Halfway through the season and we’re right where we started. Okay, maybe the Cowboys, Bills and a few other teams have sucked their way out of contention but well over 20 teams still have a chance at playoff contention. The top of the heap has no separation — there’s no ’07 Patriots or ’09 Colts and Saints running towards destiny. Instead, a bunch of flawed contenders trade big wins with shocking losses.
The Philadelphia Eagles exemplify this schizophrenic season, although some of this has to be pinned on their quarterback exchange. With Michael Vick back behind center this week and DeSean Jackson back running all over the field, the Eagles took out Peyton and the Colts. The game wasn’t without controversy as Peyton floated one over the middle for Austin Collie in the second half, leading to this devastating hit and fumble:
Of course in an effort to go along with Roger Goodell and the No Fun League’s paternalistic crackdown on defensive hits, Philly was assessed a 15 yard penalty. Yes, this hit was brutal and Collie probably lost a year off his life because of it, but the rules are the rules. You can’t throw flags and fine people hard earned cash just because the result looks ugly.
Elsewhere in the NFC, the Giants and Saints took big steps back towards the Super Bowl with road blowout wins. Eli Manning and Hakeem Nicks ended Seattle’s hopes to be taken seriously by putting up 40 points on the West Coast. The Saints meanwhile had an even easier time of it against the hapless Panthers, as the Saints D held the Panthers to under 100 yards passing. Of course, New Orleans still has to navigate the NFC South, where they find themselves a game and a half behind the Falcons. Atlanta beat a frisky Tampa team in the Georgia dome thanks to a 100 yard game from a rejuvenated Michael Turner. After proclamations of greatness, I guess coach Raheem Morris will have to settle with the Bucs being the third best team in the division.
Some teams in the league’s second tier missed opportunities to get themselves to the top of the division. Detroit proved they weren’t quite ready to be taken seriously by allowing the Jets to come back for an overtime victory. The Lions roared to a lead behind two Matt Stafford touchdowns, but lost a point when injured kicker Jason Hanson was unable to come out for the extra point. Instead the Lions trotted out the 307-lb Ndamukong Suh.
Laces out. The lost point, as well as a bonehead late hit penalty on Julian Peterson allowed the Jets to drive for a game tying field goal at the end of regulation. One Santonio Holmes run and catch later, and New York was jetting back to Jersey with a W. The Lions loss hurts more because division foes Chicago and Green Bay took care of their own business.
Quick Hits
– At 3-5 and in a tough division, the Browns aren’t going to make the playoffs this year. But Peyton Hills, Josh Cribbs and a hungry, young defense will give plenty of teams headaches. Last week, the Saints. This week, the Pats suffered the shock and surprise served by the scrappy Cleveland squad.
– A Cee-Lo Green f*ck you to Jim Nantz for getting his panties in a bunch after the Collie hit. It’s no surprise that Nantz, the ultimate company man, parroted the league’s NFL talking points, but I prefer my football with a little less hypocrisy.
– Baltimore righted the ship to take care of the Dolphins at home. Ray Rice and a flurry of field goals were more than enough as the Baltimore defense clamped down.
– The strangest subplot of 2010 continues as the Raiders not only played in a big game, but won it with a gusty OT performance. First place is next.




Your NFL Recap: Week 9 – The Farewell Wade Phillips Edition
That Raiders-Chiefs and Colts-Eagles games were both highly entertaining. As was the Bucs-Falcons and Texans-Chargers matchups.
Few things;
I don’t understand why it took New Orleans until the last 3 out of 4 weeks to start covering spreads after I stopped betting on them because they weren’t. Mothafuckas.
I don’t understand why I didn’t put the full $500 on the giants down when I saw in the pregame that Charlie Whitehurst was starting at QB for Seattle. Instead I went safe with 200 like a fucking pansie.
