Every now and then, the NFL has a Sunday so weird, so pressure packed and so controversial that the results of it could potentially have long term effects on everything from draft seedings to playoff positions. December 18 was one of those Sundays. Heading into Week 15, two of the more polarizing story lines centered around two teams chasing history on two completely different ends of the spectrum. Gotty’s Titans became “those guys” to put a temporary halt on the season long nightmare that is the Indianapolis Colts.
For Indy, it’s good to see such a storied franchise avoid becoming the second team ever to achieve the dubious “imperfect season.” An 80 yard touchdown scamper from Donald Brown put the game out of reach. Yet, they’re still the odds on favorite to land a certain Stanford QB they’ve been linked to since before the season even started. For the Titans, however, their roller coaster season continues and this loss may have all but sealed their playoff fate. Not that G cares though. He’s just here for the occasional Chris Johnson rap song and Syracuse basketball.
The Green Bay Packers, led by Aaron Rodgers, took their 13-0 record into Kansas City for what many believed would be just another hurdle in the race to finish the season undefeated. Led by a standup defensive effort and quality quarterback play from Kyle Orton (23-31 for 299 yards), the Chiefs shocked the football world to hand the Discount Double Checks their first loss of the season. The victory for Kansas City ignites an interesting situation. Does this all but guarantee Romeo Crennel has the “interim” tag removed from his head coaching duties? And with a late season loss, the question about who is the NFL’s MVP suddenly has new life. Is it still Rodgers? Is it Drew Brees (who is quietly having one of the best seasons since they began recording stats)? Or is it Tom Brady?
Speaking of Tom Terrific, his highly anticipated matchup against Tim Tebow and the Denver Broncos had fireworks early, but fizzled out late. Actually, it was the second quarter which sealed Denver’s fate as they saw a 16-7 lead evaporate a matter of minutes thanks in part to crucial turnovers. Much to my pleasure, Chad Ochocino decided to become relevant again starting in place of an injured Deion Branch and catching a touchdown in the process.
There were no fourth quarter miracles worked by Tebow, and the Bronco’s defense, which has been tough during the winning streak, was man handled by Brady and company all afternoon. Brady, who appeared to take it personally people would even question putting the still largely unproven former Gator in his class, looked like a future first ballot Hall of Famer by throwing for 320 yards and two touchdowns on 23-34 passing.
Quick Hits
– I never wanted to admit this knowing David D. would never let me live it down, but Drew Brees is a fawking monster. He made 32-40, 412 yards and five touchdowns look second nature against the Vikings. When asked about what New Orleans would do to keep Brees in the “Big Easy,” David had this to say, “We’re going to give him all of downtown N.O. and access to any woman in the city he wants.” Smart move. I’m pretty sure a team in Washington give him all the mambo sauce he wants and a room in the White House though.
– On the topic of Washington, their 23-10 victory over a Giants team that appeared uninspired officially turned the NFC East on its head.
– The Eagles making easy work over the Jets – LeSean McCoy is a man, by the way – sets up for a critical game on Christmas Eve in Dallas. Yes, the same Philadelphia Eagles we all cracked jokes on weeks ago, have a legit chance to win the division. And yes, I’m more nervous than Michael Beasley taking a piss test.
– Ndamukong Suh returned from suspension and blocked a 65 yard field goal attempt by Oakland to preserve a 28-27 win. The bigger story? Calvin Johnson grabbed nine catches for 214 yards and two touchdowns. Fantasy owners everywhere, you’re welcome.
– Houston saw Cam Newton and the Panthers march into town and walk away with a 28-13 victory and highlights that included the well-executed Fumblerooski seen above. Questions around TJ Yates and the Texans’ chances to make a legitimate push deep into the playoffs continue to linger, as they should. Questions about Newton, however, are all but nonexistent.
