Now, our friends who support TSS, they wouldn’t feel too happy about seeing Amber’s bare boobies again, even though we know, dear readers, that you enjoy such things. But we promise you if click each pic, you can find your happy place, a nippled-nirvana of sorts.
Piercings FTW! Not that I’d want my main lady to have them but for a sidechick, sure, go ahead and be a little raunchy. Wasn’t like I was taking her home to mom or to any restaurant experience save for maybe Applebee’s for some apple juice, word to El Rosado.
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Barbell nipple rings FTW
altho i know what u mean, & trust me, im all about pierced nipples with barbells…i gotta point out that barbells & nipple rings are 2 dif things. lol
ps: i wish the bird would grow some cotdam hair. or invest in a good wig
Black and yellow smiley faces brilliant!! lol
The horribly placed TSS logo on the first pic got me rollin, I can still see some of tha yola….I ain’t mad tho!
Rome – i got you haha.
nice head.
thanks yeezy
She looks a lot different when she doesn’t have that orange hue to her. And yeah the Bobby Hill fade needs to go.
Gotta love a bald bitty with smiley face titties
Yeezy taught me
i just wanna rub her head. I don’t know why.
well what are you waiting for TSS where are the uncensored ones i didn’t serve my country to see smiley faces on no titties lmao
^^^
Click the pictures.
How many of you would be truly honest with yourselves and admit that she has definitely fell off from the ye days..?
You wanna know how I noticed this? Well, I was looking at a picture of her a few months back and asked myself “what does she actually do for a living?” In a typical setting and under appropriate levels of groupie/side piece attractiveness this question should NEVER be asked…your job is to be fine, not confuse me as to why you’re around
Only conclusion is that she’s fell off..
She needs to work out
oh yeah, she’s picked up an extra few pounds but she’s nowhere near fat…or unfuckable. but that’s why she’s only getting applebee’s fam lol.
I must say, those areolas look quite scrumptious. Like a miniature Reese’s cup. I would definitely be palming that scalp every night too. Or at least every other night.
But i’d definitely use a rubber with this one. Ain’t no tellin what Yeezy had this girl doin.
How many of you would be truly honest with yourselves and admit that she has definitely fell off from the ye days..?
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Oh yeah, thats without question. Between the first topless beach pics/Smooth Mag spread(that shit was ridiculous) and this new topless swimmin pics idk what happened to cause a lil fall off.
However…i’d still fuck. I don’t care what she looks like. I would WRECK that chick.
sucks for Young Khalifa
thanks @TC they were everything i dreamed they would be lmao
i just wanna rub her head. I don’t know why.
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it shall grant thou great luck and magic powers. oh, and it’s like a sign that you’ve made it.
“look ma, no hands.”
the bald head really doesnt bother me. i’d prefer that to a nicki minaj green wig anyday.
I’m not even mad at her for being human and gaining a few pounds..i’d still bump uglies any day…
But, i feel like beating dead horses, so:
the following statement is something i’ve thought about for like 45 mins (i even searched the archives for confirmation)
Last 6 months of “the cooler” chicks with clothing > Amber Rose topless
Wasn’t like I was taking her home to mom or to any restaurant experience save for maybe Applebee’s for some apple juice, word to El Rosado.
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*dead*
yeah, she’s picked up an extra few pounds but she’s nowhere near fat…or unfuckable. but that’s why she’s only getting applebee’s fam lol.
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*re-incarnated and dies again.
Amber ain’t even getting AppleBees from me though, fa real. Applebees is some gotta take a girl out to dinner, at least a late lunch shit. More people see you that way. Amber is more of a breakfast the morning after a late-night booty call or meeting the night before out on the town and smanging that night shit. She doesn’t get dinners starting at $12. She gets the breakfast special from the local diner. $4.99 plus $1.50 orange juice. No refills on that juice either, better drink that water. And it’s not no Saturday/Sunday breakfast either when it might be crowded. She gets breakfast the next day only if I was smashing her on a Tuesday-Thursday the night before. It’s less crowded on the weekday between 9 and 11. She gets that. Nothing more.
From now on I’m judging all women on here (cooler’s included) by the quality of restaurant and meal (breakfast, lunch, etc) she gets.
^ yes please.
now when i think of Applebee’s, I’ll think of your hilarious story lmao.
If y’all had a shot at Amber, knowing nothing about her dating track record, 3/4ths of yall mugs would be pulling up at Red Lobster, Lawry’s or wherever to tap that.
@ BC: I’d take her to Harold’s, the one on Balbo by Columbia College. She can get a 6-piece and a pop.
From now on I’m judging all women on here (cooler’s included) by the quality of restaurant and meal (breakfast, lunch, etc) she gets.
