They say that Father Time is undefeated. Well, it looks like he's about to get a blemish on his record as Paula Patton turned 37 today. Simply put, she's perfect. She's the reason some of you may or may not have tied a death threat to a brick and thrown it at Robin Thicke's tour bus window. She went from being the hottest movie corpse of all time in Idlewild to a certified movie star and the holder of our hearts. So to celebrate this glorious day the Lord hath made, we have a gallery of her most beautiful looks.
Be still our beating hearts.