– Here’s a fun fact: After Week 8, the Dolphins were 0-7 and the Bills were 5-2. After yesterday’s game, they’re both 5-9. And while he is the subject of of a fair share of jokes, Reggie Bush has completely rejuvenated his career in South Beach. Those 203 yards (rushing!) is a vindication of such. Not that it matters, I’m about 63.4% he’s smashing Kim K. again.
– In one of the year’s more gruesome shots, the Bears Johnny Knox got folded, literally. Initial reports saying he has a mid-back injury.
– One of the bigger “what if’s” surrounding the 2011 season will be “what if Jay Cutler never gets injured?” The Bears lost their sixth straight without their signal caller, but what I choose to focus on is Marshawn Lynch, his 42 yards and two touchdowns. He just had so much determination doe. I really hope he stays in Seattle and I really hope that dude continues to make videos documenting the growing legend that is Marshawn and his odd obsession with Skittles.
– Oh, and one more thing about Brees, if I may. He’s 305 yards away from breaking Dan Marino’s single season record for passing yards with TWO games left to play. Let that marinate.





Regarding the Colts, they had not try so hard over the next few weeks. The Rams could tank and grab that top pick. I know what you are thinking, that they already have Sam Bradford. And while I agree, and he is a great QB, he is never healthy. With the new salary cap structure, I could see them easily drafting Luck (the Vikings too – I still ponder about Ponder).
*had better not try so hard
What an odd day of football indeed.
I said 2 weeks ago, and 1 week ago. Teblow and the Broncos haven’t beat anyone of significance. If they beat the Pats, then we could talk. And after today, lets shut all that dumb bullshit up. And this is coming from someone who despises Boston area sports teams.
Teblow is an average at best QB, who had a lucky “all the cards fell in the right spot” run. Stop trying to make him a Godsend, as if he is the first player to ever pray. Denver was SUPPOSED to beat winless MIA, OAK,KC, NYJ, SD, MIN, Caleb Hanie’s Bears. Still say the Denver D and running backs deserved more credit for the wins.
Yesterday was a weird one. I love Tebow but maybe now ESPN can ease up with it’s stan’dom that it’s had over the last month. As happy as I am to see any team get Brady’ed, we have such a depleted defense these days, losing at least two defensive guys every Sunday. Now we lose Andre Carter, our best pass rusher. We need miracle healings so we can survive the post.
Also, Tebow looked like a real QB if I’ve ever seen one yesterday. His work ethic should shut all doubters that he CAN be a starting NFL QB caliber in the near near.
Calvin Johnson grabbed nine catches for 214 yards and two touchdowns. Fantasy owners everywhere, you’re welcome.
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Thank you Donald Brown also. Thought my 13-1 season would’ve gone to waste but Kreayshawn’s Nudes lives on for another week.
Fun fact: If Dallas, New York Giants and Philly end their season all at 8-8, Philly is in. Seriously.
@ Neva: C’mon son, give Tebow some credit. Yeah, the Denver defense and running backs deserve a TON of credit but they weren’t doing shit when Orton was in command. Tebow inspired them and made them play better. The rest of Denver’s schedule is pretty soft though, let’s see if Tebow Time can make a resurgence.
My Ravens got SMOKED by Philly Rivers! What happened to T-Sizzle Suggs and his “ball-so-hard” mantra? Where was Flacco? Ray Rice? Blown coverages, ineffective offense and weak defensive efforts killed us last night. If you give Rivers an inch he’ll take a mile and make big plays; could a last minute play-off run be imminent? That Raiders/Lions game was my favourite of the day? That last minute drive in which Stafford made that miraculous pass to Megatron was crazy! Ninjaz on the Raiders sidelines were baffled talking about “ay yo, who left that ma’fucka open?!” LOL! Ahhh well, a topsy-turvy week in football. I knew that the weekend was going to upset-filled once my San Diego State Aztecs lost to the Ragin’ Cajuns in the New Orleans Bowl; that field goal was pretty spectacular.
