5. Don’t Make It Rain
Only D-bags with low self-esteem make it rain. And there’s no way you’ll get your money’s worth. And also, did we mention only D-bags do that?
"M.O.B.: Seven Steps To Saving Money At The Strip Club"
*jots down notes*
…y’know…for a friend
9. Don’t ever, ever, ever, ever, stare into a strippers eyes.
And always bargain, “lemme get 2 for 15″ is an easy way to save five bucks on 2 ten dollar lap dances.
Haggle & Hustle gentlemen.
no bullshit on staring into their eyes….i swear this broad gave me the sex eyes and next thing i know im on my 3rd 15 dollar dance
Real talk, no shots here, but if your ass is looking for cost saving measures at the strip club then you shouldn’t be going, or you’re too broke to go! lol! At least you Americans can toss strippers $1 bills, paper money starts at $5 in Canada and I ain’t tossing a stack of fives at no hoe! Those bitches better WORK for a stack and get nasty in the VIP damn it. Still what’s the most any of you have spent in the club? The most is $1500 for me and only because it was Caribana weekend so the chicks were EXTRA loose!
1500 tho? naaaa bruh, maybe the most ive spent is 500-600, a G means im having a happy ending (or 2)
15 hunnid?! Sheesh that’s insane, dude
@Chill: Oh, my ending was happy alright! Caribana weekend is when mini-ballers like myself can go hard in the club! lol!
@David: It was a one-time affair. Plus the money was allocated between alcohol and lap dances from this one chick whom I couldn’t resist. Just thinking about the nasty shit that she did still gives me chills…..BURRR!!! Nowadays, I’m lucky if I drop $150 because the girls are so wack at most of these clubs.
man hit up cannonball in the GTA and you can get whatever you want for $300 and the girls look good
The strip clubs by the airport are trash. At Million Dollar you can get a happy ending for 200
@500K I’ll flick a toonie at a bitch, I don’t care. Turn that thong into a coin purse.
Fifteen Hundred nigga? Man like Tracy Morgan said, if you spending more than 80 dollars, your ass better leave there with your three fingers smelling like booty hole gaddamnit!!
bout damn time we put this up
man i wish i had seen this years ago….21st bday party was at a strip club, them broads could smell it on me…smh, went broke that day, AFTER my homies got me a few dances
Going for bachelor party >>>>> going on your birthday. Its almost like the chicks want to see how much freaky shit they can do to you to make you re-think marriage.
I think I got the strip club out of my system now. I only go to the gentlemans lounge-type spots now where floor dances are non-contact and girls make a bulk of their money in the champagne room off the corporate ballers who smoke cigars and come dressed in suits. I just sit at the bar, drink, and watch. I’ll leave the strip club to the young bucks.
**nods in approval**
haha i’m casually seeing a stripper right now who i met at a strip club..
we stay at each others condos..she even pays for dinner sometimes
like Barney from How I Met Your Mother?
@ David: LMFAO! Nice
@ Qwest: Fucking a stripper? Suit up (Barney Stinson voice) and keep her around. Some strippers are loyal, like my current girl who used to strip.
lol just like barney where i’ll probably end up with a robin..
it’s too soon to consider her serious, so that’s why i say casually dating
D-bag or not. I will make it rain before I die.
Word. If win the lottery I’m dropping a million in that bitch! Rent the club out and drop stacks on fat asses, get super-drunk and smoke mad weed while getting fucked and sucked AT THE SAME DAMN TIME!!!!
Homie, I don’t even want to know what you have in mind if somehow you think you can get fucked, while sucked, at the exact same moment.
With all these diseases going around, y’all out here fucking strippers? I’m usually not the one to take the moral stance, but damn.
a stripper knows what it’s worth, so to speak, so she’ll keep her instruments, shall we say, fine-tuned.
shit, the lil’ innocent broads you see hanging out in the hood more likely to have some shit and not know.
