In case you didn’t get the memo, the world is slated to end tomorrow, May 21st, 2011. While we were all collectively crossing off items from our bucket list, we realized there were a handful of random questions we couldn’t answer on our own and would like to know the true answers to before the rapture commences. If anyone can help answer, it would be greatly appreciated. In turn, if you have questions of your own, please ask because we all need to be here for each other as we run this collision course towards world destruction.
1. What in the blue hell happened at the end of The Sopranos?
2. What sense does it make that the greatest basketball player of all time has the worst wardrobe of all time?
3. After they shot Ricky in the leg, why didn’t he just stay down?
4. Why didn’t we, as a people, appreciate Everybody Hates Chris until it went off the air?
5. Who killed jorts?
6. Why didn’t Cam’ron win a BET “Best Actor” Award for Paid In Full?
7. Who or what is Stuart Scott REALLY looking at?
8. What, in fact, is a “Scooby snack Jurassic plastic gassed booby trap”?
9. How did Jermaine Dupri get to f*ck Janet Jackson?
10. Can anyone tell us what Tommy’s job was?