4th And A Long Shot: 10 Predictions For The NFL Season
09.08.11 at 4:16 pm
The Real Anonymous
1. Colts are done. (Manning’s career might be as well)
2. Jags are done. Who cuts their starting QB (and a decent one at that) five days before the season starts. Oh, Del Rio, that is who (Leftwich anyone?)
3. Steelers SB Champs
09.08.11 at 4:19 pm
The Real Anonymous
Wait. SD might be SB Champs.
09.08.11 at 4:25 pm
The Real Anonymous
“Chris Johnson fails to eclipse the 1,000 yard mark.”
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That ish cray. Dude is that team. He will. I could see if he were older but he is not. He will produce.
-Tiki deserves what he is getting.
-I saw Alex Smith last week. I almost said something to him (like advice on how he could improve his game even though I have not played football since H.S.) but the guy was super nice. Not a bad looking dude either. If he were a better QB he would have endorsement money from Head & Shoulders and Gillette lol
-The 35-yard line kickoff rule is downright stupid (so is a booth review after EVERY TD – it ruins the continuity of the game tremendously).
09.08.11 at 5:00 pm
imperialkingpin
HELL YEAHH!!! My Texans are getting so much love around these internets!!!
09.08.11 at 5:02 pm
Matchz Malone
-The 35-yard line kickoff rule is downright stupid (so is a booth review after EVERY TD – it ruins the continuity of the game tremendously).
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You aint NEVER lied about that booth review. When I heard about that I was confused as hell. And what motivation now does a coach have to challenge a TD? “Oh they reviewed it already, guess it was/wasnt a TD after all…”
09.08.11 at 5:46 pm
Fremont's Finest
RAIDERS. That 35-yard line rule is bs. Philip Rivers is one bad white boy. Still think Tiki plays for the other team. Chris is gonna do it. James Harrison is only good at one thing, hitting people. Hopefully the RAIDERS do one of three things: Tank and get first pick (Andrew Luck, fuck Jason or Terrelle), go undefeated in the AFC (that was amazing), or make the playoffs
09.08.11 at 5:47 pm
Fremont's Finest
*AFC West
09.08.11 at 5:48 pm
Dallas
Chargers can’t run the football. The illogical homer in me has the Bears. The gambler in me already put cash down on New Orleans.
09.08.11 at 5:52 pm
August
How about this one? Detroit Lions makes the playoffs.
09.08.11 at 5:59 pm
The Real Anonymous
Chargers can’t run the football.
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I had Tolbert as one of my fantasy backs last year and he did really well actually. It was their 1st rounder Ryan Mathews who was garbage (I still think he is garbage).
How about this one? Detroit Lions makes the playoffs.
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I think they will. Their defense is going to be too good once Nick Fairley is healthy and even if Stafford goes down Hill can pick up the slack.
09.08.11 at 6:01 pm
The Real Anonymous
@Fremont’s Finest
As much as I hate to say this (Yay Area)… if the number 1 pick fell into the Raiders lap Al would draft a kicker or something lol
*Sigh*
09.08.11 at 6:26 pm
Willie P
How about this one? Detroit Lions makes the playoffs.
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I wanna see them make it thru their division first, but I like what they’ve been building in the Motor City.
Of course, the homer in me is saying its all about that helmet with the blue-star on it. We got such an easy schedule to start the season.
09.08.11 at 6:29 pm
J. Tinsley
Please don’t let Dallas’ secondary embarrass me.
Please don’t let Dallas’ secondary embarrass me.
Please don’t let Dallas’ secondary embarrass me.
Please don’t let Dallas’ secondary embarrass me.
Please don’t let Dallas’ secondary embarrass me.
Please don’t let Dallas’ secondary embarrass me.
****
In all seriousness, it sucks to see Peyton out. I’m far from a Colts fan, but as a fan of the game of football, I’ve always loved to watch him play the game. It’s almost crazy that he’s hurt because his entire career has been predicated around him NOT getting hit. Hopefully he can make it back before it’s too late, but I know Texans fans are on top of the world now.