I don’t understand why the Eagles couldn’t get one more TD instead of a FG on those early drives so they covered the spread. Instead they missed covering by a point and fucked up my 4-team parlay singlehandedly. I’m sending Andy Reid a bill for my $100 and demanding he payout the stack.
Speaking of Andy Reid, that old footage they showed of him as a 13 year old? Classic. He looked like a fucking monster.
I don’t understand why I keep starting Ryan Mathews at RB in my league. He’s ass.
I don’t understand why Detroit wouldn’t send the punter out to kick the XP.
I don’t understand how my Bears are 5-3 but hopefully we smash on farve the cockslinger next week. 9 wins might get the division.
I don’t understand why my Patriots friends are still convinced they’re the best team in football and don’t miss Moss. Y’all have no consistent running game and no consistent vertical threat that D’s have to respect. I smell a first-round playoff exit if they make it.
And I don’t understand why anyone is shocked that the Cowboys have been awful. They never live up to the hype and always choke. They just had the decency to do it early this year.
I don’t understand why my Patriots friends are still convinced they’re the best team in football and don’t miss Moss. Y’all have no consistent running game and no consistent vertical threat that D’s have to respect.
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*sigh* True but whatever. This goes for the Viks too til Rice returns.
The Redskins should have never let Campbell go. The day the trade happened I said the Skins would have a worse record than the Raiders and McNabb would have a worse year than Campbell did last year… so far both are true. Fuck my life as a sports fan.
hey cell… hows the fantasy league going? is that me winning by almost 200 points with a broke ass aaron brooks as well? damn… it is.
WAKA FLOCKA SERGE IBAKA IN THIS BITCH
@ Cell: Agreed, but I actually had Minnesota flopping/missing the playoffs before the season started to begin with, NE on the other hand I had in the playoffs and possibly going deep…but that was before the Moss trade. Tate has potential but D’s don’t have to double him or any of your other guys at all, that running game is so-so, and your secondary is hurting too. I was high on y’all early but that Moss loss hurts, just his presence opened up the field for Welker, Hernandez, etc.
No mention of the Vikings game? I am disappoint.
Lol I knew yo ass was gonna come around here with that shit!
Remember…
“Start off fast then you’re weezing in the back”
I face off with Biggga this week. This is gonna be my breakout week!
but that Moss loss hurts, just his presence opened up the field for Welker, Hernandez, etc.
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This alone is enough to just tolerate the guy for the remainder of the yr. How do they not see that?
mike vick is a top 3 qb. dude is like the college qb that always wins when he probably shouldnt (tebow, mcoy, etc) all dude does is win
“Start off fast then you’re weezing in the back”
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kinda like the patriots.
I prefer “start off fast then you’re breezing from the pack”. undefeated season. not the patriots type though… more like the dolphins. (damn, twice in one post)
hey cell… hows the fantasy league going? is that me winning by almost 200 points with a broke ass aaron brooks as well? damn… it is.
WAKA FLOCKA SERGE IBAKA IN THIS BITCH
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ahhh Panda is leading the league. It’s not who leads now it is who wins the championship.
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Lol I knew yo ass was gonna come around here with that shit!
Remember…
“Start off fast then you’re weezing in the back”
I face off with Biggga this week. This is gonna be my breakout week!
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I see Cell is taking lessons from TOcho. How is somebody who is currently 0-2 going to break out? Especially when I just picked up the 4th best bench scorer in the league Toney Douglass. LOL!!!!!
Cell your fantasy team should be named the Cowboys. LOL
I was thinking more Atlanta Hawks-esc.
Cell your fantasy team should be named the Cowboys. LOL
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What?! Biggga your squad is being held together SOLEY by the guy in my Gravatar pic. My WEEK!
