My better half and I share a relationship I cherish more than anything else in this world. Like Loso says, my personal small waist with a pretty face makes me better on the daily and has for damn near a decade. That said, I’m pretty sure my days in dealing with the ambiguous girls Clinton Sparks, Big Sean and Mikey Posner are referring to in the latest visual from Finally Famous Vol. 3 are gone for good.

Hey, at least my eyes aren’t being held hostage.