For every male flash in the pan that gains notoriety, there must be a female counterpart. For every Lil B, there’s a Kreayshawn. And for every Eli Porter or 50 Tyson, there must be a little wheelchair chick ripping the mic and repping for other physically disabled shorties out there.
Maybe characterizing MC Meals On Wheels as disabled should be prefaced with the word “limited” because not everything on her body is handicapped, a fact she addresses in “My Vagina Ain’t Handicapped” while slamming preconceived notions regarding sex and wheelchairs. Quotables? “Not only offer great sex, but best spots in parking lots, I’m handi and got swag so you know this tart is hot.”
Now, pardon me while I go reevaluate my position in life because God is obviously testing me.
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#DEAD
shes just a thug ass nigga thats pretty simple & plain.
“cause if it ain’t about handicapped vagina, it is irrelevant.” word.
Give me yo caaash bitch so I can buy some mo guns!!! oh wait, this is that other ridiculous song that gets stuck in my head every time I see a chick in a wheelchair now.
*looks left and right*
*presses play*
*hangs head*
This can’t be real. She must’ve lost a bet. She must have had Miami in 7.
Holy Fuck!
What are you trying to prove with this.
You suck, take it down.
this cant be life.
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Now, pardon me while I go reevaluate my position in life because God is obviously testing me.
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I was thinking the same thing after watching this video! Fuck it, I’m going to Hell anyways. I still feel bad for laughing though….
OMG! DEAD! I’m at the pearly gates
Would you beat?
Hades is installing benches and folding chairs to make room for all of us after this.
*sheds tears, watches tear drops puff into steam*
Woah, the Lord God is merciful. Yeah tho I walk through the valley of the shadow of death…
Even I couldn’t bring myself to laugh at this…
What’s wrong with me?
i bet it aint you bitch
haha, you didn’t listen close enough Rems
“Da-ha da-ha I never thought hip-hop would take it this far.”
“I take em 8 to 80, blind, cripple and crazy.” On second thought.
KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!!
I’m telling you, from now on when you see a female in a wheelchair you will wonder…..if her vagina aint handicapped.
Eat your vegetables
Would you beat?
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This was funnier than the video lol
But honestly, she’s got bars.
“Not only offer great sex but best spots at parking lots” WHAAAAT!
“you can’t impregnate me through this tube around my neck”
Jesus take the wheelchair
wow, I can’t…
^ you have to haha.
i dont understand why eli was so glorious to me yet this makes me feel like two girls and one cup.
have i matured that much since 08?
your vagina is crippled and you are a piece of bowl shit that video is a piece of god damn crippled vagina shit your mental and you have a hairy dick on your god damn face i want to kill you and introduce you to rudy so you can have a baby and a bigger crippled vagina i would rather fuck rudy 91 than hump your crippled vagina you are dog shit and why the hell did you make this fucken video your fucken vagina is crippled fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucccccccccccccccccccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk.