All jurors on the board of celebrity justice can prepare to have an ulcer for the abominable Snow Queen herself is now free from the belly of the beast. Two weeks weren’t even enough to unpack all her cosmetics, let alone get her scruples in order. But she’s off to another 90 day vacay in reha…pardon me. A substance abuse treatment facility.
Lindsay Lohan was transported early Monday morning directly from a Lynwood jail — where she had served 13 days for violating probation on a 2007 conviction for driving under the influence — to a treatment program at Ronald Reagan UCLA Medical Center.
Despite a tough period adjusting to jail life, Lohan remained cooperative and became more subdued as days passed, according to law enforcement sources. Lohan was kept away from other inmates for security reasons. With reductions for good behavior and a program to relieve jail crowding, Lohan had been expected to serve about 13 days of a 90-day sentence ordered by Beverly Hills Judge Marsha Revel.[Via]
90 days rehab? The next high will be that much sweeter.
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Ahhhh, to be rich & white.
If I was rich & white, I’d commit all kinds of crime. I’d be pushin’ major weight, yo. ‘Cuz I wouldn’t get in any trouble. Hell, I wouldn’t even be a suspect. The cops would never pull my Benz over, even with a ton of coke in the trunk. They’d be too busy pullin’ over the van carryin the black high school basketball team, returning from a game.
Too bad SADAT X didn’t get the Lindsay Lohan treatment for his gun charge…
SADAT X: FRESH OUTTA RIKERS
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The newspapers trumped-up the story, but Sadat himself told me the real deal about what happened in an exclusive interview, fresh out the joint.
I think you mean just plain old RICH.
You forgetting that OJ got away with a double murder?
Two weeks weren’t even enough to unpack all her cosmetics, let alone get her scruples in order.
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lol
Let me guess… gasfacevictim is white.
OJ is pretty much the only thing ya’all can bring up. Well, that & affirmative action.
Whoops! Did I neutralize your next point?
They pretty much fucked ova my boi OJ chargin him for stealin his own shit. White money is way better than black money in America, but im not here to ignite no riot or whatever. Some of my best head was white . . .
O.J. didnt murder anybody but the people he owed drug money to did. Dwell on that
Damn how come when Remy Martin went to jail they made extra room for her. lol
If I was rich & white, I’d commit all kinds of crime.
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lmao…like thm white boys on da boondocks….aaron mcgrudr on point once again.pow.
lol @ Pacino
@ GRANDfathercloc – Speak to me brother.
I even now find it difficult to think that lindsay whom we know as currently is the exact same lindsay which starred in herbie the love bug in addition to mean girls. It is just a complete travesty to find out which the legal courts have handled this and exactly how a hollywood firm paid out seven figures for that tale after she gets away from jail. absolutely nothing sexier then hollywood glorifying felony activity. The whole lohan family are thoroughly out of their brains. Dina and also Micheal did such a excellent job…not.
hehe, I reckon Lindsay is just adorable. She’s so funny, some might say stupid!