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This is a method i can easily subscribe to..but if im going to participate can we get some clarification on which restaurants fall into the “applebees” threshold? For example, Harold’s? Not familiar with that one. Also, what the fu*k is a Red Robin? (Gotty mentioned in the applebees post)
Is the standard of the meal based on $ or $ plus other criteria? Where does brunch fall in? Is this the highest quality? Although brunch isn’t the most expensive meal it implies there was definitely some early morning cuddling or smashin’..
thoughts/clarification?
Getting at Amber now would be like getting at a high school crush years later… Only 3 or 4 kids and 5 or 6 domestic cases later.
I DONT KNOW WHY PEOPLE BE SAYING SHE GOT A BODY TO DIE FOR.BECAUSE SHE DON’T. THE ONLY REASON WHY PEOPLE DICK RIDE THIS CHICK IS BECAUSE SHE HIGH YELLOW LIGHT SKINED OR IS SHE WHITE. YES I WOULD HUP HER, BUT SHE ISN’T ALL THAT. AMBER ROSE GOT A SQUARE BODY LIKE SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS.
AND THAT FUCKING BALD HEAD IS STUPID. IS THIS GIRL DOING CANCER TREARMENT OR SOMETHING. BECAUSE IF SHE ISN’T THEN SHE NEED TO STOP WITH THIS BALD HEAD SHIT. BECAUSE MOST REAL WOMEN WANT TO HAVE REAL HAIR ON THEIR HEAD.
AND THIS IS DISRESPECTFUL AND A SLAP IN THE FACE TO WOMEN THAT ARE LOSING THEIR HAIR BECAUSE OF CANCER TREATMENTS AND KEMO. SO SHE NEED TO STOP SHAVING HER FUCKING HEAD.
calm down holmes your scaring the kids.
Keri Hilson new Allure shoot > then this
Never really got all the hype about this chick anyways & only really liked those last photos I think it was that leaked of hers
@ BC: I’d take her to Harold’s, the one on Balbo by Columbia College. She can get a 6-piece and a pop.
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*dead*
Getting at Amber now would be like getting at a high school crush years later… Only 3 or 4 kids and 5 or 6 domestic cases later.
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Multiple cases, huh? not just one?
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I love Mad Blackman… always come from out the back yellin’ and riffin’ hard like Gerald Levert.
@ Real XL: Harold’s is a franchise of chicken-wing joints in Chicago. They’re known for their mild sauce (which I recall there being a post about here way way back) and wings, fried hard, salt and pepper, all the fries you can give me.
I’d say the standards for restaurant-based criteria are a combination of price and quality (note that good places might be cheap and vice versa so this factors in) what meal you took her to (brunch and dinner have the highest rankings), and other extenuating circumstances that vary on a case by case basis. Use your best judgment.
*off to cooler to begin process*
Based on the metrics & criteria described, plus Amber’s past history, I’d treat her to a Popeye’s 3-piece but NO biscuit. Biscuits are for the wifey alone, jump-offs get fries only.
yo i don’t care how yall twist it in your heads….pause…..she would’ve and still will get fucked. stop trying to lie on here like yall have a some type of super standards….what are yall really women talking like men? get outta here.
@ mostincredible: smashing was never the question, we’re merely debating what (if any) meal she would get before/after smashing. It’s all jokes, chill out.
Rings > Barbells
@ El Rosado I’m with you, i’m just saying whether it is 3 years ago or today you still taking her and smanging…..I think she’s still hot…the lil extra weight is even better for me….is she like 5’7 or 5’8? I taking her to kobe steakhouse or sakura, I want tables of men and women to see her (not us) she is a regular chick, she got glorified for about a year dealing with yeezy. Back to reality…..kobe steakhouse….sakura…..benihannah’s. lol (i think i’m kinda hungry for these spots right now)
plus….applebee’s not on my radar for food, took my girl there and we couldn’t decide on what we wanted on the menu and just left. I dropped a dollar on the table for the water i was drinking.
yo them barbells make me think cave manish….like hit her over the ehad and drag her back to the cave type love lol sidebar: anybody remember caveman games on nintendo?
Anybody see that new Your Highness trailer that shows Natalie Portman’s pancake? Girl is skinny as heck and has no assatall. The point of this statement being shed get it 30 times before that thing up there.
Hair, pretty face>>>>The look of a male middle school troublemaker.
Portman=Olive Garden
Rose=Saver Sack
Shouts out to El Rosado for the best judging system ever
*Open up the cooler to a treat of Natalie Portman’s sexiest scenes*
*remembers that Natalie went bald in V for Vendetta*
She pulls it off so much better without the body tho. That bitch Amber Rose aint shit
Meh.