For all practical purposes, we will no longer be doing “NBA Lockout Reports.” It is with no regret that we inform you that the players and owners have reached a “tentative” agreement, after a Friday meeting crossed over into the waning hours of early Saturday morning. After a 149-day work impasse which threatened to derail the whole season, NBA Commissioner David Stern said gave the news fans had been waiting for by saying “We’ve reached a tentative understanding that is subject to a variety of approvals … we’re optimistic that will all come to pass and that the NBA season will begin on December 25 — Christmas Day — a tripleheader.”
All of the kinks still would have to be worked out and a majority on each side would have to approve the agreement. The NBA needs votes from 15 of 29 owners but that meeting should take place later today and Stern has stated he expects it to be fully endorsed. The players side would need a majority of its 430-plus but things could be a little murky since their union disbanded on November 14th. Their antitrust lawsuit would have to be dropped and the union reformed before a vote could take place.
If all the cards fall into place, training camp could open as early as December 9th and Christmas Day could see three marquee games: Miami at Dallas in a rematch of last year’s finals, Derrick Rose and Chicago taking on the Lakers and the Boston Celtics at the New York Knicks. As it stands, the season would still cover a 66-game regular season.


I promise it just felt like Christmas this morning, fam. No more Lockout jokes…No more sad NBA playlist. No more fear of winter (life post NFL) like an episode of Game of Thrones. No more watching Steven A. Smith and Chris Broussard talking sketchy ass NFL analysis like two fish out of water. No more internet videos of LeBron, Durant, and Rondo highlights of some exhibition game where you defense is as coveted as another Herman Cain monologue.
Bitch ass mutherfuckas, Basketball is back!
I channeled my inner Samuel L Jackson for that one…
Next order of business: remove David J. Stern from office.
Unless you find out there is a line of 10 yr olds coming out his shower, there isn’t a chance in hell Stern will be removed
Greatest Christmas ever? Let’s have Stern’s letter of resignation under the tree too.
Nah. I’ve been lied to too many times. I’m going back to sleep.
Nah, remove Billy Hunter.
All that bargaining & the players didn’t really gain anything.
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Cashing out the final four teams.
1st place – $160
2nd place – $80
3rd place – $40
4rd place – you get what you bought in for- $20
If you’re interested, click on my avi and DM me your TSS username on my twitter. You’ll have about two weeks to drop the dub. I’ll give you any details upon progress and request.
Bitch ass mutherfuckas, Basketball is back!
^^^
Eloquent in it’s simplicity.
Thank God.
All I can think of is to say that I am glad that this did not happen with the NFL. I know that it was not that long (if everything goes according to plan), but man.
Oh, and that I also now have zero interest in the NBA.
To put it all in perspective, MLB did their deal in like a day or two of negotiations.
New York escort services rejoice!
I woke up at like 4 A.M. to the news of this, thought it was a dream, slapped myself, slapped my girl on her DONK to make sure I was awake, she woke up wasn’t too pleased but at least I verified shit was real, and now I’m deliriously happy. Everything cell said. Co-sign. Basketball is back, y’all realize we’re only like 6-7 months away from the next LeBron postseason collapse??? (Wuddup Tins lol).
Basketball is back, y’all realize we’re only like 6-7 months away from the next LeBron postseason collapse??? (Wuddup Tins lol).
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Oh, y’all wanna start this now!!
Lol…Aye Tins, you said you were going back to sleep
Might have to cop Celtics v Knicks tix at the Garden now. Nosebleed seats of course.
Tell me why every woman I know texted me at 7 am on a Saturday to bring me this joyous news…
I’m scared to get my hopes up, but
Thank YA, Jesus!!!
merry christmas, bitches.
by staying closed till christmas these honkeys saved millions anyways. these sneaky fucks knew what they were doing.
operation stackola, meanwhile the ppl that work for the arenas and shit are unemployed.
further more…ive lost respect for the game over this shit.
if the season dont pop off real fast i may not watch till the playoffs.
Basketball is back, y’all realize we’re only like 6-7 months away from the next LeBron postseason collapse??? (Wuddup Tins lol).
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Oh, y’all wanna start this now!!
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8 points
y’all realize we’re only like 6-7 months away from the next LeBron postseason collapse???
^^^
Witnessing him play hot potato with the rock in the Finals was one of my fondest moments of last years post season.
Looking forward to watching him wilt under pressure this year.
Ayo, fuck y’all.
o shit lol Tins they gettin you…i want to help but…just dam