“During the song, Jesus Daughter takes shots at gospel duo Mary Mary and says they need to save souls instead of “standing in front of the camera and look cute all day long.” Who knew the Lawd doesn’t want you to look good (which…explains the video?). Jesus’ Daughter also takes aim at Jay-Z and T.I., two self-proclaimed hip hop kings (perhaps she has another joint calling out Yeezy, Lil Wayne, and the rest?)”
Two thoughts.
1. John 11:35
2. Thank God for the YouTubeys.
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1. John 11:35
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*face palm*
LMAO.
“I roll with God…aye aye aye, aye aye”
Let’s put up 20 seconds on the clock and see how many jokes we can make:
Holy ****. That’s not my reaction more like my way to describe it.
This looks like a video for BET Uncut: The Sunday Morning Edition
It’s so COOOOOLLLLDDDDDD in the Pearly Gates.
I wanted to turn off the vid when the bootleg “This is Why I’m Hot” beat came on.
You know she probably has said. “If you love Jesus, Put Yo Mutha*****n’ Hands Up!” at least one time in her shows.
The Devil heard this and said, “Alright, I surrender! just make it stop!”
At least Debbie’s sister from Friday is trying to be productive now.
It looks like she’s still trying to remember her lines.
*Timer Alarm Goes Off*
Lord, I apologize. I heard, “ya’ll ain’t s**t on the scene” and I let the Devil take over.
And tell me she did not say she would expose Christians for show.
One More: GOSPEL PARTY! GOSPEL PARTY! GOSPEL PARTTAAAAAYYYYYYY!
But seriously, gospel rappers. Cut it out with the damn diss songs. It’s getting tired.
Eye roll with God… aye, aye, aye, aye, aye
At least Debbie’s sister from Friday is trying to be productive now.
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1. John 11:35
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lol
Aint nothin’ like some good ol apartment complex gospel rappin’ to start my day….lmao…with a fuckin’ cell phone video. hahahahah
LMAO 1:20 “ima do it forshoow” w/ a good ol christian bounce. she needs to go be someone’s momma and sit her ass down.
jesus daughter could pass for demar derozans sister…
wow. she is truly a star in the making.
showed the lady…..her response:
“Is this in Detroit?”
my favorite part is the first 5 seconds. lack of editing software ftw.
In 20 seconds, Cell managed to kill me and left no trace of evidence. The Lord can truly work wonders indeed…
my favorite part is the first 5 seconds. lack of editing software ftw.
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Same here. haha.
Gotty, I think you got the wrong bible scripture in there. I’m pretty sure it’s Ezekiel 25:16, Samuel Jackson Version.
Upn further review, it seems like chick should be hit in the head with a Bible. Old bootleg Christian Khia mug…
Leeg, you’re on timeout bruh. I need to catch my breath.
Thank you, Jesus for the internets. We made it in America.
Its too early in the afternoon for this much laughter yo…
This reminds of when Cartman became a Christian singer, but instead of replacing “baby” with “Jesus,” you replace “trap house” and “bricks”
My apologies goes to Cell & Leegle for the mix-up on who left me dead. Maybe I need to see Jesus Daughter’s Lord to ask for forgiveness…
No church in the wild.
No church in the wild.
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lmfao
Fake christian don’t be acting like you all loving god and shit acting like that.
It’s videos like this that make me believe that YouTube will probably go down as the most significant thing to happen to mankind ever.
I’m happier at this moment because this video exists than I was at least 10 minutes ago. Than you 6 lb 4 oz baby Jesus.
This reminds me of when Cartman became a Christian singer, but instead of replacing “baby” with “Jesus,” you replace “trap house” and “bricks”
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So according to the Rap-to-Gospel measurements:
Club = Church
Cocaine = Salvation
Soldiers = Ministry
Gun = Bible
Police = Satan
Feel free to add to it, as my mind is drawing blanks…
Perhaps I need more of Jesus Daughter’s word to help me out…
*repeats video*
@The Human Spider
Money = God
DEAD at all these comments and I hate you smarter from taking my comment lol.
“No, I don’t have a problem with you ‘spreading the word.’ But I do have a problem with you doing it outside my door. We got company.”
With videos like these….I don’t know if it’s a joke or if they are really serious….
this video is ridiculous, out of breath bitch
hahaha debbies sister, thats cold.
is she standing on bleachers by the way
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow.
*smh
Oh god, technology and religion are starting to come together. Jehovah witnesses will now be harassing via viral video. Sup with her and that Jesus cha-cha slide. Is that stripper silhouette with wings on her shirt. What were the people driving by… i bet nobody could get to the club house do to the “video shoot”
lol did she just cuss on a track, and the repent? so dead. “JayZ and T.I. yall aint no king/ When the Lord look at yall yall aint shit on the scene.” God just facepalmed.
*the curse words had to be the deal breaker for me…
REAL TALK RIGHT THERE
i love that this bitch asked the lord to forgive her for cursing. im done.