2. Hulk Hogan — That’s a picture of Hulk Hogan rubbing suntan lotion on his daughter. That’s f*cking weird. Can we move on?
1. Karl Malone — Karl Malone is, quite frankly, a dick. And a horrible father. Malone had three kids from two women back home in Louisiana. Malone denied the fact that he was the father of Cheryl Ford until she turned 17 and was on her way to becoming a college and WNBA basketball star. We can probably assume that his acknowledgement of her as his daughter had something to do with that and the fact SHE LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE HIM!
Of course, bastard child and less basketball-inclined son Demetrius Bell was told to scram by Malone. Malone apparently wants nothing to do with Bell and would like to keep their relationship that way. And one more nugget: Bell’s mom was 13 and Malone was 20 when Demetrius was born. He was putting envelopes in her slot before she was even old enough to sign off on the package. Yes, Worst Dad award goes to Malone. Now he has something to put in that empty space where his NBA Championship would go.
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Karl Malone is a piece of shit.
Now that is a muthafuckin turtleneck on Zeke lmao
Zeke’s turtleneck is a better father than Karl Malone
Karl Malone… Scumbag
and I never ever say scumbag
I watched Karl Malones HOF speech yesterday while watching him cry the whole way through it I kept thinking two things.1) I bet his WHOLE family is not sitting in the crowd. 2.) We have the same last name. Is it really impossible that we aren’t related?
Tim Duncan would never do that shit. And if he did, he’d kill all the witnesses. That’s why he’s the greatest PF ever.
From what I remember of that TV show seems like George raised his kids as well as he could. If calling them all by his name is the worst he’s done he doesn’t belong on a list with the likes of Cromartie.
…he knocked up a 13 year old??? wtf…no jail time?
More reasons to hate Karl Malone.
Honorable mention: Rae Carruth.
I heard Karl Malone passes out $100 bills when he goes in small stores in Rustin. Maybe he just despises his own offspring?
We have the same last name. Is it really impossible that we aren’t related?
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That depends. Do you do your job well when it’s routine, mundane, and pressure-free (e.g. The regular season) and struggle in the clutch when you got a deadline or pressurized do or die situation? If so, you and the Mailman belong on Maury.
@ TC: Maybe Karl Malone is secretly Uncle Ruckus and refuses to claim a black child. I could totally see him telling John Stockton and Mark Eaton he had revitilgo.
Good shit DD. I think oj should’ve been number 1 tho.
Btw…meteor man is awesome
Supposedly, Cromartie said that HBO asked him to do a double take, pausing between each description. While I do not know if that is true, it could explain it. I mean how hard is it to describe your children? Without NAMING them at that.
I’ve always thought Karl “Mail it in Man” Malone was worse than a piece of dog shit on the bottom of your shoe… and honestly, I’m not afraid of having any of you say it to his face for me. Fuck him. I hate dead beat dads.
I didnt see that as a sign that Cromartie is a bad parent. I think thats more a sign that he is at least trying doing right by his kids after making 5 or 6 poor decisions 3 years ago. Anyone with seven kids (my grandmother) knows its hard as shit to remember all names and impossible to remember all birthdays. Yet he did both, while devoting half of the year to being on the road with football.
She was 13 and he was 20? Good thing there was no TMZ back then.
Karl Malone has to be the worst. Getting a 13 yr old pregnant, come on man. He’s a piece of sh*t
@ TC: Maybe Karl Malone is secretly Uncle Ruckus and refuses to claim a black child. I could totally see him telling John Stockton and Mark Eaton he had revitilgo
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Man, that was legendary lmao.
LMAO…Thats funny as hell J Tinsley, he does remind me of Ruckus…Also if she had the baby at 13, he prolly got her pregnant at 12 years old. Thats fucked up, I hadn’t ever heard that.
@ El Ro
it’s actually the opposite with me. I’m clutch in life all day.
I vote for Chris Benoit.
I see Karl Malone tall country ass in Super 1 on the regular and have to fight the urge not to komeameah dat nigga in the produce section. Caint respect dude. his wife is an a hole too. I used to work at a department store and she would always buy 15-20 pairs of shoes and tell us to keep the box. Keep the box?!
@rick
you wrong my dude, but i have to say, he takes it. easy.
Isaiah and Karl are shitty human beings
fuck karl malone
Karl Malone only Acknowledged his daughter because she won a Championship and his bitch ass is ringless
I’ve always thought Karl “Mail it in Man” Malone was worse than a piece of dog shit on the bottom of your shoe… and honestly, I’m not afraid of having any of you say it to his face for me.
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lol
That hulk hogan pick is just creepy.
Isiah needs a turtle neck to cover up all the love-bites he got from “Magic”…enjoy your AIDS.
How’s that GM thing working out?
yall forgot shawn kemp!
all these niggas are stupid im my head the outkast song we love them hoes is playing right now damn i guess they never heard of a condom at all
Where is Larry bird on this list.. He did not Wang anything to do with his daughter!!
All in favor of agreeing that wrestling is a sport just so we can have at least one white guy on the list say aye…
/aye
Karl Malone has a 10ft tall Moose statue in his front yard.
Karl Malone has his own table at the local pizza place. If a normal sized person sits in it, they can barely see over it.
Karl Malone heart that huckabee.
C’mon give Karl a break. After all, he is a hillbilly. That’s what they do.
There’s a new philosophical movement in academia these days. Rooted in inductive quantum physics, it’s know as Malonism, and holds:
Karl Malone is everyone, and everyone is Karl Malone.
I have no respect for deadbeat “fathers”. Maybe my mind is clouded from personal experience. My “father” denied me for 16 years until he finally told his daughter about me when she was 16. He never told the rest of his family anything about me, and his daughter (my younger sister) did not find me until last year (via facebook). I’m now 30 years of age.
I hope those last three George Foreman names are just jokes…
I heard he named his daughters some form of George, too…
Also, now that I finally saw the Cromartie clip; people blew it out of proportion…
Still, that negro has a lot of kids…
Karl Malone only acknowledged his current family during his HOF speech thanking them for “letting him play.” Completely ignored his first kids that he neglected for years. What a piece of sh*t. Cheryl Ford tweeted that day that she and her brother were sad that his bball and HOF memories are something that they will never be a part of. He is worse than a deadbeat dad because he actually had the money to help his children and he refused. Karma=Ford has two championship rings. ha.
Man wtf karl malone, thats messed up!
This post was the sh*t!
Oh’ how I love to hate on Karl Malone.
Ya’ll made my day with this. Every comment on point.
You forgot to mention Doctor J, Julius Erving. Somewhat similar situation to Karl Malone, only thing is he was so adamant his daughter wasn’t his that HE requested DNA testing… Well the tests turned out (+) Positive, and he STILL is denying that he’s the dad.
Deadbeat.
The strongest link statistically is Dr. Jan, while they all really sucked ass.
That’s a hard list to choose a “worst” dad from. They all should be castrated.
At least his kids got that back child support. It was a little unorthodox, but they got paid. God is a real cool dude,even when your parents ain’t.