You know how you can pretty much tell when a kid is the spawn of Satan but you can’t say anything about it because it’s rude? Well, this nine-year-old girl who purposely set an Australian store on fire on Thursday is the spawn of Satan.
Surveillance cameras caught the unidentified pint-sized pyromaniac attempting to start a fire by lighting up one of the store’s items. After her first failed attempt, the undeterred firestarter tried once more to set the store ablaze with better results. Satisfied, the girl is seen in the video happily skipping down the aisle and away from the scene of the crime.
Store patrons tried to put out the fire but were unsuccessful as the blaze soon spread shortly thereafter. The store sustained $100,000 in damages.
The girl has not been charged and was referred to an anti-arson program instead. Yeah, good luck with that.