Anyone that tells you that athletes make bad parents are either haters or children of athletes. Recently, we’ve been treated to exceptional acts of horrible fathering from athletes that we’ve grown to know, love and laugh at. So, to commemorate the questionable decisions daddy jocks have made, we’ve compiled the 10 worst acts they’ve committed throughout the history of sports. It’s a list more legitimate than Shawn Kemp’s offspring. After reading this, you might want to give your daddy a call and thank him for not sucking this bad.

10. Antonio Cromartie — Of course, we have to start the list with the sh*tty dad du jour who could barely name all of his kids. For most, that would be an easy task. The Brady Bunch always seemed to do it without any problems. But Antonio, who has three three-year-olds included in his seven babies from six women in five states, had quite a difficult time. If you watch the video closely, he doesn’t even name one of them!

Of course this would have been easy if he were…

9. George Foreman — Clearly his brain was so beaten to a pulp from years of boxing that it would be impossible for him to remember all of his 11 children’s names. So, he did what any forward-thinking man would do: he named his first five sons George. Maybe he got punched so much that he forgot he named them George. Either way, the kids are named George, Jr., George III, George IV, George V, George VI, Chicken George, George of the Jungle and George On My Mind.

8. Evander Holyfield — Why does Holyfield keep fighting? Easy. He’s got 11 kids to support! He had a few from his first marriage, then two at nearly the same time from women he slept with while in his second marriage and just kept on sending out sperm-filled jabs since then. Evander receives bonus points for skimping on child support and allegedly beating his third wife. Someone should tell him about the gloves that don’t go on his hands.

7. Calvin Murphy — This former world-class baton twirler and tiny NBA player is a former Houston Rocket known for once holding the record for most consecutive free throws made and highest free throw percentage in a single season. He also has a high baby-making percentage, fathering 14 children from nine different women. He was also accused of molesting five of his daughters. He was acquitted but, you know. That’s still weird.