Rocko’s “U.O.E.N.O.” is the 2012-2013 Lakers of singles (or any Cowboys season of the past five years). Something which had so much promise and potential at its introduction Wil E. Coyote’d itself off a cliff before our very eyes. To make matters even more head-scratching, who would’ve guessed Usher, of all artists, would have the hottest verse.

Because that’s exactly what happens when Bieber’s O.G. grabs the Childish Major concoction. However, if I’ve had to suffer through “remix” after “remix” only to hear Confessions 2 could potentially be on the way, then we’ll call it even.