I’ve never actually heard of Freddie P previously and know next to nothing about him minus his claims of being from Jupiter, according to his Twitter profile. But during the course of a music blogging day, rarely do you run across YouTube gold so ripe. Five quick things I noticed here.

1. Hopping out of an Altima for a song titled “Imma Boss” is cruel irony.

2. “Gucci jeans, white tee, New fit, new chain, I ain’t got no money cause I spent it on these two chains.” Lyrical brilliance.

3. Freddie’s “fresh out the county” appeal matched with the overall “living well below the poverty line” appearance.

4. At the 0:51 to 0:55 mark, we have entourage fail courtesy of the cat in the purple and black shirt. In fact, there’s more than one scene of him looking like he’s wondering if he made the right choice being in the video when he could’ve been posted up somewhere elsewhere doing not a damn thing.

5. At least they shot it in HD but I think that’s where the budget went.

These guys seem like actual goons and not the green screen types, so we’ll just stop at five. No need to be watching my back next time I travel through Jupiter.

Update: Freddy P from Da Band, is this you? I guess I have actually heard of the guy before.