Posts Tagged ‘Ads’

Beer Fixes All

There’s a reason I smoke and don’t drink and this commercial illustrates it perfectly. See, if I came home and found He-Man getting his Power Sword polished in wifey’s Grayskull, the last thing I would need is a beer. Aside from thirst not being a priority, beers generally don’t...

October 29th, 2009 | Everything Else, GENERAL, SMOKE BREAK, TV/Movies, Videos | Read More

Boobie Chew

A little history lesson*, if I may. Before Kush Support, Shake Weight and Neckline Slimmer, a perv roamed the Earth, scoping women’s jugs intently. Dismayed by their size, or lack thereof, he devised this ridiculous hormone-laced gum that makes bosoms bigger.

October 24th, 2009 | AUDIO, EDUTAINMENT, Everything Else, GENERAL, MUSIC, SMOKE BREAK, STRAY SHOTS, Videos | Read More

Pitch. Catch.

A few weeks ago, I pointed out that advertisers were slacking on the creativity. Seems the good folks at MSI stepped up to the plate with this very…uhm…interesting commercial.

August 14th, 2009 | DIGITAL NEWS, GENERAL, Gadgets, SMOKE BREAK, Videos | Read More

Video: The Best Juice Ad Ever

Words By Jason Hortillas Here’s a message to Red Bull, 5 Hour Energy and all you other energy drinks: You just got sonned. If you preach your magic elixirs are

May 18th, 2009 | GENERAL, SMOKE BREAK, Videos | Read More

“Not Even During A Recession…”

Words By Jesse H. Uhm, no. Wording used in an ad…FAIL.

February 28th, 2009 | AUDIO, Everything Else, GENERAL, MUSIC, SMOKE BREAK, STRAY SHOTS | Read More

“Drop It Like It’s Hot” - Wrigley’s Suspends Chris Brown Ad Campaign

As a result of the “Pre-Grammy Bash,” Wrigley’s has decided to supsend it’s current ad campaign starring young Chris. It’s ironic considering that the ad campaign just ran last night during the Grammys *snickers*.

February 9th, 2009 | Everything Else, SMOKE BREAK | Read More

Bad Vibes?

Alternate Cover of Vibe’s March 2009 issue. Thanks To EH. Vibe is officially under observation as rumors have surfaced that they may not have enough money to print the upcoming issue. Executives from the Wicks Group (Private Equity Owners) came to the office on Friday and met with CEO Steve Aaron...

February 3rd, 2009 | EDUTAINMENT, Everything Else, GENERAL, SMOKE BREAK | Read More

“We Sellin’ Everything!”

LeatherCreations, a Chicago-area furniture store, took out a quarter-page ad in Thursday’s Chicago Tribune taking a swipe @ the state’s embattled Governor Blagojevich. Seen via Gawker

December 28th, 2008 | Everything Else, SMOKE BREAK | Read More

Obey Your Funny Bone…

I want it take it back to the old school for a second. No I’m not talkin’ music this time, I’m thinking commercials. Remember when Sprite used to bring the ruckus when it came to marketing? Yeah, they held it down for Hip-Hop no question, but they also succeeded in bringing in some...

April 25th, 2008 | AUDIO, MUSIC, SMOKE BREAK, STRAY SHOTS | Read More