Sometimes, how you listen to a project can affect how much you like it. Wiz Khalifa is more enjoyable when you’re high. Too Short is more enjoyable when getting a lap dance. And Drake is way more enjoyable when your Facebook status has just changed from “In a relationship” to “depressed” and you’re eating a gallon of Rocky Road ice cream while watching Steel Magnolias on TNT. These outside factors can turn a good project to a classic in your eyes.
Want to know the secret to creating a classic out of Birdman and Mack Maine’s Billionaire Minds mixtape? Of course you do.
Step 1: Download the mixtape
Step 2: Skip to track 12, “B Boyz” featuring Kendrick Lamar and Ace Hood
Step 3: Listen to Kendrick Lamar’s verse
Step 4: Rewind as soon as his verse is over and not a second later
Step 5: Repeat steps 3 and 4 ad nauseum.
Step 6: Drag “B Boyz” to your iPod
Step 7: Delete the rest of Billionaire Minds from your iTunes
Step 8: Clear your trash bin
Step 9: Repeat steps 3 and 4 from your iPod until you forget what project Kendrick’s verse came from and that Billionaire Minds ever existed
Step 10: Build shrine to Kendrick Lamar
There you have it. By following those 10 easy steps, you’ve now created a 70-second classic mixtape for the ages. You’re welcome. Enjoy.
Birdman & Mack Maine Feat. Feat. Kendrick Lamar & Ace Hood – “B Boyz”
1. Luxury Life Prod by Megaman
2. Money to Make ft Rick Ross
3. Everything I Do Ft Lil Wayne
4. Mr Lottery ft Jae Millz and Short Dawg Prod by TMinus
5. You Too Ft Drake
6. Why U Mad ft Nicki Minaj Lil Wayne Prod by J Mike
7. The Fam ft Chopper City and Lil Boosie
8. Imma Stunna FT Short Dawg Prod by The Bizness
9. Bout Money ft Dre & Maino
10. In The AIR
11. Dreamz Ft Jae and MR Beats prod by MR Beats
12. B Boyz ft Ace Hood Kendrick Lamar prod by The Olympicks
13. Every Summer Prod by The Olympicks
14. Priceless Ft Dre