Doo Doo Brown: 5 Traumatizing Songs About Defecation

04.26.11 Written by David D.

I spent the last weekend knee-deep in sh*t. Literally. There were some plumbing problems in the David D. household, and I had to stand in and handle a seemingly endless onslaught of doodie for two days straight. At one point, I had to dig a hose covered in crap out of a pipe coming out of my roof. It was real in the field. Read the rest of this entry »

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Ja Rule – “Real Life Fantasy”

04.26.11 Written by Beware

Going out on a limb, I’m going to say 85% of the TSS readers have outright hated on Ja Rule, despite having never owned or heard one of his actual albums. Openly unabashed by the Murder Inc.’s murderous radio rampage during the the turn of the new millennium, I still have a hard time taking this five-foot-nothing 2Pac copy serious. Still, Jeffrey dropped consistent hits for around four years and eventually sold upward of six million albums – a feat unfathomable by today’s standards, so credit is due nonetheless.

Either way, aside from a few news stories and concurring two-year bid, Ja’s once raspy rule has dwindled so far from the spotlight his crossbreed of thug-pop had become merely an afterthought. That is, until the NYC native’s new single for Pain Is Love 2 appeared both out of place and thin air at YN’s place with 200-plus comments. All of which were basically skeptics like myself, who couldn’t help but embrace this seemingly “Real Life Fantasy.”

Obviously curious, I gave into the hype and found 50′s foe had actually done what I once thought unthinkable and delivered a jam doubters can openly rock with the windows down. Reminiscent without resentment, the former superstar unravels over a Queen-sampling 7 Auerelius-production and describes how dreams don’t always end how you pictured – especially when you piss them away over gun charges and easily-paid debts to the IRS.

You still probably won’t see me copping used copies of Venni Vetti Vecci anytime soon, but this definitely a good note to go out on for The Rule.

Ja Rule – “Real Life Fantasy” (Produced By 7 Aurelius)

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Theo Martins – “Up & Away” Video

04.26.11 Written by Ben Lampin

Theo Martins makes good-time music. It’s the perfect soundtrack for this time of year, as warm weather – at least up my way – becomes a constant, instead of a tantalizing possibility that lingers just out of reach. “Up & Away” is a catchy mashup of pop and Hip-Hop built around a pulsating, synth-laden beat. Read the rest of this entry »

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Tef Poe Feat. GLC – “Out The Kitchen (Remix)” Video

04.26.11 Written by Trackstar The DJ

Tef Poe’s “Out the Kitchen,” produced by Tech Supreme, has been steadily rising in plays on the airwaves and clubs in St Louis, becoming The Force’s most successful single since Rocky’s “Government Name.” Accordingly, a remix and a video must follow Read the rest of this entry »

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Paper Route Gangstaz – Hood Headlinaz 3

04.26.11 Written by Gotty™

Quietly, ‘Bama’s becoming a bubbling cauldron of musical talent. PRGz drop the third installment in their Hood Headlinaz series to keep the state’s momentum going as well as their own. Their successful formula remains the same with street-specific poetry and the beats perfectly fit for warmer weather with the windows cranked down. Read the rest of this entry »

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4.26 The Cooler

04.26.11 Written by TSSCrew

Suzi Q.

Ice T & Coco To Star In New Reality Show [The Urban Daily]

99 Ironic And All-Around Strange Church Signs [Uproxx]

Prodigy Talks New Book, Jail & How Cops Wanted Him To Set Up 50 Cent [The 9 Elements]

Serena Williams Starting A Music Career? [Vibe] Read the rest of this entry »

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The NFL Takes Its First Step Towards A Return

04.25.11 Written by J. Tinsley

If it seems like I’ve been OD’ing on NBA coverage, two reasons serve as the cause. One, I am supremely engulfed with the league and all the blood-pressure-rising storylines that follow its players and teams. Second, and equally important, the NFL lockout continues to remain a dark cloud over my own personal sports world, even though the NBA will put me in a similar predicament in a matter of months. Read the rest of this entry »

