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In Memoriam: T&A At The Grammys

By Word / 02.08.13
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If you and your buddies were planning on watching the Grammys for eye candy, guess again. The suits at CBS Standard & Practice have banned sexy outfits from the award show. Those bastards!

In a memo leaked days before the big show, the advisory board has banned all outfits that might expose a woman's side-boob, nipples, labia, bootycrack, and "bare fleshy under curves of the buttocks." For shame!

***GRAMMYS 2013***

CBS Program Practices advises that all talent appearing on camera please adhere to Network policy concerning wardrobe.

Please be sure that buttocks and female breasts are adequately covered. Thong type costumes are problematic. Please avoid exposing bare fleshy under curves of the buttocks and buttock crack. Bare sides or under curvature of the breasts is also problematic. Please avoid sheer see-through clothing that could possibly expose female breast nipples. Please be sure the genital region is adequately covered so that there is no visible “puffy” bare skin exposure. (DEADLINE)

So let's pour out a little liquor for T&A at the Grammys and reminisce on the good old days when it was side-boob, nipples, labia, bootycrack, and "bare fleshy under curves of the buttocks" galore. You know, when the show really mattered.

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