…..*mumbles*….Attend whilst already drunk….keep a drink in hand….giving chance to have…titty……in other…Got it!…Oh, this was extremely helpful…..Thanks, T.S.S.
Here are seven steps to enjoying yourself without spending all of you (or your wife’s) money.
Its funny u say ths cuz my wife been tryna get me2 da skrip club wit her. Prolly wont happn tho. She aint finna catch me slipn. Lol. Also, nda club, ib COLD ON DEM HOES! Dont ask me 4 shiiiiiiit!
20 for a lap dance???? FUCK NOT NEGATIVE…
3 minute song cut in half for the dub???? I don’t know where yall be at but even in Atlanta that shit is outrageous to me. Unthinkable. Even the $10 dances I be like fuck that. YOu can’t even touch the bitches either…hell no.
Most I ever dropped in the strip club was $500 and I woke up the next day like WHAT THE FUCK!?? Waste of money in my opinion.
I didn’t grow up in the “Make It Rain” era….I grew up in the “Bitches Aint Shit But Hoes and Tricks” era so I’m hesitant dropping money on a bitch regardless.
Thank you Too Short, Suga Free, Snoop Dogg, and 8Ball & MJG!!
Yo, real talk… Same experience… I was hella tight the next day, like $500 for WHAT, nigga?!?
orrrrrrr, you could save your 2x$15 lap-dance money, go to a bar with it, buy 2 drinks for yourself, 1 for your wingman, and meet some girls you can actually fuck later for free…
Back in the day I used to make it rain in the strip club… but the strippers got tired of books of food stamps fallin on their heads, so I chilled wit dat.
Drinkin beforehand is smart. Or you could keep a lil’ bottle o’ sumthin in the car, step out & take a few swigs. Or step out for a blunt break like we do. The smell of Kush on ya gear might get them broads noses open… if they ain’t got no smoke or nobody to call for none later, maybe you get some extracurricular activity poppin. That usually works best at them hole-in-the-wall underground stripper parties deep in the hood, tho.
thats my strategy 9/10 times. always keep a pint or more in the whip, with at least 2 sweets. i still try to keep a drink in hand while inside, but stepping outside for some “fresh air” every now and again keeps ya buzz up and keeps a lil money in the pocket for said extracurriculars. and i have yet to meet a strippers that dont love the smell of that loud on ya.
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Did this man really say he spent $1500 in the strip club?
i know man!! shits nuts. now at my worst i dropped like 400, but it was my first time in a strip club soon after i turned 21. a friend took me out on payday and we both cleared damn near our whole checks by the end of the night. i still blame that one on being a rookie. hasnt happend since. ya live and ya learn. but damn was it a fun night.
That man was from Canada…can I blame that shit on the exchange rate? Like, shiiiiit.
Just to be a stickler… That last pic is go-gos… not strippers lol
8. Go with women. Seriously. You will feel just slightly guilty about even getting a lap dance, and if you do, she probably paid for it. Also, you get double the attention you normally would. And, you definitely get your money’s worth when you take them home (fact: women are much more competitive than men. They will see the effect the strippers had upon you, and immediately try to outdo alladat).
You just have to remember to not act extra thirsty. Sit back and let the strippers come to you.
Shout to my questionably hetro child’s mother and her without other option gay female friends. I went with them thinking, oh the stories I will have to tell — I have stories I CAN’T tell now.
Most I have ever dropped in a strip club – $340. $$’s well spent.
Funny, had to revisit this post after the night I had.
Suffice to say, all we paid was admission. Had more fun than anybody there.
Save the money and just go straight to the knocking shop. I always find lap dances are like vegetarian meals. Nice, but you know what would make it better.
In european strip clubs, do not buy a drink for you or anybody & if the club is run by russians, you’re in for an expensive night whether you like it all not. Dont be surprised to end the night by being marched to ATM by 2 serious looking zangief dudes
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