
Testicular asphyxiation is the technical term for someone treating your nads as a stress ball. And that’s exactly how a gentleman in China lived his last moments.
The story goes something like this. A woman wanted to park in front of a man’s store to pick up her kid from a nearby school. The man came out of his store to tell her that because she wasn’t a paying customer, he didn’t want her to leave her scooter there. And after a brief shouting match the woman went straight for the sweet spot and made her tightest fist until the man collapsed in agony, never to be resuscitated.
Anyone who’s been kicked in the nuts, hit by a baseball, or any other schoolyard accident knows how paralyzing that kind of pain is. And the scary thing is you literally can’t function for a few minutes after one quick second of contact. Now multiply that by ten and have it stay at that level for a prolonged amount of time? Yeah, take me into the woods and shoot me the back of the head please. I’ll add you to my will right before you pull the trigger.
[Gizmodo]