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DâM-FunK – Truth Mixtape

04.25.11 Written by TSSCrew

Stones Throw:

“As Dam-Funk explains it, ‘All songs were taken from the original wax pressings. This mix is what I simply listen 2 on any given day, while living life. It’s a pleasure to share these tracks with my new oki-ni friends. Read the rest of this entry »

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Tech N9ne Feat. Kendrick Lamar & Oobergeek – “I Love Music”

04.25.11 Written by Beware

It’s a funny time to be a Tech N9ne fan. For years and years, this underground Kansas City Royal flew under the mainstream radar and was stuck spreading his misconstrued mayhem across the map with simply a relentlessness road show and uncontainable talent. Read the rest of this entry »

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?uestlove & Ghost Do “Cherchez LaGhost”

04.25.11 Written by Gotty™

Make sure to be in attendance if ?uestlove comes to a discotheque within two area codes of yours. If your friends won’t go, leave them and go solo. Obviously, they weren’t good friends in the first place. Read the rest of this entry »

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Mikkey Halsted – “Exorcist” Video

04.25.11 Written by TC

“Look, Satan, I cast you out of Hip-Hop, in the name of Yahshua, Be healed, be restored to the days you were pure…”

Halsted’s Dark Room managed to slip under most radars, which is kind of disappointing but to be expected to a certain extent. Rapping with a sense of accountability to others outside of your immediate circle doesn’t always gain the same traction as rapping about b*tches and blunts. Read the rest of this entry »

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Sir Michael Rocks – “Exing” (O.G. Version)

04.25.11 Written by J. Tinsley

Everyone has that one ex they wish things would have panned out differently with. It’s life. What makes the situation even worse is seeing (or hearing) about that person with someone else. Talk about a wave of emotions. Last month, Sir Michael Rocks dropped his The Rocks Report mixtape with one of the records being the infidelity sparking, “Exing.” Read the rest of this entry »

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Beastie Boys Feat. Santigold – “Don’t Play No Game That I Can’t Win”

04.25.11 Written by Ryan J.

Although rapidly approaching the half-century mark, all three members of The Beastie Boys are as sprightly as ever. Their recent “Make Some Noise” video proves that Mike D, Ad-Rock and MCA can still spit with the best whippersnappers. Chalk it up as just another career win for the NYC Gentiles. Approaching fast upon the heels of the aforementioned song, the boys release “Don’t Play No Game I Can’t Win,” another track from the upcoming Hot Sauce Committee Part Two LP.

The Beasties call upon Santigold to provide her trademark echo to line the track’s lyrical underbelly. The track has a distinct dub vibe that correlates well with Santigold and The Beastie Boys’ experimental, worldly tendencies. Although there are less bars and more heady rhythms, it provides another chewable morsel while anticipating Part Two’s May 3 release.

Beastie Boys Feat. Santigold – “Don’t Play No Game That I Can’t Win”

For those fans still not satisfied, The Beasties are streaming Hot Sauce Committee Part Two in its entirety via a TDK 3 Speaker Boombox placed inside MSG. It didn’t provide the sonic inspiration necessary for a Knicks’ series revitalization but its appearance should provide a nice consolation for Carmelo & Co.’s exit.

Pre-order the album on iTunes.

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KD – “My Dawgz” Video

04.25.11 Written by J. Tinsley

While not receiving the ballyhoo treatment of other releases this year, KD’s G-Fluid has pleasantly ranked as one of the more enjoyable projects. Keeping the momentum moving, the Alabamian liberates the visual for one of my favorite songs from said project, “My Dawgz.” Read the rest of this entry »

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Warren G Feat. LaToya Williams – “This Is Dedicated To You” (Nate Dogg Tribute)

04.25.11 Written by J. Tinsley

“Life is such a trip, I know the world is full of madness/Re-learning how to walk or talk again, I can’t imagine…”

Although health complications largely relegated him to the sidelines for the latter years of his life, living in a Hip Hop world without Nate Dogg still sounds odd. Read the rest of this entry »

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