Champagne showers are usually reserved for locker room championship celebrations. But Steve Francis doesn’t abide by your mortal rules. He turns the f*ck up whenever he wants to and has his own champagne Dove commercial in the middle of the club because he’s Steve Francis dammit.
I’m not going to stand here and judge, Steve because Beyonce has made me sog myself on a few occasions…just not in a club. Probably because I’m not a real G like Steve. Between this and him wearing his own jersey to basketball games, Franchise is reaching legend status most of us could only dream of.
I know what you’re thinking, though, Steve: it’s just not the same without Cuttino.