7. Mya
Surely you didn’t think we’d go without mentioning Mya! Rumors of her hoedom have plagued the sultry singer since the beginning of her career back in 1998. The long list of industry men Ms. Harrison has allegedly bedded even resulted in false tales that she was planning on releasing a Superhead-type tell-all book. She’s denied her reputation but you wouldn’t care if the rumors were true anyway because with her sweet smile, innocent eyes and those cankles thick legs & thighs, you’d make an honest woman out of her, move her out to the suburbs where you two will live happily ever after with your 2.5 kids and dog named Max.
CATEGORY: Everything Else, GENERAL, SMOKE BREAK | TAGS: Amber Rose, Christina Milian, Karrine "Superhead" Steffans, Kim Kardashian, Lists, Nicole "Hoopz" Alexander, Rihanna
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That pic of Rihanna tho…
But out the 7 I’ll have to go with Mya
*irons Superman cape*
lmao
Hey wait a minute gotdamnit!!! Kim and Mya aren’t hoes! Have they made a few bad decisions? Yes, but we all do on occasion. The rest of these runners are Grade A Bust Down material. Plenty of upstanding women out there. Lmao – Just ask D. Wade.
I can tell you that DWade’s chick was thiiiis close to making the list lol.
Yall keep Gabby outta this!
hey, i must be out of the loop or something, but can someone share the mya stories with me?
Well her last flings included Mr Zone 6 with the perpetually chapped lips and i think Z-ro smutted her out…sooo yea
Z-Ro????????
what’s this guy so depressed about again?
Also Game and Gucci Mane…
She’s denounced them all. She can’t take a picture with a dude without fucking him?
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*simultaneously breaks out cape and dabs forehead*
cue that Lenny williams..”girl you know I…”
Superhead was with the dude Bill Maher. And he had her sprung. lol.
But Rihanna >
I knew Mya would be on this list…TSS loves her
We are mostly straight men on this site… So it makes sense. haha
I’d wife Kim first cause she got the porn star voice plus she’d divorce me anyway within 3 years leaving me free for the real prize, Rihanna. Lol.
LMAO
That full hoopz sextape never released huh?
Sigh, I have a weakness for Miss Milian. God damn it.
Yeah I’m surprised no Gabby or Trina on here……
Out of this list….I cant turn down Rhi Rhi and Amber!! They got sex appeal by the boatload!!
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And Karrine? Hell No! If I saw her, hopefully I’d walk away until I’m in a separate area code. Hoopz might be cool though.
i was thinking this
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And Karrine? Hell No!
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6 of 7 No Supp for me
Supahead to for her hmmm “talents”!! LOL!!!
Between Mya and Rihanna, I don’t think I could choose. One of those is gonna have to be the side chick.
Common sense, historical fact, and “dem cankles” tell me Mya is gonna get fat eventually. Id take Rihanna for the long haul.
Then again, that broad will probably never settle down. She’ll be like a certain rapper’s mom gettin crunk in a club in Barbados in her 60s.
Amber Rose, just so Kanye will show up to crash the wedding. When the preacher say “if anyone objects to this union let them speak now…” grab your popcorn lol.
sidenote: the term “fast” women made me laugh, old school.
I gotta admit that “just oozes promiscuity” made me giggle like a 6th grader. Also:
Only thing better than a white girl named “amber” on a list like this is a black girl named “amber”
I knew Christian Miillian would be on this list… I mean Dre of Cool & Dre? She didn’t even get Dr. Dre or Dre 3K… she got “the other Dre, nah the OTHER Dre.” That’s hoochie material right there.
Also ya is about 10 years away from gettin’ anything close to plump. I’d live with it either way. Surprised Vivica ain’t make the list.
I wouldn’t wife vivica…*shrugs*
.also, chris cool..well there’s pics of mya suckin gucci’s face..and well yea…….
beware: I wonder the same thing. Ro gotta at least have a better weed connect by now..sheesh
she got “the other Dre, nah the OTHER Dre.
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aaahahahaha
Put a ring on it???
MFs is still gettin married out here? To anybody?
Grow up folks. It’s 2012 that married sh!t is passe. Fellas just keep your $ right and your usual vices and you’ll be fine. Marriage works for about 10% of people but most MFs in BS marriages (most of them) would agree that single life was better.
But tell us how you really feel, V.
No lie, my cape stays in the closet, but for Mya, Rih, and Ms. Milian… I’d break out the utility belt.
LMAO this nigga said utility belt tho
In the event that I wouldn’t die after hitten it, I’d definitely wife Amber rose… and for sure financial security I’d poke a few holes in my trojan for Kim K….Rihanna is to high risk, I don’t have time for drake to lyrically assault me like he’s known to do over a chick nor do I have time for Team Breezy aka Chris Brown’s little minions attacking me in defense of there leader.
Mya & Rihanna make my dick jump every picture or movement…..the other ones….ehhh probably not.
Kim K….possibly but she seems so scandalous so I’d have to pass. She doesn’t pass the background test
Kim K and Rih would get the cape. Milian would too ‘cept I don’t be raising other dudes babies.
Amber – Hell No (that shit will be like throwing a hotdog down the hallway)
Kim – Yeah (35 mil seals the deal)
Christina Milian – eh….i don’t consider her a hoe, she dumb but not a hoe. I just don’t think she wifey material.
Superhead – Come on this bird is for head purposes ONLY. I would use the water fountain after that chick.
Rihanna – AWWW YEAH!!! (Hi Rihanna….)
Hoopz – Pass (i aint going after shaq. REAL TALK)
Mya – Yeah she can still get.
Vivica, Gabby and hell, even J Lo could’ve made this list.
Vida Guerra many moons ago too.
damn. mb im missing the point, but if given the chance why wouldnt you just slam one of these broads and forget the ring, the discussion alone proves theyre not wife material. Except kim k. Unless she hits you with a prenup lol. it would be nice to walk away with a few mil after that inevitable divorce
If by put a ring on it, you mean a cock ring on my penis and have sex with them, then yes.
where’s my girl Stacey Dash…
man- i could honestly pass on all of them- cept that damn Ms. Harrison could get it no questions asked
If you think SuperHead just is for head you are mistaken; she got a body on her.
6 out of 7 are cool but I wouldn’t touch S.H. with broken stick the resembled a dick, I’m good
“even Chris Brown is rumored to be going back for seconds and that chick nearly ruined his career”
yeah, what a bitch.learn to take a punch amirite fellas?
How the fuck you figure Rihanna almost ruined Chris Brown’s career!? A) Who the fuck was Chris Brown, ever, besides talentless trash? How’d he ever even have a career? B) Rihanna wasn’t slamming her face into *his* fist, you know. CB’s little dick insecurities that led him to want to punch a woman ruined his “career”. The fuck, people.
LOL, this is too funny!! Very comical.
I’m surprised Cassie didn’t make the list. Then again, she hasn’t done much important besides fucking Diddy and Ryan Leslie.
A ring on it!?! They’re fine but a ring is pushing.
when he say ring he mean wifee material meng…
I cant believe Hoops ca really carry Shaq on her back…
In Heels!!