Biggga Squad = Min. Vikings
Pandas = Chi. Bears
Cell = Phi. Eagles
Real glad both my teams the Raiders & Vikings won! Especially the Raiders after the last few years & with it being against the rival Chiefs (Who my homie plays for too)
Yeah, Jason Campbell was a steal for the Raiders. McNabb had a great decade or so, but his best years are behind him. Oh yeah, I almost forgot to mention that Oakland is starting to look legitimate.
Rando is better than Francisco Garcia, DJ Augustin, Andris Biedrins put together. lol
You did make a great trade to get Tony Parker, The Truth and Durant are going to put up numbers. But the rest of your squad is nothing to be afraid of. My friend 0-3 is in your future thanks to:
Rando, Tyreke Evans, George Hill, Carl Landry, Al horford, Chris kaman, Serge Ibaka, Wilson Chandler, james harden, Al jefferson, DeMarcus Cousins, and Toney Douglass. you going down faster than Raz B at Chris Stokes house. LOL!!!!!!!!
Mik
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Finally, we’ve suffered enough.
Biggga Squad = Min. Vikings
Pandas = Chi. Bears
Cell = Phi. Eagles
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Right now Panda is in 1st place he should be a better team that the Bears. And you are in LAST PLACE. You are the Cowboys of fantasy Football. I am the NY Giants. We started off slow but will roll 6 traight wins
. you going down faster than Raz B at Chris Stokes house. LOL!!!!!!!!
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SMH just smh…
Right now Panda is in 1st place he should be a better team that the Bears.
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Nah, just like the Bears he will have a strong start but as the weeks progress he will fall right in place. lol you only have ONE more win than I do Biggga. Don’t go making acceptance speeches as of yet. And my team had some personnel issues in the beginning but it will ironed out very quickly = Eagles.
And Shout out to Brad Childress who just got his job saved but apparently doesn’t want to keep it.
that was @Scribe
@ Bigga: How ’bout dem GIANTS!!! Sorry Seahawks, you’re not quite ready for primetime yet. Poor Bills! They’re playing the Cowgirls so maybe they can get a consolation win perhaps? The Bears dismantled them offensively and pressured Fitzpatrick heavily, 0-8? YIKES! What the fuck is with Wade Philips?! He let two questionable plays go unchallenged and had this complacent demeanor about him like “Ahhh fuck it, we lost”, absolutely NO fight within him. Time to top up that reume my dude!
ps: Any of you dudes fuck with NCAA Football?! My Oregon Ducks & TCU Horned Frogs are KILLING it right now!!! Which undefeated team do you think will fall first? I’m thinking Boise State or Auburn.
Flea: Wade Phillips is living up to his Father’s name BUM. LOL
I know 1 of the challenges he couldn’t challenge because he ran out of time outs. I am not sure why he didn’t challenge the other call. The owboys quit on the season, the only one playing with any pride is Dez Brayant and their Back up TE is still playing hard when he gets the chance. Phillips is sadder than Bow Wow right now. looL
Cell we shall see who will be victorious at the end of the week. All I know right now you are in LAST Place. lol
Phillips is sadder than Bow Wow right now. looL
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LMFAO!!! True, but unlike Boweezy, Wade has a VALID reason to be sad!
Miami Heat Nazgul = Atlanta Falcons
Bigga = Packers
Cell = Cowboys
Panda = 1985 bears and 1972 dolphins combined
dont sleep on eric bledsoe… Baron just lost a job… and a nice tip for all of you below me…. Ishmael Smith.
i lied. new tip. draft better.
Any of you dudes fuck with NCAA Football?!
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oregon looks good this year. dont really follow too closely but when i see them play im impressed. there is a pretty blatant east coast bias out here and on espn, so im not sure how good they really are.
Oregon is damn good.
Panda don’t count your chickens before they hatch.
Panda don’t count your chickens before they hatch.
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its always more fun if there’s a bad guy. you need people like me so you cant point your fucking fingers and say “thats the bad guy”. So say goodnight to the bad guy. (or in this case the league champion)
^ I was thinkin more of Tony Danza than Montana.
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