If Houston doesn’t take this division with all the question marks around it (J’ville with no set QB, Titans not having any offensive weapons not named CJ and Indy preparing to enter life without #18), then they’ll never win that division.
09.08.11 at 6:59 pm
Lumdi Lumdi
Adrian Peterson will Rush for 2000 Yards.
09.08.11 at 7:03 pm
OED
If Houston doesn’t win, mannnnn…..
but really, they’re a team that always seems to disappoint…
Like the Eagles…
Go Pats!
09.08.11 at 7:04 pm
Willie P
Please don’t let Dallas’ secondary embarrass me.
Please don’t let Dallas’ secondary embarrass me.
Please don’t let Dallas’ secondary embarrass me.
Please don’t let Dallas’ secondary embarrass me.
Please don’t let Dallas’ secondary embarrass me.
Please don’t let Dallas’ secondary embarrass me.
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Newman is hurt, Jenkins is hurt but he’s gonna play, and we just paid Scandrick 30 Mil.
It ain’t lookin nice Tins, it just ain’t lookin nice.
09.08.11 at 7:30 pm
B-Boy Rock-Star
Go Raiders… !!!
09.08.11 at 7:44 pm
Fremont's Finest
@TRA
Lol you read my mind bruh, and said the silent fears of every fan.
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*daps up B-Boy Rock-Star*
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Houston stays disappointing. Last year they won a few games, raised the ticket prices, and subsequently failed to make the offseason.
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If Detroit makes the playoffs they just might riot, but it’d probably be worth it for the city.
09.08.11 at 7:55 pm
Stay Frosty
Packs will repeat and you’re right Philly will disappoint.
Go Raiders btw
09.08.11 at 10:29 pm
CWFBCPub
Another great post
09.09.11 at 12:04 am
derz
Cool post…
Except how you feeling #9 after tonight’s crazy kick-returning?
09.09.11 at 12:44 pm
Tru School
I’m loving #10. The Bucs are still possibly a couple years off but they have done it the right way. They may regress this year, but I still see them in the playoffs. Then w/ that confidence boost it’s Super Bowl or bust!
09.10.11 at 2:17 am
clizmode
Can’t believe my beloved tampa bay bucs are getting some love
09.10.11 at 10:25 am
ManBearPig
Patriots vs Saints in the superbowl!
Who Dat
09.10.11 at 3:05 pm
if6was9
Go bills
09.10.11 at 7:22 pm
karlito
Agreed with all points.
Go Skins!!!
09.12.11 at 4:06 pm
410chism
Please dont sleep on the Baltimore Ravens … that is all
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1. Colts are done. (Manning’s career might be as well)
2. Jags are done. Who cuts their starting QB (and a decent one at that) five days before the season starts. Oh, Del Rio, that is who (Leftwich anyone?)
3. Steelers SB Champs
Wait. SD might be SB Champs.
“Chris Johnson fails to eclipse the 1,000 yard mark.”
—————————————–
That ish cray. Dude is that team. He will. I could see if he were older but he is not. He will produce.
-Tiki deserves what he is getting.
-I saw Alex Smith last week. I almost said something to him (like advice on how he could improve his game even though I have not played football since H.S.) but the guy was super nice. Not a bad looking dude either. If he were a better QB he would have endorsement money from Head & Shoulders and Gillette lol
-The 35-yard line kickoff rule is downright stupid (so is a booth review after EVERY TD – it ruins the continuity of the game tremendously).
HELL YEAHH!!! My Texans are getting so much love around these internets!!!
-The 35-yard line kickoff rule is downright stupid (so is a booth review after EVERY TD – it ruins the continuity of the game tremendously).
