Two weeks ago, Buffalo Wild Wings f*cked up my order and presented me with a hamburger instead of the chicken sandwich I ordered. On my previous visit to the eatery four months earlier, they added bacon to a sandwich I clearly stated to the waitress not to include pork. I will never eat there again, under the firm belief everyone employed by the local version is inept and their food isn’t all that dandy anyways.

But ordering drinks at Applebee’s sounds far more dangerous to your health if you have kids. The risk runs higher if said Applebee’s is located in Metro Detroit, where one location in the chain served a 15-month-old tequila.

“He was saying ‘hi’ and ‘bye’ to the walls,” said his mom, Taylor Dill-Reese, “He eventually laid his head down on the table and we thought maybe he was just sleepy.”

Dominic’s parents examined the contents of the glass. Instead of the apple juice they had ordered, they found it had been filled with margarita. [Gawker]

He put his head down? Obviously the kid can’t handle his liquor. Arguing on his behalf, the tot did have a .10 BAC level so it’s understandable for him to be a little sloppy. I’ve seen grown men such as David D. whip off his shirt and dance on the bar Coyote Ugly-style after two daiquiris.

Of course, Applebee’s corporate called the incident “unacceptable.” O rly? I say close the doors and raze the particular location with the employees inside. Nobody will notice that the village idiots have disappeared all at once. Come tear down the BWW up the street from me as well.

Toddler Mistakenly Served Alcohol at Applebee’s [MyFoxDetroit] | Applebee’s Got A Baby Drunk [Gawker]