2009. In return, he’s given them essentially nothing except for more failed conditioning tests than sacks. He’s been everything but innocent this entire summer and, the way things are sounding, they’re going to get a lot worse before better.

2. “QB Or Not QB: That Is The Question”

So which rookie quarterback is going to be the next Peyton Manning? Or maybe the next Leinhart? With many college superstars entering the league this year, it looks like most of them will be riding the pine. This year’s class includes names like Tim Tebow, Colt McCoy and Jimmy Claussen, but number one draft pick Sam Braford seems to be the only one getting significant playing time under center. Unfortunately, most of that time he’ll be getting to know the league’s top tier defensive ends – on his back. While the other rooks wait to get promoted, we”ll be figuring out all the names of the new NCAA quarterbacks.

3. How Many QB’s Ndamukong Suh Will Decapitate By Season’s End

Can anyone remember the last time a defensive lineman had people this excited to watch football, let alone the Lions. Detroit likely won’t contend for the NFC Championship this season, but Ndamukong Suh will definitely be worth the price of admission. After seeing him tear Jake Delhomme’s head clean off his shoulders, best believe Jay Cutler, Aaron Rodgers and Brett Favre are praying their offensive lines remain healthy. The over/under for Suh? Six. He’s definitely going to get Cutler though.

4. The Batman & Robin Show aka T.O. Joins The Cincinnati Bengals

Over the past five years, the Bengals have clawed their way from the depths of the leagues bottom feeders into a respectable franchise. Their success is due in large part to a couple of draft picks actually panning out and becoming the Midwest equivalent of the Oakland Raiders, rolling the dice and becoming a safe haven for talented, but troubled cast-offs. After Antonio Bryant didn’t work out, they decided to bring Terrell Owens on board with the blessing of both Chad Ochocinco & Carson Palmer. Now fighting for both ratings and catches, it’ll be interesting how friendly the dynamic duo will still be by season’s end, especially with Owens on field production directly affecting his bank account.

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8.12 The Cooler

08.12.10 Written by Gotty™

Daphne Joy

Glenn Beck’s Top 10 Questionably Racist Moments [The BVX]

How To Get Drunk At A Kids Birthday Party [TSJ]

Girls You Shouldn’t Fall For: The Virgin Edition [UIGM] Read the rest of this entry »

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10.22 The Cooler

10.22.09 Written by Gotty™

alexiis-hayes

Alexiis Hayes. God Is A Merciful God.

Porn Star Will Play Porn Star On ’30 Rock’ [Warming Glow]

Kanye Faces East: Musicians Who Find God [Getback]

5 Star Wars Questions Which Keep Me Up at Night [CH]

Lexus LF-A Finally Unveiled [Fatlace]

Law Comes Down Hard On Naked Guy [The Awl]

Albert Haynesworth Is Underachieving, According to ESPN’s NFC East Blog [Mr. Irrelevant]

Jeff Fisher Wants To Feel Like A Winner [With Leather]

Malcolm Gladwell: Stats vs. Intangibles [The Big Lead]

The Placebo Effect Is Real [Asylum]

Nickelodeon Buys the Ninja Turtles [Vulture]

Reggie Miller Gets Restraining Order In Love Triangle Case [Radar Online]

Flair Hair [Listen To Leon]

How To Fix The WNBA [Slate]

Hockey WAG Hilary Duff Still Working, Could Use A Jacket [Epic Carnival]

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“The Offseason Champs!”

02.28.09 Written by Gotty™

A shirt inspired by The Skins already $155 million dollar spending spree in free agency and their endless of acquisitions over the years. Dan Snyder will buy Read the rest of this entry »

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