————————
You aint NEVER lied about that booth review. When I heard about that I was confused as hell. And what motivation now does a coach have to challenge a TD? “Oh they reviewed it already, guess it was/wasnt a TD after all…”
RAIDERS. That 35-yard line rule is bs. Philip Rivers is one bad white boy. Still think Tiki plays for the other team. Chris is gonna do it. James Harrison is only good at one thing, hitting people. Hopefully the RAIDERS do one of three things: Tank and get first pick (Andrew Luck, fuck Jason or Terrelle), go undefeated in the AFC (that was amazing), or make the playoffs
*AFC West
Chargers can’t run the football. The illogical homer in me has the Bears. The gambler in me already put cash down on New Orleans.
How about this one? Detroit Lions makes the playoffs.
Chargers can’t run the football.
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I had Tolbert as one of my fantasy backs last year and he did really well actually. It was their 1st rounder Ryan Mathews who was garbage (I still think he is garbage).
How about this one? Detroit Lions makes the playoffs.
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I think they will. Their defense is going to be too good once Nick Fairley is healthy and even if Stafford goes down Hill can pick up the slack.
@Fremont’s Finest
As much as I hate to say this (Yay Area)… if the number 1 pick fell into the Raiders lap Al would draft a kicker or something lol
*Sigh*
How about this one? Detroit Lions makes the playoffs.
——————————————
I wanna see them make it thru their division first, but I like what they’ve been building in the Motor City.
Of course, the homer in me is saying its all about that helmet with the blue-star on it. We got such an easy schedule to start the season.
Please don’t let Dallas’ secondary embarrass me.
Please don’t let Dallas’ secondary embarrass me.
Please don’t let Dallas’ secondary embarrass me.
Please don’t let Dallas’ secondary embarrass me.
Please don’t let Dallas’ secondary embarrass me.
Please don’t let Dallas’ secondary embarrass me.
****
In all seriousness, it sucks to see Peyton out. I’m far from a Colts fan, but as a fan of the game of football, I’ve always loved to watch him play the game. It’s almost crazy that he’s hurt because his entire career has been predicated around him NOT getting hit. Hopefully he can make it back before it’s too late, but I know Texans fans are on top of the world now.
If Houston doesn’t take this division with all the question marks around it (J’ville with no set QB, Titans not having any offensive weapons not named CJ and Indy preparing to enter life without #18), then they’ll never win that division.
Adrian Peterson will Rush for 2000 Yards.
If Houston doesn’t win, mannnnn…..
but really, they’re a team that always seems to disappoint…
Like the Eagles…
Go Pats!
Please don’t let Dallas’ secondary embarrass me.
Please don’t let Dallas’ secondary embarrass me.
Please don’t let Dallas’ secondary embarrass me.
Please don’t let Dallas’ secondary embarrass me.
Please don’t let Dallas’ secondary embarrass me.
Please don’t let Dallas’ secondary embarrass me.
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Newman is hurt, Jenkins is hurt but he’s gonna play, and we just paid Scandrick 30 Mil.
It ain’t lookin nice Tins, it just ain’t lookin nice.
Go Raiders… !!!
@TRA
Lol you read my mind bruh, and said the silent fears of every fan.
—-
*daps up B-Boy Rock-Star*
—-
Houston stays disappointing. Last year they won a few games, raised the ticket prices, and subsequently failed to make the offseason.
—-
If Detroit makes the playoffs they just might riot, but it’d probably be worth it for the city.
Packs will repeat and you’re right Philly will disappoint.
Go Raiders btw
Another great post
Cool post…
Except how you feeling #9 after tonight’s crazy kick-returning?
I’m loving #10. The Bucs are still possibly a couple years off but they have done it the right way. They may regress this year, but I still see them in the playoffs. Then w/ that confidence boost it’s Super Bowl or bust!
Can’t believe my beloved tampa bay bucs are getting some love
Patriots vs Saints in the superbowl!
Who Dat
Go bills
Agreed with all points.
Go Skins!!!
Please dont sleep on the Baltimore Ravens … that is all