10 Raunchy Pimp C Lyrics That Will Make Your Momma Faint

12.29.11 Written by Greg Whitt


The Pimp always spoke his mind, and didn’t care how you felt about it, or the consequences. Given his propensity to say exactly what he meant, at any time, and his oversized personality, some really wild couplets are littered throughout his vast discography of features, solo releases and, of course, classic material as one half of UGK. Read the rest of this entry »

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Samoa Cancels Friday, December 30th

12.29.11 Written by TC

Have you ever had a six day week? Not “work week,” as in just one day to rest on your laurels. Just six days, period. While you scratch your head in puzzlement, the nation of Samoa are saying the hell with this Friday and moving right on to Saturday. Read the rest of this entry »

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Nelly – O.E.MO Mixtape x “Country A** N*gga” Video

12.29.11 Written by TC

We told you a while back that a proper Nelly comeback just wasn’t meant to be. As much as that sentiment may stick with the bulk of the TSS population, it just wouldn’t be kosher if we ignored his attempts at proving us wrong, now would it? Read the rest of this entry »

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This Week Tom Brady Will Prove That He Is A Horrible, Horrible Person

12.29.11 Written by David D.

I hate Tom Brady. And his coach. They’re just total d*cks and bullies that get riled up to beat on a subpar Jets team and act like it was a national tragedy that they screwed the pooch four years ago when they should have had a perfect season. Tom Brady thinks he’s the greatest quarterback ever and you’re an idiot if you disagree with him. Read the rest of this entry »

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Tyrese Feat. T.I., Big Sean & Busta Rhymes – “Fireworkz” (Remix)

12.29.11 Written by Beware

We kept trying to tell Tyrese that this year, of all years, was the wrong one to drop a track called, “Fireworkz.” But, like any Fast 5 star would do, Ty just said “man, f**k Kathy Perry,” replaced the ‘s’ with a ‘z’ and kept it moving. Unsurprisingly, the Atari-sounding track became a lonely iTunes bonus cut from the R&B actor’s Open Invitation album Read the rest of this entry »

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Rashad – “The Truth”

12.29.11 Written by Greg Whitt

Rashad’s name has been ringing like virgin ears after hearing a bass-heavy track turned up to 11. On “The Truth” the Ohio-based producer, singer and emcee brings the 808s, but leaves the heartbreak for another song. Read the rest of this entry »

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Droop-E Feat. Kendrick Lamar – “Rossi Wine” Video

12.29.11 Written by Beware

When you’re amongst friends, beautiful women and clouds of chronic smoke, the alcohol sloshing around your red, plastic cup can tend to be somewhat irrelevant. Similarly, you might not have too much Droop-E in your deck, but include K-Dot and some audible elegance as the backdrop, and “Rossi Wine” will be all you need to reach the clouds. Read the rest of this entry »

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The G.O.O.D. Music LP Is Damn Near Done According To Big Sean

12.29.11 Written by J. Tinsley

From what I believe was behind the scenes of he and Wale’s “Slight Work” video (a dope song, by the way), Big Sean sheds light on what will soon become one of the more anticipated projects of the new year. Donning the coat first worn by Cruella Deville in Disney’s 101 Dalmations, the guy who finally became famous in 2011 had these exact words to say in regards to the forthcoming compilation. Read the rest of this entry »

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Murs – “‘67 Cutlass” x “S-K-I-B-E-A-T-Z” Videos

12.29.11 Written by TC

If you were to say that Murs’ “‘67 Cutlass” needed a video, it probably wouldn’t fall in the most accurate of statements. The four-minute narrative holds up the tradition of vivid storytelling Hip-Hop is renown for and allows listeners to paint the scenery for themselves with each rhyming bar filling in the “then what happened next?” Read the rest of this entry »

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12.29 The Cooler

12.29.11 Written by TSSCrew

“Fast Five” Is The Most Pirated Movie of 2011 [Vulture]

5 Rules for Rapping in Public [Grantland]

Did Michael Jordan Pop The Question? [The Urban Daily] Read the rest of this entry »

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Let’s Recall Stephon Marbury’s Tipping Point

12.28.11 Written by S.Cadet

New York’s Knickerbockers have plenty to smile about these days. Tyson Chandler’s on deck to enforce inside which, on paper, should energize NY’s defensive efforts all around. The club’s a point guard, and a head coach depending on who you ask, away from being a league wide problem. However, as any sports fans know, things weren’t always so promising at the Garden. Read the rest of this entry »

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Freddie Gibbs’ “Cold Day In Hell” Lyric Book

12.28.11 Written by Ryan J.

Your 10th grade American History teacher was totally right: you can’t believe everything you read on the Internet. Although he/she probably wasn’t speaking about lyric websites, apply the same advice to those web addresses as well. And since we’d rather know the actual lyrics to Freddie Gibbs’ “187 Proof” than knowing what the H.U.A.C. was, the Gary, Indiana, MC has provided a “lyric book” in order to clarify what he actually utters on his recent project Read the rest of this entry »

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“Everythang” – Review Of Young Jeezy’s Thug Motivation 103: Hustlerz Ambition

12.28.11 Written by TC

The ultimate test in measuring one’s worth is not conducted in the battle to the top but the downhill slide when there’s nothing left to prove, yet more recognition to gain. Back before the Internet held any sort of weight in the rap caucus of what’s hot or not, Young Jeezy was a star with his early effort Let’s Get It: Thug Motivation 101. Read the rest of this entry »

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Crooked I – “Cocaine Is A Helluva Drug”

12.28.11 Written by Beware

Songs like “Cocaine Is A Helluva Drug” are why I’ve been claiming Crooked as one of my favorite rappers for the past seven years. Obviously, everyone enjoys hearing the Slaughterhouse member incinerate microphones with his lyrical prowess. Hell, verse for verse, even Royce considers him the best out of the group. Read the rest of this entry »

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…And Then Rajon Rondo Airballed A Layup

12.28.11 Written by Gotty™

Early predictions stated the NBA lockout would affect players and teams in a variety of ways. No one could have guessed the game’s fundamental shots would suffer as well. Read the rest of this entry »

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