Also known as Dumb Ass Motherf***er Gets What’s Coming To Him.
Yes, this video is exactly what it sounds like. The question is what’s worse: that this half-retarded hiccup of society wonders into the middle of a main road to dance and have his buddy videotape it? Or that this same moron will probably end up getting a settlement check from some creepy ice cream driver? And, how in-the-hell didn’t this goofball hear that tank coming? It’s an ice cream truck. It plays music!
Either way, ol’ boy is bound to get a grip of YouTube hits and parlay being laid out by a driving cooler into hood fame and hoochie coochie. All of which will probably be the pinnacle of his life.
This scenario of stupidity—coupled with the fact we’ll indulge in watching—is why America is imploding.