Ask 100 guys what’s their favorite part on a woman and you’re liable to get 47 different answers but chances are no one is going to skim out on a saucy pair of legs. That’s where Mike Baker The Bike Maker steps in (get it?). He’s playing it cool, reading porn in public and just waiting for the right chick to walk on by so he can slap a blue ribbon on her thigh. Sounds like the perfect way to spend your day off, wouldn’t you agree?

This leggy number can be found on the Mike Plays It Cool LP, which is available free of charge right here.