Herm Edwards instructed the rookies to be ready to go when the lockout ended. That advice should be applied in double for the superstar vets. Chad Ochocinco is a reality TV star by night but he’s still making sure his business is being handled on the field. Problem is, he can’t get any pro level corners to train with him. According to the star wide receiver, he reached out to everybody, dropping names like “Nnamdi Asomugha, Darrelle Revis and Antonio Cromartie” but everyone is too tied up to have fun in the sun with the six-time Pro Bowler.

With the frustration building up like the beads of sweat on his brow, Ochocinco goes into a muddled, swear-laden rant which is hilarious if only for the fact that you know he’s dead serious. Maybe if he gets VH1 involved, he’ll have better luck.