Shit almost forgot: Who y’all got tonight? The Steelers or the 49ers? I’m taking San Fran because I despise Shittsburgh and their bandwagon fans. Also, that Cowboys/Bucs game was terrible! Thank God that it’s NCAA Bowl time because I couldn’t stand to see Tampa Bay getting ruled on the field like that.
OAK,KC, NYJ,
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OAK and the Jets were rightful favorites in that matchup par. But I think for people who actually follow the game and not just the highlight reels understand that it’s defense and running game (Tebow included) are the cornerstone to their Ws.
Tom Brady is just so fucking cold man lol.
OAK and the Jets were rightful favorites in that matchup par. But I think for people who actually follow the game and not just the highlight reels understand that it’s defense and running game (Tebow included) are the cornerstone to their Ws.
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Exactly. Let us not discredit the guy completely. That was a rant if I ever did see one (@neva) lol
Regarding the game tonight… if Big Ben does not play (which I heard he is not) and Alex Smith does not turn the ball over (Troy can be a beast in that regard)… they have the win. The Steelers, as much as I love Charlie Batch, cannot win without Roethlisberger. Only chance they have is Dixon and deep throws – Charlie does not make those. The reason? The Niners… you cannot run against them. And that is the only other option Pittsburgh has to go to without Ben.
Niners are deficient in the secondary (they give up huge pass plays down the field) and points scored offensively. If they can score enough points, they (Niners) will win.
^ I’m hoping the 9ers pull it off. I’ve got this Steelers chic who irks me w/ text msgs every time they do anything right and I don’t want them to take the division from the Ravens. Plus, if their defense plays poor tonight I can beat Willie P in the fantasy playoffs.
Need this one tonight boys.
I didn’t see the game, so I can’t say for sure, but I suspect the Packers just didn’t try that hard. Why would they? They don’t care about being undefeated, they just care about winning the Super Bowl.
Brees has always been a monster, but the possibility of him breaking Marino’s record is irrelevant. All records are really. I could easily write a whole article about the topic. The rule changes implemented this season have made it a passing league.
What Tebow does works, but it doesn’t work against a high scoring team. It only works when the defense can shut down the other team.
The Redskins played a wonderful game yesterday. Always good to play spoiler lol
@ Real Anonymous: Yeah, they 49ers need to ramp up their pass defense and score more points in the Red Zone instead of settling for field goals.
I’m pretty sure a team in Washington give him all the mambo sauce he wants and a room in the White House though.
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This. Wait till they trick chicken wings with Mambo Sauce. They won’t wanna leave DC. First off, LOL at the Ravens. With this fuck up, as long as Pittsburgh win the rest of their games, we’re winning the AFC east. The only way the Ravens are getting the 2nd seed is if we lose a game, because they have the tie breaker. Luckily for Pittsburgh, our only challenge is the 49ers tonight, but with our last two games being in Cleveland and Cincy, if everything goes according to plan (like it always does), the 2nd seed is ours.
As a sign of me being back in the DMV, I watched the Redskins completely dominated the Giants. It’s crazy how Coughlin is gonna end up on the hot seat because of this, but it wasn’t really his fault–or Eli’s. The defense is injury ridden, the WR’s were dropping key passes and the O-Line is terrible. Not to mention that some of those picks from Eli were completely coincidental. Dude is playing a MVP worthy season and his 4th Quarter gameplay is truly magic.
I’m low key worried about the Eagles yo…as much as I’ve cloned them this year, we have no secondary in Dallas. As good as Romo has been throughout the past few weeks, I’m more nervous than a hooker in church
@ Athrin: The fact that you’re from the DMV but rep the Steelers makes your Football arguments invalid! LOL! And no, Coughlin is not on the hot seat for the Giants loss. The Giants Organization loves the guy and stands by him.
LIONS!
Even at 13-1 we still going to win it all. #wisconsinresident #packerbacker #cheesehead
Miracles happen………..just not every time. :) GO PATS!