The Amateurs Dunk Better Than The Pros

02.14.10 Written by TC

An embarrassment. That particular statement best describes last night’s Slam Dunk contest which featured less wow factor than a shuffleboard tournament on a senior citizen cruise, sponsored by Cialis®. It was a flawed, record-breaking victory for Nate Robinson who became the first three-time champion in the event. With the only criteria for scoring seemingly being to actually make a dunk. If you’re seeking highlights of the contest, look elsewhere. Read the rest of this entry »

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Your NBA All-Star Weekend 2010 Preview

02.13.10 Written by S.Cadet

NBA heads rejoice! All-Star Weekend is upon us and we’re in for three days of top-tier basketball with some throwaway events in between. The kid likes basketball more than Kurtis Blow so you know I’ll be glued to the tube for the festivities. I decided to switch things up in anticipation for the weekend by cooking up some quick picks for the bigger events. We’re not counting filler like the Celebrity game or the WNBA/NBA/old fogy parity shootout either. Read the rest of this entry »

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So Who’s Gonna Play For Chris?

02.02.10 Written by S.Cadet

NBA All Star Reserve Chris Paul is out indefinitely because he reinjured his knee. Early reports suggest he’ll likely miss up to two months of playing time and may need surgery. It’s a shame considering he’s my favorite point guard in the league. But this unfortunate circumstance leaves a spot open out West for the All Star Game. And what do you know? CP3 is a guard. That opens the floodgates for discussion considering the West is teeming with talent at the 1 and 2 spots. Here are the likely suspects that may fill in for Paul in for the NBA’s showcase of its best talent. There may be favorites but you really never know until it’s decided.

Major Contenders

Monta Ellis — Monta is a favorite considering the anti-fan voting movement going on lately. If you want to play numbers, he’s sixth in the league in points per game at nearly 26 points a night and third in the A in steals per game. Thing is dude is suffering from Mitch Richmond-itis as he’s a good player on a sub-par squad. And it’s not like the kid’s game is boring either. Ellis’ s blinding speed combined with his superb athletic ability will be more than enough to entertain the fans in Dallas.

Chauncey Billups — Chauncey is just as worthy as Ellis, if not more so, of nomination as Paul’s replacement. The west is chock full with great point guards and Chauncey just got the short end of the stick behind Nash, Paul and Williams. But he’s played some phenomenal basketball recently as he helped lead the Nuggets to just two losses in January. This impressive run let the Nuggets slide by Dallas into second place in the West. Add in Chauncey’s solid year until his mean streak and you’ve just run out of excuses against him deserving that spot.

The Long Shots

Aaron Brooks — If you looked at Houston’s roster on paper you’d think they’d be in the pits of the Western Conference. But the squad pooled their meager resources together under Brooks’s new role as a leader and they’re just a game out of 8th place. If Aaron doesn’t get a spot on the team he should at least gain consideration for the Most Improved Player award.

OJ Mayo — His touch from the perimeter has improved despite his ppg average staying the same more or less as last year. Nevertheless Orange Juice and Mayonaisse’s contributions as a scorer and a young leader have helped keep Memphis of all teams in the playoff hunt into the second half of the season.

Tyreke Evans — Brandon Jennings may be the media favorite among rookies but Evans’ output has been just as impressive. He’s one of the few bright spots for Sacramento and his upside is quite scary to even muster. You’d think the 20 year old was a seasoned vet netting a consistent 20, 5 and 5 a night.

So what do you desktop analysts think? Is Monta a shoe in or is the pack closer than expected? Personally, I’d be happy for Ellis if he made it since he’s having a monster year. Then again, I wouldn’t be surprised if bad team syndrome reared it’s ugly head as it’s a chronic illness among many snubs before him. So with that said, I expect Chauncey fill CP3′s vacant lane to the ASG. I hope I’m wrong but history has a thing for repeating itself.

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NBA All-Star Reserves Leak

01.28.10 Written by Patrick M.

The official word comes tonight, but the guys at Ball Don’t Lie got the scoop on the All-Star reserves. As a Boston fan, I’m happy Rajon Rondo got a deserved spot. Paul Pierce too, even if it may be on legacy at this stage.

Point guards Deron Williams of Utah, Chicago’s Derrick Rose and Boston’s Rajon Rondo will make their All-Star Game debuts next month in Dallas, sources said Thursday. Besides Rondo and Rose, the East roster includes Boston’s Paul Pierce, Toronto’s Chris Bosh, Charlotte’s Gerald Wallace and Atlanta’s Joe Johnson and Al Horford.

The West reserves are the New Orleans’ Chris Paul, the Lakers’ Pau Gasol, Oklahoma City’s Kevin Durant, Dallas’ Dirk Nowitzki, Memphis’ Zach Randolph and Portland’s Brandon Roy.

Knicks fans, quit your whining. David Lee hasn’t played defense since his days at the Swamp.

The amount of young talent on the team bodes well for the future of the league as well as for the tens of thousands that will flock to Dallas’ football mega church for the game. Now if only AI can come up with a phantom ankle injury…

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The Week That Was: The All Out Edition

01.23.10 Written by MZ

The week where the rap world went all out…everywhere we went.

LC’s fresh got respected… by someone other than us.

– The world is at John & Bryce’s fingertips, while Gilbert’s continues to slip away.

– Word brought a new meaning to the term “Holy War”.

Waka Flocka got flamed over his chain. Read the rest of this entry »

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Ray Allen Was Right

01.22.10 Written by Beware

Last night, somewhere in a gold-plated 5th Avenue penthouse, David Stern was on his knees praying to His Holiness that Allen Iverson catches a bad hand, blows up and gets arrested at an Atlantic City casino directly before Valentine’s Day. Three-hundred miles away in Boston, Ray Allen was pulling out of some blonde bean pie in order to cuss out his flat-screen for delivering the following headline.

“Iverson Among All-Star Game Starters.” Read the rest of this entry »

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Ray Allen Doesn’t Like Your All-Star Picks

01.19.10 Written by TC

The NBA: Where Amazing Happens…and players stay celebrities regardless of a crappy season.

This is a dilemna Ray Allen has come to gripes with and he’s fed up as he feels fans’ voting rights should be abolished. Read the rest of this entry »

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12.11 The Cooler

12.11.09 Written by Gotty™

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Cara Skye’s The Limit

Brian Kelly Leaving Cincinnati To Become The Next Coach At Notre Dame [With Leather]

Why Does Uganda Want to Kill Gay People? [Black Voices]

The 25 Coolest Sneaker Designs of 2009 [Business Week]

Parlez-vous Français Cube? [Meaning Of Dope]

All-Star ‘10: First Balloting Returns [Slam]

Craigslist’s Dirty Secret [Gawker] Read the rest of this entry »

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LeBron May Be Pulling Out Early

12.03.09 Written by Patrick M.

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LeBron, I like you (||). You’re a freak with a legitimate chance to become the best NBA player ever (yes, better than Jordan.) You seem like a good enough guy who shows love for his hometown and who gets along well with his teammates. And I love watching you play basketball.

But you’re prone to moments of doucebaggery, mostly stemming from too much image control or immaturity. The latest example is your declaration that you’re “50-50″ on participating in the 2010 dunk contest, which you promised you’d do last year. Read the rest of this entry »

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