My anniversary usually falls right around when the BET Awards air every year. And every year my wife and I celebrate our marriage then watch what’s best and pure about Black entertainment. Well for the last two years, those plans have been ruined as I’ve had to spend my anniversary nights on the couch. The reason? In 2012 it was Elle Varner’s sumptuous offerings and last night it was Erykah Badu’s soulful tambourine shaker.
Now, it’s always healthy to have open discourse with your spouse about the eye candy that comes your way, but the most important thing to remember is couth.
Good Husband: Hey, baby, you see Erykah Badu’s butt? It’s huge!
Wife: Yeah, I saw it, that’s crazy. Who knew?
Good Husband: Right, didn’t know she had it like that. Wow. Look at this GIF…crazy.
Then there’s what happened last night.
Wife: Everyone on Twitter was talking about Erykah Badu’s butt just now
Me: OOOHHHHH WEEEE HOT DAMN LEMME GET A PIECE OF THAT WITH SOME SYRUP AND A BISCUIT TO SOP DAT ASS!!! I SWEAR FO’ GOD THE LORD AS MY SHEPHERD I SHALL NOT WANT WITH DAT RUMP!!!
Wife: *fluffs couch pillows*
I should have learned my lesson last year when Elle Varner left me in the same predicament. So as I lay on my living room futon last night, I kept wondering which lady had the most marvelous BET Awards walk. Was it Elle or Erykah?
Here they both are…in GIF form. For your debating pleasure.
Now, excuse me while I go look for Flowers.com coupons.