My best friend’s stepdad is a living legend. There’s just no other way to put it. He’s one of those old guys you love to hear talk, especially after a few drinks. Scotch on the rocks is his beverage of choice. No mixer, no chaser, none of that “punk sh*t y’all young boys do nowadays,” as he likes to say. He’ll talk about anything from fashion, to sports, to movies to anything in between. If you really want to see him in rare form, however, ask him about women. To this day, my favorite quote remains his description of Beyoncé: “Let me tell you something about this girl right here. You listenin’? That girl is thicker than a Georgia tick on a Mississippi mule.”

Yep, you read that right.

Logically, it makes no sense whatsoever, but on the same accord, it makes perfect sense. You know, if that makes any sense. That statement is always how I’ve viewed Amber Rose. I don’t even like bald women, but she has this certain je ne sais quoi about her that leads me to believe I’ll smoke a cigarette after we’re done doing the things grown folks do. And I don’t even smoke cigs. The thing is though, I’ve never known what type of girl she is.

– Is she one that you can take home to mom because she is honestly your soulmate?

– Is she that girl you know isn’t right for you in the long run, but the sex is so amazing your toes pop like popcorn the last 15 seconds its in the microwave?

– Or is her sex like Vera said in Harlem Nights “if you threw it up in the air it would turn into sunshine”?

Quite possibly, it is a combination of all three. Probably more than she ever did while with Mr. West, Amber has been offering insight into her world; love, controversy, parties and all. KING Magazine caught up with the bald-bombshell to discuss a variety of topics dealing from the obvious in Kanye to the not-so-obvious as in how her present relationship blossomed. Here’s the cliff notes version.

On Her Perception Of The Public’s Perception Of Her

But they said, “No, people don’t care about that, it’s that they think that you’re with all these men, when you’re not.” I’m only taking that from certain people that I spoke to. Maybe it’s that too, or that I’m very comfortable with my body. I can be topless on Miami Beach, that doesn’t make me a whore. That’s an everyday thing on Miami Beach. It’s just such a big deal because I’m in the public eye.

On How A Pair Of Sunglasses Led To Love A Love Connection

I met him to give him a pair of sunglasses from my company. You know, he’s from PA, I’m from PA—I wanted to look out for him. We exchanged numbers over Twitter…

…but it was strictly business for me to give him the shades. He calls and tells me he’s in LA and can he come and get the shades. I told him I’m about to go to Runyon and work out and I’ll contact him after. He says he has the day off and I told him he could come to Runyon with me because I’m going by myself. It would be cool to have some company. He said, cool.

We hung out, we were friends. That’s when I posted that picture [on Twitter] saying, “me and my little brother Wiz.” ‘Cause I was like, “I’m not dealing with no young rapper.”

[Laughs] I chilled with him for two weeks. We didn’t kiss or nothing. Then he left for Pittsburgh and when he left I was so lost without him. He has to come back, I just miss him, and I don’t look at him like a little brother.

On How Wiz Eventually Got Lucky

He’s just so positive. He’s one of those people that in any situation he can always see the brighter side to something. And he always has a smile on his face, he’s never in a bad mood, he’s super talented and smart, he’s a boss. Just being around him I realized he’s not no little boy like I thought he was. He’s a grown man about his business. His music alone, he’s not in the same circle as those other dudes, he’s on some other s–t. So when he left we just talked on the phone constantly and that’s when we realized we were really falling for each other. And I was like when this young boy gets back from Pittsburgh; he is definitely getting some…definitely [laughs].

On The Difference Between Kanye And Wiz

There’s no comparison in personalities. You know when people say how do you go from Kanye to Wiz Khalifa, that’s a downgrade. But the only question I can ask them is: have you ever dated Kanye? Because I have, and believe me, I did not downgrade at all. Not in any aspect, at all.

Ed. Note: If Cam’ron was here, he’d diagnose this as Wiz is simply “hitting the bottom of the p*ssy hole.” That comment is so open ended and available for debate, but coming from a 25 year old male who has seen a little bit of a lot of things, that sounds exactly what you think it sounds like. Wiz has Amber crawling up walls. Or vice-versa. Either way, that’s a win.

Now, go ahead. Click and enlarge the pics.

The Royal Peek: Amber Rose [KING]