3. Ice-T – “Player Hater’s Ball”
Key Quote: “Next n***a say something while I’m talking is getting shot. Please believe that.”
If you don’t quote this skit at least once a week, we can’t be friends. Give Ice-T credit: he more than holds his own against such legendary characters as Buck Nasty and Silky Johnson, proving to be the perfect figurehead for such a mean-spirited skit. The late Patrice O’Neal also deserves credit for this one. Hate! Hate! Hate! Hate!